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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: Slurping Up with the Kardashian</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:55:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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Kim Kardashian suckles the &#8217;sicle. (IDLYITW)
Sofia Vergara nude pics. She used to date Tom Cruise. Hahahaha! That&#8217;s funny. (Cityrag)
Johnny Depp offers to help bail Nicolas Cage out of his money trouble. Because he&#8217;s Johnny Depp, and he&#8217;s a nice person, a good father, an excellent actor, and his breath probably smells like honeysuckle. (Celebitchy)
Harry Pothead [...]]]></description>
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<li><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Kim_Kardashian_popscicle.jpg"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-22316" title="Kim_Kardashian_popscicle" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Kim_Kardashian_popscicle-133x200.jpg" alt="Kim_Kardashian_popscicle" width="133" height="200" /></a><strong>Kim Kardashian</strong> suckles the &#8217;sicle. (<a href="http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2009/11/kim-kardashian-is-subtle.html" target="_blank">IDLYITW</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Sofia Vergara</strong> nude pics. She used to date Tom Cruise. Hahahaha! That&#8217;s funny. (<a href="http://www.cityrag.com/main/2009/11/sofia-vergara-nude.html" target="_blank">Cityrag</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Johnny Depp</strong> offers to help bail <strong>Nicolas Cage</strong> out of his money trouble. Because he&#8217;s Johnny Depp, and he&#8217;s a nice person, a good father, an excellent actor, and his breath probably smells like honeysuckle. (<a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/80248/johnny_depp_offers_old_buddy_nicolas_cage_a_helping_hand/" target="_blank">Celebitchy</a>)</li>
<li>Harry Pothead and the Half Blood Bong: <strong>Daniel Radcliffe</strong> gets boke. (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/2009/11/13/harry-pothead-and-the-sorcerers-spliff/" target="_blank">Yeeeah!</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Ashlee Simpson</strong> nude on <em>Melrose Place</em>. Yeah, because the CW is known for their explicit shots of taints. Riigght. Still not watching, turkeys! (<a href="http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2009/11/coming-then-going-ashlee-simpson-nude-on-melrose-place/" target="_blank">Hollywood Gossip</a>)</li>
<li>Stripper lady is all, &#8220;Sorry I fucked your husband and then told everybody, <strong>Fergie</strong>.&#8221; (<a href="http://allieiswired.com/archives/2009/11/stripper-apologizes-to-fergie-for-screwing-her-husband/" target="_blank">Allie Is Wired</a>)</li>
<li>8 babies aren&#8217;t the only thing <strong>Jon Gosselin</strong> can make. He can also make sex tapes, and a mean post-nasal coke drip. (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2009/11/jon-gosselin-has-a-sex-tape-no-one-wants-to-see/" target="_blank">The Blemish</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Lady Gaga</strong> performs &#8220;Bad Romance&#8221; on <em>Gossip Girl</em>. This is just like the time Whitney Houston was on <em>Silver Spoons</em>! (<a href="http://amygrindhouse.com/lady-gaga-gossip-girl-bad-romance-sneak-peek.html" target="_blank">Amy Grindhouse</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Rebecca Gayheart</strong> admits she has a child in her child-killing womb. (<a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=12417" target="_blank">S? O! WTF?</a>)</li>
<li>Come on, don&#8217;t be a dick. Be our bud on <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/CelebNewsWire/94950762313?ref=ts" target="_blank">Facebook</a>.</li>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: Sammy Snow-sa</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:27:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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Sammy Sosa used to be a Dominican dude, right? Not a Cullen-white green-eyed guy? We didn&#8217;t just make that up? (Gabby Babble)
It&#8217;s all right cuz she&#8217;s saved by the fetus: Tiffani (-Amber) Thiessen is with child. (PopEater)
Lilogate continues: in more tapes, Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s charming and selfless parents allege that she was porking Heath Ledger when [...]]]></description>
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<li><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/sammy_sosa_wtf.jpg"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-22194" title="sammy_sosa_wtf" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/sammy_sosa_wtf-290x193.jpg" alt="sammy_sosa_wtf" width="290" height="193" /></a><strong>Sammy Sosa</strong> used to be a Dominican dude, right? Not a Cullen-white green-eyed guy? We didn&#8217;t just make that up? (<a href="http://gabbybabble.celebuzz.com/2009/11/sammy-sosa-denies-skin-bleaching.html" target="_blank">Gabby Babble</a>)</li>
<li>It&#8217;s all right cuz she&#8217;s saved by the fetus: <strong>Tiffani (-Amber) Thiessen</strong> is with child. (<a href="http://www.popeater.com/2009/11/09/tiffani-thiessen-baby-pregnant/" target="_blank">PopEater</a>)</li>
<li>Lilogate continues: in more tapes, <strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong>&#8217;s charming and selfless parents allege that she was porking Heath Ledger when he died. Riiiiight. (<a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/79640/tapes_reveal_lindsay_lohan_was_dating_heath_ledger_when_he_died/" target="_blank">Celebitchy</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Pete Wentz</strong> says that he was unable to write music after his son was born. Quick, Ashlee! Have more babies stat! (<a href="http://angryape.com/news/pete-wentz-suffered-writers-block" target="_blank">Angry Ape</a>)</li>
<li>Please, God. Please, please, please. If you exist, you&#8217;ll let this be true: <strong>A-Rod</strong> has hanging in his home a painting of himself as a centaur. (<a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2009/10/alex-rodriguez-has-a-centaur-portrait-over-his-bed-which-part-of-the-horse-is-he-.html" target="_blank">LA Times</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Carrie Prejean</strong> has a sex tape. CelebNewsWire doesn&#8217;t give a shit. (<a href="http://www.bittenandbound.com/2009/11/10/carrie-prejean-today-show-interview-prejean-sex-tape/" target="_blank">Bitten and Bound</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Katy Perry</strong> has &#8220;RUSTY&#8221; written on her ass, apparently to broadcast her love of the rusty trombone. (<a href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2009/11/06/another-reason-to-look-at-katy-perrys-ass/" target="_blank">Fatback</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Jennifer Lopez</strong> is blocking the release of her sex tape. Blocking it with her big huge giant ass? (<a href="http://blog.mrskin.com/j-lo-sex-tape-blocked---12717" target="_blank">Mr. Skin</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Paz de la Huerta</strong> is naked in the upcoming Limits of Control. We&#8217;re talking full NSFW pissflaps here, people! (<a href="http://www.nudography.com/News.aspx?IDNews=3865" target="_blank">Nudography</a>)</li>
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		<title>We&#8217;re Surprised His Semen Isn&#8217;t Pure Lard By Now</title>
		<link>http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/britney-spears-natural-boobs-with-no-bra.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:25:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you place Kevin Federline&#8217;s semen on a slide and peer at it through a microscope, you will see the mustachioed strongman from the circus, Batman, Captain &#8220;Sully&#8221; Sullenberger, Juggernaut from the X-Men, and the &#8216;85 Bears. His seed will not be stopped. He has two children with Shar Jackson, two with Britney Spears, and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/britney_see_through_nips_1.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-22073" title="britney_see_through_nips_1" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/britney_see_through_nips_1-133x200.jpg" alt="britney_see_through_nips_1" width="133" height="200" /></a>If you place <strong>Kevin Federline</strong>&#8217;s semen on a slide and peer at it through a microscope, you will see the mustachioed strongman from the circus, Batman, Captain &#8220;Sully&#8221; Sullenberger, Juggernaut from the X-Men, and the &#8216;85 Bears. His seed <em>will not be stopped</em>. He has two children with Shar Jackson, two with <strong>Britney Spears</strong>, and now, he&#8217;s impregnated his present girlfriend. Or so the <a href="http://www.nationalenquirer.com/britney_spearsa_baby_shocker_kfed_victoria/celebrity/67620" target="_self"><em>Enquirer</em></a> says:</p>
<blockquote><p>Pro volleyball player<strong> Victoria Prince </strong>said she found out in mid-October that she&#8217;s expecting K-Fed&#8217;s fifth child, and friends fear the surprising baby news could send the emotionally fragile Britney back off the rails.</p>
<p>&#8220;Britney never wanted Kevin to have another child unless it was with her,&#8221; revealed a source. &#8220;She desperately wants to have a baby girl, and she had hoped Kevin would be the dad.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Britney, meanwhile, appeared in Perth, Australia, donning a see-through T-shirt and no bra, her tits really getting into the spirit of being Down Under.</p>

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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: Nice Purple Rain Font</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:55:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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Adam Lambert&#8217;s album cover has been revealed and we seriously have no idea why people keep insisting this dude is gay. (Allie Is Wired)
Matthew Broderick flubbed his lines so badly at a recent play that audiences demanded their money back. Bomp bomp ohhhhhh yeeeeahhhh chicka chick ahhhh. (Celebitchy)
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got tattoos of [...]]]></description>
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<li><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/adam_lambert_for_your_entertainment_photo.jpg"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-21839" title="adam_lambert_for_your_entertainment_photo" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/adam_lambert_for_your_entertainment_photo-200x200.jpg" alt="adam_lambert_for_your_entertainment_photo" width="200" height="200" /></a><strong>Adam Lambert</strong>&#8217;s album cover has been revealed and we seriously have no idea why people keep insisting this dude is gay. (<a href="http://allieiswired.com/archives/2009/10/adam-lambert-reveals-for-your-entertainment-album-cover-photo/" target="_self">Allie Is Wired</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Matthew Broderick</strong> flubbed his lines so badly at a recent play that audiences demanded their money back. Bomp bomp ohhhhhh yeeeeahhhh chicka chick ahhhh. (<a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/77664/matthew_broderick_slammed_by_angry_audience_for_his_horrible_acting/" target="_self">Celebitchy</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Khloe Kardashian</strong> and <strong>Lamar Odom</strong> got tattoos of each other&#8217;s initials because that&#8217;s what retards do. (<a href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2009/10/27/khloe-kardashian-got-a-tattoo/" target="_self">Fatback</a>)</li>
<li>There will be no charges filed in the <strong>Joe Francis/Brody Jenner/Jayde Nicole</strong> bar <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/joe-francis-fights-with-brody-jenner.html" target="_self">fight</a>. The judge looked at the evidence and was like, &#8220;Yeah, these people are douches, fuck &#8216;em.&#8221; (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/2009/10/28/no-charges-filed-in-joe-francisjayde-nicole-assault-case/" target="_self">Yeeeah!</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Taylor Swift</strong> and <strong>Taylor Lautner</strong> are probably dating, which is like the 2009 version of Victoria Principal and Andy Gibb. Swooon! (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2009/10/taylor-and-taylor/" target="_self">The Blemish</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Brittany Murphy</strong> mistook the sounds of a humming generator for gunfire and called the cops. I mistook her <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/celebnewswires-top-10-fakest-celebrity-lips.html" target="_self">lips</a> for an inflatable raft, boarded them, and sailed away to Honah Lee. (<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/28/brittany-murphy-to-cops-i-heard-gun-fire/" target="_self">TMZ</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Dita Von Teese</strong> got tit implants after tripping balls on acid ruined hers. (<a href="http://blog.mrskin.com/dita-von-teese-implants---12681" target="_self">Mr. Skin</a>)</li>
<li>Happy 42nd birthday, <strong>Julia Roberts</strong>! Our present to you is posting candid shots of you in a bikini. (<a href="http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/julia-roberts/julia-roberts-bikini-pictures-005057" target="_self">Egotastic</a>)</li>
<li>Guess that celebrity camel toe! It&#8217;s more fun than Cootie! (<a href="http://www.cityrag.com/main/2009/10/celebrity-cameltoes-of-horror.html" target="_self">Cityrag</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Charlize Theron</strong> answers to &#8220;Ass-Nuts&#8221;. Thanks for stealing my future baby name, dick. (<a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b150908_charlize_theron_just_call_me_ass-nuts.html" target="_self">E!</a>)</li>
<li>This gif. (<a href="http://i36.tinypic.com/ztxizl.gif" target="_self">Oh No They Didn&#8217;t</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Gisele Bundchen</strong>&#8217;s baby bumpchen suddenly got yuge! (<a href="http://www.dailystab.com/gisele-bundchen-shows-off-her-baby-bump/" target="_self">Daily Stab</a>)</li>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: The Fetus Next Door</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:20:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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Kendra Wilkinson reveals EEEEEE BABY BUMMMMMP BUMP ALLLERERRRT OOOOH SQUEEEEALLLL! (Popeater)
The New York Times is all, &#8220;Sorry we said you&#8217;re a slut&#8221; to Sienna Miller. (Yeeeah!)
Rosie O&#8217;Donnell and her wife might be getting same sex divorced. (Amy Grindhouse)
Bobby Brown implies that Whitney likes crack. Not that kind of crack. The kind you find in front [...]]]></description>
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<li><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/kendra_wilkinson_belly.jpg"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-21669" title="kendra_wilkinson_belly" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/kendra_wilkinson_belly-139x200.jpg" alt="kendra_wilkinson_belly" width="139" height="200" /></a><strong>Kendra Wilkinson</strong> reveals EEEEEE BABY BUMMMMMP BUMP ALLLERERRRT OOOOH SQUEEEEALLLL! (<a href="http://www.popeater.com/2009/10/21/pregnant-kendra-wilkinson-belly-swimsuit/" target="_self">Popeater</a>)</li>
<li>The <em>New York Times</em> is all, &#8220;Sorry we said you&#8217;re a slut&#8221; to <strong>Sienna Miller</strong>. (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/2009/10/22/ny-times-says-sorry-for-calling-sienna-miller-a-slut/" target="_self">Yeeeah!</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Rosie O&#8217;Donnell</strong> and her wife might be getting same sex divorced. (<a href="http://amygrindhouse.com/rosie-odonnell-kelli-carpenter-marriage-issues.html" target="_self">Amy Grindhouse</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Bobby Brown</strong> implies that <strong>Whitney</strong> likes crack. Not that kind of crack. The kind you find in front of a lady. (<a href="http://blog.mrskin.com/whitney-houston-bisexual---12662" target="_self">Mr. Skin</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Salma Hayek</strong> says her body sucks. Yeah. It&#8217;s really really ugly, Salma. (<a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/76751/salma_hayek_im_a_great_actress_acting_the_part_of_a_girl_with_a_great_body/" target="_self">CeleBitchy</a>)</li>
<li><em>Fatal Attraction</em> plus sports equals the <strong>Brooke Hundley Steve Phillips</strong> sex scandal. (<a href="http://www.bittenandbound.com/2009/10/21/brooke-hundley-steve-phillips-affair-sex-scandal-photos/" target="_self">Bitten and Bound</a>)</li>
<li>Dear <strong>Renee Zellweger</strong>: don&#8217;t fuck <strong>Alec Baldwin</strong> cuz you will die. Love, Celebrity News Wires. (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2009/10/alec-baldwin-would-kill-renee-zellwegger/" target="_self">The Blemish</a>)</li>
<li>Ah. We see you&#8217;ve stolen Patrick Swayze&#8217;s DNA. Very wily, <strong>Billy Bob Thornton</strong>. (<a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=12254" target="_self">S?O!WTF?</a>)</li>
<li>David Letterman might have a sex tape. Ah. Stupid human tricks. (<a href="http://anythinghollywood.com/2009/10/dave-letterman-might-have-sex-tapes/" target="_self">Anything Hollywood</a>)</li>
<li>Distribution of the <strong>Shauna Sand</strong> sex tape has been delayed. Shit. <em>Now</em> what are we going to get grandma for Hanukkah? (<a href="http://www.nudography.com/News.aspx?IDNews=3814" target="_self">Nudography</a>)</li>
<li>Come Facebook with us. (Our <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/CelebNewsWire/94950762313?ref=ts" target="_self">Facebook</a> is the tits!)</li>
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		<title>Top Chef, Top Chest</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some famous ladies, especially the ones who became famous because they had hot bodies, are very concerned with what the gift of motherhood (a.k.a. growing a squirming fetus in your formerly perfectly flat stomach) will do to their bodies. But not Padma Lakshmi. She doesn&#8217;t need that modeling business anymore. She was married to Salman [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/padma-lakshmi-pregnant-huge-boobs.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-21511" title="Padma Lakshmi Pregnant Huge Boobs" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/padma-lakshmi-pregnant-huge-boobs-146x200.jpg" alt="Padma Lakshmi Pregnant Huge Boobs" width="146" height="200" /></a>Some famous ladies, especially the ones who became famous because they had hot bodies, are very concerned with what the gift of motherhood (a.k.a. growing a squirming fetus in your formerly perfectly flat stomach) will do to their bodies. But not <strong>Padma Lakshmi</strong>. She doesn&#8217;t need that modeling business anymore. She was married to Salman Rushdie! She knows the meaning of disgusting words like umami! She doesn&#8217;t need to be a size two. She said:</p>
<blockquote><p>I don’t expect my body to be exactly how it was before pregnancy.</p>
<p>If it doesn’t, it’s okay. It’s a really small price to pay for me. I really want to be a mother. I’m really happy! I don’t care if I go up a size!</p>
<p>[I'm] working out less. I’m on the treadmill or lame dumbbells! I can’t box! I can’t jump rope!</p></blockquote>
<p>We understand her claim that she can&#8217;t jump rope. If she tried that she&#8217;d probably smack herself in the chin with one of those incredible orbs on her chest. But boxing? Surely one of those jugs could handle a few jabs to her opponent.</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: Party! Pizza Party!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:32:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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We just wanted an excuse to post this Madonna picture. Thank you.
Dennis Hopper is in the hospital. Decades of drug abuse, and it&#8217;s a case of the sniffles that brings him down? (Daily Stab)
A gallery of Mariah Carey&#8217;s nipples. Better than the Guggenheim. (Cityrag)
Spencer Pratt considers cutting off his nuts. Please? (Allie Is Wired)
Serena Williams. [...]]]></description>
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<li><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/madonna_pizza.jpg"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-21000" title="SPL129675_002" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/madonna_pizza-133x200.jpg" alt="SPL129675_002" width="133" height="200" /></a>We just wanted an excuse to post this <strong>Madonna</strong> picture. Thank you.</li>
<li><strong>Dennis Hopper</strong> is in the hospital. Decades of drug abuse, and it&#8217;s a case of the sniffles that brings him down? (<a href="http://www.dailystab.com/dennis-hopper-rushed-to-hospital/" target="_self">Daily Stab</a>)</li>
<li>A gallery of <strong>Mariah Carey</strong>&#8217;s nipples. Better than the Guggenheim. (<a href="http://www.cityrag.com/main/2009/10/mariah-carey-nipple-slip-gallery.html" target="_self">Cityrag</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Spencer Pratt</strong> considers cutting off his nuts. Please? (<a href="http://allieiswired.com/archives/2009/09/spencer-pratt-to-cut-off-his-nuts/" target="_self">Allie Is Wired</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Serena Williams</strong>. Foul-mouthed goddess. R. Crumb dream girl come to life. (<a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/138123/the-one-the-only-serena-williams" target="_self">Faded Youth</a>)</li>
<li>MC <strong>Amy Winehouse</strong> lays down some phat rhymes about being a Jewmaican. (<a href="http://www.omgblog.com/2009/10/omg_she_raps_amy_winehouse.php" target="_self">OMG Blog</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Rose McGowan</strong> calls off engagement with Robert Rodriguez. But they were so . . . so . . . alliterative! (<a href="http://www.popcrunch.com/robert-rodriguez-rose-mcgowan-split/" target="_self">PopCrunch</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Heidi Klum</strong> has &#8220;banned her children from jumping on her pregnant stomach&#8221;. We&#8217;ll assume she&#8217;s also banned them from punching it with brass knuckles and throwing hand grenades at it. (<a href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Heidi+Klum-28821.html" target="_self">FemaleFirst</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Mena Suvari</strong> says no more nudes, not now, not ever. Poop! (<a href="http://blog.mrskin.com/mena-suvari-nude-body-double---12612" target="_self">Mr. Skin</a>)</li>
<li>The only person on earth as hot as <strong>Penelope Cruz</strong>? Her sister. (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/2009/09/29/monica-vs-penelope-cruz-in-elle-and-vanity-fair/" target="_self">Yeeeah!</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Padma Lakshmi</strong> is pregnant. (<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/momsbabies/news/top-chef-padma-lakshmi-is-pregnant-2009110" target="_self">US Weekly</a>)</li>
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		<title>Becky and McSteamy Expecting McScreamy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:11:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was only a matter of time before Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart got pregnant. Because they&#8217;re a loving couple who has a lot of sex. We know this because they helpfully filmed it and the world at large watched. People reports:
Out on a stroll in Los Angeles last weekend with husband Eric Dane, Rebecca [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/gayheart_pregnant.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-20920" title="gayheart_pregnant" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/gayheart_pregnant-133x200.jpg" alt="gayheart_pregnant" width="133" height="200" /></a>It was only a matter of time before <strong>Eric Dane</strong> and <strong>Rebecca Gayheart</strong> got pregnant. Because they&#8217;re a loving couple who has a lot of sex. We know this because they helpfully <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/rebecca-gayheart-sex-tape-with-eric-dane.html" target="_self">filmed</a> it and the world at large watched. <em>People</em> <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20308663,00.html" target="_self">reports</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Out on a stroll in Los Angeles last weekend with husband Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart showed in public what the couple’s close friends have known for some time: that she’s expecting. In February, Dane, 37, told Ellen DeGeneres that he and Gayheart, 38, wanted a baby. “They’re definitely happy,” a source tells PEOPLE. “They’ve been trying for so long.” Reps for the pair have not commented.</p></blockquote>
<p>Aw, this is sweet. Rebecca Gayheart is a kind and nurturing caregiver who thinks children are great! Great <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,622308,00.html" target="_self">speed bumps</a>, that is.</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: Rubber Duckie, You&#8217;re the One</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:23:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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A preview of Keeley Hazell&#8217;s 2010 &#8220;Erotic&#8221; Calendar. It&#8217;s especially erotic if  you like vintage vacuum cleaners and oversized novelty bath duckies. (Yeeeah!)
Karina Smirnoff would rather dance naked then wear fur. Well, good, then. Why don&#8217;t you just do that? (The Blemish)
Lindsay Lohan hand job! Oh, wait. It says Lindsay Lohan lands a job. Eh, [...]]]></description>
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<li><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/keely-hazell-erotic-20-10-calendar-1.jpg"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-20871" title="keely-hazell-erotic-calendar-1" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/keely-hazell-erotic-20-10-calendar-1-141x200.jpg" alt="keely-hazell-erotic-calendar-1" width="141" height="200" /></a>A preview of <strong>Keeley Hazell</strong>&#8217;s 2010 &#8220;Erotic&#8221; Calendar. It&#8217;s especially erotic if  you like vintage vacuum cleaners and oversized novelty bath duckies. (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/2009/09/24/ss-preview-of-keely-hazells-2010-erotic-calendar/" target="_self">Yeeeah</a>!)</li>
<li><strong>Karina Smirnoff</strong> would rather dance naked then wear fur. Well, good, then. Why don&#8217;t you just do that? (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2009/09/katrina-smirnoff-rather-dance-naked/" target="_self">The Blemish</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong> hand job! Oh, wait. It says Lindsay Lohan <em>lands</em> a job. Eh, same diff. (<a href="http://anythinghollywood.com/2009/09/lindsay-lohan-lands-a-job/" target="_self">Anything Hollywood</a>)</li>
<li>A lady named Rosa Acosta is set to become Mrs. <strong>Soulja Boy Tell &#8216;Em</strong>. That&#8217;s a pretty name. (<a href="http://www.bittenandbound.com/2009/09/25/soulja-boy-fiance-rosa-acosta-not-so-fast/" target="_self">Bitten and Bound</a>)</li>
<li>There&#8217;s no mistaking <strong>Gisele Bundchen</strong>&#8217;s baby bumpchen now. (<a href="http://amygrindhouse.com/gisele-bundchen-month-pregnant-baby-bump.html" target="_self">Amy Grindhouse</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Kelly Brook</strong> naked, with hydrangeas covering up her mams and clam. This is supposed to sell Ralph Lauren underwear. OK. (<a href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/kelly-brook/kelly-brook-gets-naked-for-ralph-lauren-004975" target="_self">Egotastic!</a>)</li>
<li><strong>McSteamy</strong> and <strong>Noxema Girl</strong> are going to sue over their boring naked tape. (<a href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2009/09/24/eric-dane-is-going-to-sue-over-nude-sex-tape/" target="_self">Fatback</a>)</li>
<li>Ten celebrities who took out their boob implants. (<a href="http://blog.mrskin.com/top-10-celebs-who-removed-their-breast-implants---12600" target="_self">Mr Skin</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Kelly Rutherford</strong> (aka Lily Van Der Woodsen) has issued a restraining order against her husband. Just sic Chuck Bass on him. Chuck&#8217;ll scarf him to death. (<a href="http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2009/09/kelly-rutherford-gets-restraining-order-against-daniel-giersch/" target="_self">Hollywood Gossip</a>)</li>
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		<title>More Boring Celebrity Babies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:26:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The celebrity baby boom continues today with the offspring of Jude Law and Ellen Pompeo. Separately. Not together. To our knowledge, Jude Law and Ellen Pompeo did not have sex with each other and grow a baby. Sorry for the confusion. People reports on Law&#8217;s unintended spawning:
Samantha Burke, the 24-year-old aspiring actress whom Law met [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/jude-law-mustache-creepy.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-20826" title="jude-law-mustache-creepy" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/jude-law-mustache-creepy-139x200.jpg" alt="jude-law-mustache-creepy" width="139" height="200" /></a>The celebrity baby boom continues today with the offspring of <strong>Jude Law</strong> and <strong>Ellen Pompeo</strong>. Separately. Not together. To our knowledge, Jude Law and Ellen Pompeo did not have sex with each other and grow a baby. Sorry for the confusion. <em><a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20307652,00.html">People</a></em> reports on Law&#8217;s unintended spawning:</p>
<blockquote><p>Samantha Burke, the 24-year-old aspiring actress whom Law met while filming <em>Sherlock Holmes</em> in New York City last year, gave birth to a  5-lb., 12-oz daughter Tuesday night.</p>
<p>&#8220;Samantha Burke is overwhelmed with joy at the arrival of her beautiful and healthy baby girl, Sophia,&#8221; Burke&#8217;s rep, Eileen Koch, tells PEOPLE. &#8220;The baby and mom are doing wonderful.&#8221;<!-- jump --></p></blockquote>
<p>And <em><a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/momsbabies/news/ellen-pompeo-gives-birth-2009239">Us Weekly</a></em> dishes on Ellen&#8217;s tot:</p>
<blockquote><p>Grey&#8217;s Anatomy actress Ellen Pompeo and husband Chris Ivery have welcomed their first child, a girl, her rep tells Usmagazine.com exclusively.</p>
<p>&#8220;Her name is Stella Luna Pompeo Ivery,&#8221; her rep tells Us. &#8220;She was born Sept. 15 in Los Angeles.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">Sophia and Stella join <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/sarah-michelle-gellar-and-freddie-prize-jr-welcome-worlds-most-normal-celebrity-baby.html">Charlotte Prinze</a> as celeb babies whose names don&#8217;t make us fear for the future of humanity. But while this is good for us, it&#8217;s kind of crappy for the kids. Without f&#8217;ed-up names, these children just might grow up normal, well-adjusted, and accepted by their peers. Kids like that don&#8217;t grow up to make tons of cash off of scandalous tell-alls. Think of the kids&#8217; futures, people!<br />
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