Tag Archives: celebrity pregnancies
We’re Surprised His Semen Isn’t Pure Lard By Now
If you place Kevin Federline’s semen on a slide and peer at it through a microscope, you will see the mustachioed strongman from the circus, Batman, Captain “Sully” Sullenberger, Juggernaut from the X-Men, and the ‘85 Bears. His seed will not be stopped. He has two children with Shar Jackson, two with Britney Spears, and [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Nice Purple Rain Font
Adam Lambert’s album cover has been revealed and we seriously have no idea why people keep insisting this dude is gay. (Allie Is Wired)
Matthew Broderick flubbed his lines so badly at a recent play that audiences demanded their money back. Bomp bomp ohhhhhh yeeeeahhhh chicka chick ahhhh. (Celebitchy)
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got tattoos of [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: The Fetus Next Door
Kendra Wilkinson reveals EEEEEE BABY BUMMMMMP BUMP ALLLERERRRT OOOOH SQUEEEEALLLL! (Popeater)
The New York Times is all, “Sorry we said you’re a slut” to Sienna Miller. (Yeeeah!)
Rosie O’Donnell and her wife might be getting same sex divorced. (Amy Grindhouse)
Bobby Brown implies that Whitney likes crack. Not that kind of crack. The kind you find in front [...]
Top Chef, Top Chest
Some famous ladies, especially the ones who became famous because they had hot bodies, are very concerned with what the gift of motherhood (a.k.a. growing a squirming fetus in your formerly perfectly flat stomach) will do to their bodies. But not Padma Lakshmi. She doesn’t need that modeling business anymore. She was married to Salman [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Party! Pizza Party!
We just wanted an excuse to post this Madonna picture. Thank you.
Dennis Hopper is in the hospital. Decades of drug abuse, and it’s a case of the sniffles that brings him down? (Daily Stab)
A gallery of Mariah Carey’s nipples. Better than the Guggenheim. (Cityrag)
Spencer Pratt considers cutting off his nuts. Please? (Allie Is Wired)
Serena Williams. [...]
Becky and McSteamy Expecting McScreamy
It was only a matter of time before Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart got pregnant. Because they’re a loving couple who has a lot of sex. We know this because they helpfully filmed it and the world at large watched. People reports:
Out on a stroll in Los Angeles last weekend with husband Eric Dane, Rebecca [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Rubber Duckie, You’re the One
A preview of Keeley Hazell’s 2010 “Erotic” Calendar. It’s especially erotic if you like vintage vacuum cleaners and oversized novelty bath duckies. (Yeeeah!)
Karina Smirnoff would rather dance naked then wear fur. Well, good, then. Why don’t you just do that? (The Blemish)
Lindsay Lohan hand job! Oh, wait. It says Lindsay Lohan lands a job. Eh, [...]
More Boring Celebrity Babies
The celebrity baby boom continues today with the offspring of Jude Law and Ellen Pompeo. Separately. Not together. To our knowledge, Jude Law and Ellen Pompeo did not have sex with each other and grow a baby. Sorry for the confusion. People reports on Law’s unintended spawning:
Samantha Burke, the 24-year-old aspiring actress whom Law met [...]
Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prize Jr. Welcome World’s Most Normal Celebrity Baby
Some celebrities are boring. They don’t get drunk in public, they never show us naked parts of their anatomies when they’re on their way to/returning from getting drunk in public, and they stay married for non-celebrity durations. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. are such celebrities. In fact, they are so normal and boring [...]
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Halle Berry to Prove Genetic Superiority with Second Kid
We think that maybe there are sinister forces at work in the universe. We always hear stories about beautiful people trying and trying and getting desperate to have babies and then turning to scientists to make all of the elements come together as they should to produce genetically perfect (twin) babies. It seems so difficult. [...]