Tag Archives: celebrity pets
Make Victoria Principal's Dog Poop or She'll Shoot You
Courtney Love offered a verbal beat down, Jack Bauer fired up a head butt, but neither of those wonderfully wacky actions can compare to the insane-ass shit Pamela Ewing's been up to. Victoria Principal got pissed her puppy took its damn time making poopy and took it out on the maid. By pulling a gun [...]
Welcome Back, Pete
It's been nigh on five months since the supremely clammy Pete Doherty oozed his way onto these pages, open sores weeping a sluglike trail behind him. Today, he's back and he's doing more crazy stuff with helpless animals. He already turned a kitten into a crack whore and manhandled a litter of newborn mice, now [...]
Two Boring Pretty People Got Hitched
This morning was the running of the brides at Filene's Basement, causalities yet untallied. Undoubtedly some women came away very happy with their discount dresses, and we're sure their Lee-Press-on-Nail-scratched faces will recover in time for the big day. But some lucky people don't have to go through such hardships to look fabulous on [...]
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Jennifer Aniston Likes 'Em Furry
Jennifer Aniston seems a little out of touch. She's always flitting around town in her fancy clothes, staying in luxury hotels, drinking her five-dollar coffee. It's ridiculous. So we're not really surprised that she doesn't know much about men. There's a common expression that equates the male of the species to a four-legged canine. Mostly [...]
Hayden Panettiere Wears Party Hat. Hayden Panettiere Slips Party Hat.
Three apples high actress Hayden Panettiere has finally embraced her status as the teeniest, tiniest pygmy in Hollywood and was snapped sporting a gnome hat with her Studio 54 bikini at a pool a few days back. It was Hayden's birthday, and she celebrated the big 1-9 in the traditional fashion: constantly texting on a [...]
Megan Fox Hates Dogs, Nudity
Megan Fox knows that she can make men do just about anything. Make her loverman ditch his beloved pooch just because she wants newer, fluffier ones? Sure thing. Make hoards of male viewers pay to see a movie written by Diablo Cody just because she maybe might be sorta kinda naked in it? Of course. [...]
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Also tagged Brian Austin Green, celebrity nudity, Megan Fox, movies
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Jenny Lo Gets Sued
We love celebrity spin control. When someone is caught with a hooker or gets filmed donkey punching an old lady on a crowded street, there are always stories leaked by "inside sources" claiming that said celebrity is truly a great person, and the Starbucks barista must've put eighteen shots in their morning latte, because they [...]
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Or, What Happens When You Acquit R. Kelly
Gossip Girl star Blake Lively was hard at work on her show yesterday when her little dog took offense to the unflattering beige schmatte she was wearing. And pissed on it. Splash News has the poop pee:
A solo Blake Lively has to stop and get out of a Gossip Girls cast van because her dog [...]
Maybe She Should Have Asked for a Pussy
Wah! Poor wittle Paris can't buy a puppy. She's so sad. It's so not fair. That puppy was the perfect shade of grey to complement her Birkin bag. Page Six says:
THE Puppy Store on Melrose Avenue in LA deserves an ASPCA award. Over the weekend, spies said, Paris Hilton was on her way to a [...]
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In recent celebrity hookup news, Ryan Gosling is kicking it to Kirsten Dunst, Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have taken it to the next level with a meet-the-parents visit, and Natalie Portman is inexplicably dating furry, painfully precious neo-hippie singer Devendra Banhart. The two have been spotted together more often than not recently, and the [...]
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