Tag Archives: celebrity pets
Mariah Carey Demands Kittens
We think Mariah Carey is the closest the world will ever come to a real Disney princess come to life. In fact, we’re kind of surprised that we don’t see her decked out in frilly pink gowns with skirts the diameter of dinner tables more often. But we’re not at all surprised that Mariah demanded [...]
This Is Just Gross
Now that Brittany Murphy’s steady King of the Hill paycheck has gone to syndication heaven, girl’s gotta work. And though we haven’t seen her in anything since that movie where she nannied Dakota Fanning (Shut up. It was on TBS.), she apparently has five movies in some state of production. Yes, five. So she needs [...]
Bai Ling’s Cheetah Half-Breed Has a Taste for Nipples
We’re in love with celebrity pets. There are the ones that are essentially living jewelry, like every animal Paris Hilton has ever come in contact with. Then there are the endearing mutts who take an otherwise boring celebrity and make us think that they can’t be half bad with a cute companion like that, like [...]
Knick Knack Paddywhack
Animal lover and Oscar-winner Hilary Swank is the face of Iams Home 4 the Holidays Pet Adoption Drive, which she helped kick off yesterday with a personal appearance, posing with some canine pals. And, uhhhh, I guess it’s safe to say that dog is a big Hilary Swank fan.
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Paris Hilton Demands Lobsters
Apparently CelebNewsWire has the power to summon celebrities out of publicity hybernation. If we ask “Where has Scarlett Johansson been lately?” on Tuesday, by Friday she’ll be on the cover of eight magazines and slated for a guest spot on 30 Rock. We’re like a human Ouija board. Recently we summoned the beast that is [...]
Mel Gibson’s Hand in a Beaver
This movie is going to be awesome!
Jessica Simpson Can’t Catch a Break
A dingo did not take her baby, but a coyote did steal her lesbian malti-poo. Alas, poor Jessica Simpson. It’s bad enough she got unceremoniously dumped by Tony Romo. Now her dog Daisy has become Snausages to a desert cur. Last night Jessica took to Twitter and let us all know that
My heart is [...]
Brad Pitt’s Gerbils’ House Is Nicer Than Yours
A lot of the time, we make fun of celebrities and their excess. Posh Spice washes her hair in pigeon urine she has imported from Indonesia? That’s just stupid and ripe for ridicule. But once in a while a story will come along that demonstrates how much fun it can be to be ridiculously wealthy [...]
Candy Spelling’s Dog, Real Estate Adviser
You know that celebrities are nuttier than a sleepover at Boy George’s house, right? So nothing we can tell you would make you think, “Man, I did not see that one coming”? There’s nothing on this earth that a celebrity could do that would surprise you? What if we told you that Aaron Spelling’s ghost [...]
Wait Till They See What's Printed on the TP
Of course of Paris Hilton has nude pictures of herself hanging all over her house. And of course she would invite Access Hollywood over and point and giggle and say, "You can see my boobies, teehee." You know you weren't expecting her to be all like, "This is an original, one-of-a-kind sketch given to my [...]