Tag Archives: celebrity parents
OMG! Zanessa Totally Do It!
You may think that Zac Efron is as gay as a pink poodle taking a tinkle on the Easter ham at Elton John's house, but his mommy thinks he's all man. And she's very concerned about it. Reports Access Hollywood:
The photos that surfaced last year of Efron and his girlfriend, ìHSMî cutie Vanessa Hudgens, in [...]
Kate Hudson's Childhood Abuse Revealed: She Flew Coach!
You might think that growing up the offspring of rich and famous movie stars means that you only get the best in life, that every day is filled with cashmere and caviar. But not so if you're unfortunate enough to be the child of Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell. Then it's the back of the [...]
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Britney's Dad + Knives = One Scared Shitless Journalist
You probably think that in the realm of celebrity parentage, Lindsay Lohan wins the prize for most creepy and unstable papa. But if you were stuck in a room with him, Michael Lohan would probably just read you the poems he wrote for Lindsay and spout off about his devotion to God and how soon, [...]
Jon Voight Is Still Delusional
Can we pass some sort of law that requires Jon Voight to wear a muzzle? Fuck energy independence; that's what this country really needs. OK! magazine reports (via Celebitchy):
ìThe twins! Holy smokesÖIím hoping, so weíll see,î he tells OK!. Voight and daughter, Angelina Jolie, have had an infamously estranged relationship in recent years. And while [...]
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Britney Spears Will Never Make Her Own Decisions Again
It's probably a good thing that Britney Spears never bothers showing up to court when she's being sued, prosecuted, stripped of her rights, etc., because if she did girl wouldn't have time for anything else. She would spend more time in a courtroom than Ally McBeal. We stole that joke from Jay Leno. Funny, right? [...]
Britney Spears: VMA Appearer, Teen Sex Haver
It's now time to check in on the non-bikini-ensconced life of one Ms. Britney Jean Spears. Where will life find her today? Doing laundry and changing diapers like any typical mother of two toddlers? Probably not. Planning her 1,278th comeback? Now you're talking. Our girl will once again be opening the MTV Video Music Awards, [...]
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Move Over Shiloh; You've Got Some Competition
We've been gypped. Somewhere along the line some lonely blogger with a neglected boner heard the words "Angelina Jolie" and "twins" and immediately started to resurrect his very detailed Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield fantasies, only with poutier lips and billions more dollars. And somehow that rumor spread, until everyone on the interwebs thought it was [...]
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LiLo's Half Sis–Figment of Daddy's Attention-Seeking Imagination?
By now you've heard the story that broke late Friday about Lindsay Lohan possibly having an illegitimate thirteen-year-old half sister. Our question to you is, did Michael Lohan make up the whole thing to get the publicity? (What "projects" he needs to publicize we have no idea.) And if so, did he hold a casting [...]
Keira Knightley + Mom = One Hot Sex Scene
It's looking like the promotion for the Dylan-Thomas-and-a-couple-of-hot-lesbians movie The Edge of Love, which doesn't open in the U.S. until this fall, is going to last longer than the spirit-crushing onslaught of Sex and City hype. Every day this week it's been Keira Knightley this, Sienna Miller that. And we're just as excited as anyone [...]
Jamie Spears To KFed: "Do My Daughter Again, I'll Give You Millions"
We know that living with Britney Spears isn't exactly akin to spending the day at Six Flags. Sure, there's probably an equivalent amount of ice-cream topped elephant ears, warm pork rinds, and overflowing toilets, but the water rides aren't nearly as fun. So we can understand Kevin Federline's reluctance to accept Daddy Spears's bribe to [...]
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