Tag Archives: celebrity offspring
Katherine Heigl Kills the Adoption Trend
One thing we’ve learned from this gossip game is that people really, REALLY hate Katherine Heigl. She kind of deserves it, since she usually sounds like an ungrateful brat who wanted the white pony, goddammit Daddy, not the chestnut one. So we’re guessing that not too many people care that she’s about to be a [...]
Welcome to the World, Spare Tire Madden
Today is 9/9/9, which, if you turn it upside down, is 666. Diabolical! And lo, the child of Lucifier is born on this most evil day! All hail the bringer of evil! OK, so maybe he isn’t the son of Satan. He’s the son of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. And maybe he’s not a [...]
And the Papa Is . . . Macaulay Culkin!
Good morning. It’s August 31, 2009, and Michael Jackson is still dead. We may not be much closer to seeing his needle-happy doc brought to justice, but we are closer to finding out who Blanket’s father is. Well, at least as long as you’re really gullible and believe everything you’ve ever seen on Access Hollywood. [...]
Brad Pitt Gives up the Weeeeeeeeed
You’re totally jealous of Brad Pitt, right? He’s rich and famous and powerful and has lots of motorcycles and gets to stick his thingy inside of Angelina Jolie. Sounds pretty great. But don’t be jealous, man. You’ve got one thing on him. At least you can smoke the weed if you want to. Except when [...]
Britney Spears’s Kids Have a Vast Vocabulary
If we were to tell you that Britney Spears’s kids regularly found a little bit of whiskey in their bottles or toddered around in the same poopy diapers for three days straight or took a few little puffs off of Daddy’s “happy cigarettes” now and then, you probably wouldn’t be surprised. So you also won’t [...]
Somebody's Having Jude Law's Baby
Brush up on your Agatha Christie, maybe rent a few seasons of Murder She Wrote, because we've got a mystery on our hands. Jude Law's having a baby, but he won't tell us who the mama is. His rep released this statement:
Jude Law can confirm that, following a relationship last year, he has been advised [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: 67 Hours of Labor
Rihanna’s bringing back the Gumby. You go, girl. (Yeeeah!)
Top 100 Celebrity Nude Scenes of All Time! Shut the door, turn off your phone, and dig into #40-31. (Mr Skin)
Lake Bell in a see-through bra for GQ. Who’s Lake Bell? Who cares! (The Blemish)
Michael Jackson’s doctor will most likely be charged with manslaughter. (TMZ)
Paris Hilton claims [...]
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Rebbie Jackson: Mother Figure. Centipede.
We've basically stopped reporting on the day-to-day poppycockery of the whole Michael Jackson death debacle because it's so confusing and weird and depressing. But there is one sane spot in the sea of cuckoo, and that's this nugget about Prince Michael, Paris, and (cringe) "Blanket" from TMZ:
Multiple sources in the Jackson family tell us even [...]
Every Bhatti Dance Now
It always amazes us that kids aren't coming out of the woodwork like termites, claiming to be the illegitimate children of dudes who were screwing their way across the globe twenty years ago. Like Tommy Lee or Jani Lane or Philip Michael Thomas. But it blows our mind even more that Michael Jackson MIGHT have [...]
It Was . . . MURDER!
Good morning. It's Wednesday, July 15, 2009 and Michael Jackson is still dead. Here is all the MJ news of the day.
ï Debbie Rowe and her lawyers say that she did NOT receive a $4 million "payoff" from Katherine Jackson, and that she will not seek custody of Prince Michael and Paris. She'll just [...]