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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: Goose Egg</title>
		<link>http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/shannan-click-and-noot-seear-nude.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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Rihanna has a big lump on her head. So she either went back to Chris &#8220;Doo Doo&#8221; Brown or she&#8217;s growing horns. The latter is more believable. (Gone Hollywood)
Victoria&#8217;s Secret model Adriana Lima gives birth to baby girl; is probably not a virgin anymore. (PopEater)
Victoria&#8217;s Secret model Shannan Click naked. Totally, truly, NSFW naked naked. [...]]]></description>
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<li><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/rihanna-bruise-01.jpg"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-22415" title="rihanna-bruise-01" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/rihanna-bruise-01-108x200.jpg" alt="rihanna-bruise-01" width="108" height="200" /></a><strong>Rihanna</strong> has a big lump on her head. So she either went back to Chris &#8220;Doo Doo&#8221; Brown or she&#8217;s growing horns. The latter is more believable. (<a href="http://gone-hollywood.com/2009/11/rihanna-battered-again/" target="_blank">Gone Hollywood</a>)</li>
<li>Victoria&#8217;s Secret model <strong>Adriana Lima</strong> gives birth to baby girl; is probably not a virgin anymore. (<a href="http://www.popeater.com/2009/11/16/adriana-lima-baby/" target="_blank">PopEater</a>)</li>
<li>Victoria&#8217;s Secret model <strong>Shannan Click</strong> naked. Totally, truly, NSFW naked naked. It&#8217;s pretty funny that a model has the last name &#8220;Click&#8221;. That would be like a dentist named Dr. Bzzzzzrrrrt or CelebNewsWire&#8217;s last name being a fart sound. (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/2009/11/16/ss-victorias-secret-model-shannan-click-nude-pics/" target="_blank">Yeeeah!</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Beyonce</strong> upskirt, but she&#8217;s got underwear on so don&#8217;t get too jazzed or nuthin. (<a href="http://www.cityrag.com/main/2009/11/beyonces-legs-trip-her-up.html" target="_blank">Cityrag</a>)</li>
<li><em>New Moon</em> star <strong>Noot Seear</strong> nude. Which makes you a Nood Seer. Haw! (<a href="http://www.nudography.com/News.aspx?IDNews=3884" target="_blank">Nudography</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Ashley Tisdale</strong> wears a bikini. Also, I got a splinter yesterday. It hurt! (<a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/11/ashley-tisdale-bikini-ass.php" target="_blank">CelebSlam</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Lily Allen</strong> has a secret half sister! Dun dun DUN! (<a href="http://anythinghollywood.com/2009/11/lily-allen-argues-at-first-contact-with-secret-sister/" target="_blank">Anything Hollywood</a>)</li>
<li>Sign up for our <a href="http://feeds.celebnewswire.com/Celebnewswire" target="_blank">RSS</a> feed or we&#8217;ll set your house on fire and make it look like an accident.</li>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: Sammy Snow-sa</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:27:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Alex Rodriguez]]></category>
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Sammy Sosa used to be a Dominican dude, right? Not a Cullen-white green-eyed guy? We didn&#8217;t just make that up? (Gabby Babble)
It&#8217;s all right cuz she&#8217;s saved by the fetus: Tiffani (-Amber) Thiessen is with child. (PopEater)
Lilogate continues: in more tapes, Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s charming and selfless parents allege that she was porking Heath Ledger when [...]]]></description>
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<li><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/sammy_sosa_wtf.jpg"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-22194" title="sammy_sosa_wtf" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/sammy_sosa_wtf-290x193.jpg" alt="sammy_sosa_wtf" width="290" height="193" /></a><strong>Sammy Sosa</strong> used to be a Dominican dude, right? Not a Cullen-white green-eyed guy? We didn&#8217;t just make that up? (<a href="http://gabbybabble.celebuzz.com/2009/11/sammy-sosa-denies-skin-bleaching.html" target="_blank">Gabby Babble</a>)</li>
<li>It&#8217;s all right cuz she&#8217;s saved by the fetus: <strong>Tiffani (-Amber) Thiessen</strong> is with child. (<a href="http://www.popeater.com/2009/11/09/tiffani-thiessen-baby-pregnant/" target="_blank">PopEater</a>)</li>
<li>Lilogate continues: in more tapes, <strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong>&#8217;s charming and selfless parents allege that she was porking Heath Ledger when he died. Riiiiight. (<a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/79640/tapes_reveal_lindsay_lohan_was_dating_heath_ledger_when_he_died/" target="_blank">Celebitchy</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Pete Wentz</strong> says that he was unable to write music after his son was born. Quick, Ashlee! Have more babies stat! (<a href="http://angryape.com/news/pete-wentz-suffered-writers-block" target="_blank">Angry Ape</a>)</li>
<li>Please, God. Please, please, please. If you exist, you&#8217;ll let this be true: <strong>A-Rod</strong> has hanging in his home a painting of himself as a centaur. (<a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2009/10/alex-rodriguez-has-a-centaur-portrait-over-his-bed-which-part-of-the-horse-is-he-.html" target="_blank">LA Times</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Carrie Prejean</strong> has a sex tape. CelebNewsWire doesn&#8217;t give a shit. (<a href="http://www.bittenandbound.com/2009/11/10/carrie-prejean-today-show-interview-prejean-sex-tape/" target="_blank">Bitten and Bound</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Katy Perry</strong> has &#8220;RUSTY&#8221; written on her ass, apparently to broadcast her love of the rusty trombone. (<a href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2009/11/06/another-reason-to-look-at-katy-perrys-ass/" target="_blank">Fatback</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Jennifer Lopez</strong> is blocking the release of her sex tape. Blocking it with her big huge giant ass? (<a href="http://blog.mrskin.com/j-lo-sex-tape-blocked---12717" target="_blank">Mr. Skin</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Paz de la Huerta</strong> is naked in the upcoming Limits of Control. We&#8217;re talking full NSFW pissflaps here, people! (<a href="http://www.nudography.com/News.aspx?IDNews=3865" target="_blank">Nudography</a>)</li>
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		<title>Welcome to the World, Sugar Tits</title>
		<link>http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/mel-gibsons-new-baby-girl.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:02:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mel Gibson is good at a lot of things, like angering entire religions and fertilizing women&#8217;s eggs. He proved his superiority at the latter when his mistress Oksana Grigorieva gave birth to his eighth child on Friday. People scoops it:
“This will confirm that Oksana Grigorieva and Mel Gibson welcomed the arrival of a baby girl [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/meldevil.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-21978" title="meldevil" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/meldevil-199x200.jpg" alt="meldevil" width="199" height="200" /></a><strong>Mel Gibson</strong> is good at a lot of things, like angering entire religions and fertilizing women&#8217;s eggs. He proved his superiority at the latter when his mistress <strong>Oksana Grigorieva</strong> gave birth to his eighth child on Friday. People scoops it:</p>
<blockquote><p>“This will confirm that Oksana Grigorieva and Mel Gibson welcomed the arrival of a baby girl named Lucia on Friday, Oct. 30, 2009, at an undisclosed hospital in Los Angeles,” says Gibson’s rep, Alan Nierob, confirming earlier reports of the event. No further details were available.</p>
<p>“Everything is great! They couldn’t be happier,” a friend tells <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20316936,00.html" target="_self">People</a>. “Everyone’s healthy and thrilled. He loooves it!”</p></blockquote>
<p>Lucky Lucia hit the genetic jackpot and was born with her mother&#8217;s fake lips and her father&#8217;s alcohol tolerance. She can&#8217;t lose!</p>
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		<title>Aw, Look! She Has Her Daddy&#8217;s Hairline</title>
		<link>http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/jude-law-baby-daughter-sophia-pictures.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 16:52:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Samantha Burke, the lady into whom Jude Law ejaculated minus a rubber, is cashing in on her half famous/half mortal progeny nicely. She granted exclusive rights to pictures of new baby Sophia to Hello! magazine for a cool $300,000. And Jude is not cool with this. A source told the NY Daily News:
&#8220;He wants to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/samantha_burke_sophia_jude_law.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-21741" title="samantha_burke_sophia_jude_law" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/samantha_burke_sophia_jude_law-146x200.jpg" alt="samantha_burke_sophia_jude_law" width="146" height="200" /></a><strong>Samantha Burke</strong>, the lady into whom <strong>Jude Law</strong> ejaculated minus a rubber, is cashing in on her half famous/half mortal progeny nicely. She granted exclusive rights to pictures of new <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/the-talented-mr-babymaker.html" target="_self">baby</a> Sophia to Hello! magazine for a cool $300,000. And Jude is not cool with this. A source told the <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/10/26/2009-10-26_jude_law_baby_photos_reportedly_to_bring_in_more_than_300000_for_sophias_mom_sam.html" target="_self">NY Daily News</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;He wants to handle this as privately as possible, and Samantha is making a circus out of it,&#8221; says the insider.</p></blockquote>
<p>And on the front of the magazine is a nice quote from Samantha: &#8220;Jude hasn&#8217;t met Sophia yet . . . but I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;ll be a wonderful father.&#8221; Yes, there&#8217;s nothing quite like avoiding all contact with the child and ignoring her existence to really prove superior parenting ability. Pretty soon Jude is going to make the &#8220;loser&#8221; symbol on his forehead and start miming barfing every time anyone mentions Sophia. Awwww! He&#8217;s such a good dad!</p>
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		<title>Sparrow Madden Flies Toward Magazine Cover Fame</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:12:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In our greed-filled never-ending quest to get more traffic to CelebNewsWire, we&#8217;ve been scouring our stats and discovered two things: readers like dames with no clothes on and they like pictures of babies. Which means that our fans are depraved perverts and also Jennifer Aniston. Today, People released the first pictures of the second offspring [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/nicole-richie.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-21608" title="nicole-richie" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/nicole-richie-150x200.jpg" alt="nicole-richie" width="150" height="200" /></a>In our greed-filled never-ending quest to get more traffic to CelebNewsWire, we&#8217;ve been scouring our stats and discovered two things: readers like dames with no clothes on and they like pictures of babies. Which means that our fans are depraved perverts and also Jennifer Aniston. Today, <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20314400,00.html" target="_self"><em>People</em></a> released the first pictures of the second offspring of <strong>Nicole Richie</strong> and her possible husband <strong>Joel Madden</strong>. This is our maiden peek at <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/nicole-richie-has-baby-boy.html" target="_self">Sparrow Madden</a> and we have to say we&#8217;re pretty disappointed. He doesn&#8217;t have a beak and brown wings, OR eyeliner, bell-festooned dreadlocks, and a pirate&#8217;s cap. Weak.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/nicole-richie-2.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-21609" title="nicole-richie-2" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/nicole-richie-2-266x200.jpg" alt="nicole-richie-2" width="266" height="200" /></a></p>
<p><em>I</em><em>f you&#8217;re a baby, follow us on <a href="http://twitter.com/CelebNewsWire" target="_self">Twitter</a>.</em></p>
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		<title>Britney Spears, Motherhood&#8217;s Pinnacle</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:17:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You fear for humanity every time you walk down the Wal-Mart frozen foods aisle and see a 300-pound woman in an &#8220;I&#8217;m Too Sexy for This Shirt&#8221; tee smacking around her kid and yelling, &#8220;Get Mama some Hot Pockets, shithead.&#8221; But apparently that&#8217;s just good parenting, at least according to Britney Spears&#8217;s British fans. Says [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/britney-spears-curlers-sp.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-21442" title="britney spears curlers sp" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/britney-spears-curlers-sp-169x200.jpg" alt="britney spears curlers sp" width="169" height="200" /></a>You fear for humanity every time you walk down the Wal-Mart frozen foods aisle and see a 300-pound woman in an &#8220;I&#8217;m Too Sexy for This Shirt&#8221; tee smacking around her kid and yelling, &#8220;Get Mama some Hot Pockets, shithead.&#8221; But apparently that&#8217;s just good parenting, at least according to <strong>Britney Spears</strong>&#8217;s British fans. Says the <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/dailydish/detail?blogid=7&amp;entry_id=49579">San Fransisco Chronicle</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Britney Spears&#8217; comeback is complete &#8212; she has topped a new poll to find the best celebrity mom.</p>
<p>And the singer&#8217;s fans have obviously noticed Spears&#8217; efforts. She received a mammoth 74 percent share of the vote in a new poll by U.K. company Park Christmas Saving to find the best mother in show business.</p>
<p>Following in second place is Spears&#8217; childhood rival, Christina Aguilera, who pulled in 12 per cent of the votes, while mother-of-six Angelina Jolie was in third.</p></blockquote>
<p>What do you think pushed Britney over the top in this poll? Her encouragement for Sean and JJ to <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/britney-spearss-kids-have-a-vast-vocabulary.html">expand their vocabularies</a>? Her desire to keep them close in <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/britney_spears_kids_hostage_rushed_hospi.html">times of crisis</a>? No no no , it must have been her dedication to teaching her children real grown-up responsibility by asking them to fetch <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/britney_spears_feeds_kids_junk_food_want.html">mama&#8217;s lollipops</a>. Yeah, that&#8217;s definitely it.</p>
<p><em>Be a doll and fetch mama&#8217;s lollipops. They&#8217;re right over there on our <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/CelebNewsWire/94950762313">Facebook</a> page.</em></p>
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		<title>Knox and Viv Emerge from Quarantine</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 16:18:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[They live! Despite many rumors that wondertwins Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt are wheezy, allergy-ridden bubble babies who can&#8217;t stop barfing and shitting, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie brought them out into the world this weekend. The Daily Mail reports:
The couple made a surprise visit to the Licky Licious gelato store where the owner Ihab Fakhouri [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/brangelina_twins_1.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-21096" title="brangelina_twins_1" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/brangelina_twins_1-267x200.jpg" alt="brangelina_twins_1" width="267" height="200" /></a>They live! Despite many rumors that wondertwins Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt are wheezy, <a href="http://www.hollywoodheartbreaker.com/2009/06/28/is-something-wrong-with-vivienne-and-knox/" target="_self">allergy-ridden</a> bubble babies who can&#8217;t stop barfing and shitting, <strong>Brad Pitt</strong> and <strong>Angelina Jolie</strong> brought them out into the world this weekend. The <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1218047/Angelina-Jolie-Brad-Pitt-make-rare-public-appearance-Knox-Vivienne-treat-twins-ice-cream.html" target="_self"><em>Daily Mail</em></a> reports:</p>
<blockquote><p>The couple made a surprise visit to the Licky Licious gelato store where the owner Ihab Fakhouri snapped a picture of the family that was later posted on Twitter.</p>
<p>It was a very rare public outing for the 14-month-old twins who, unlike their high-profile siblings, have only been seen a handful of times since their birth.</p>
<p>It has led to speculation about their health, with some US publications claiming they suffered allergies and were kept hidden away for safety reasons.</p>
<p>But the pair looked like ‘really happy kids’ according to Fakhouri, who gave them pecan, caramel, vanilla and mango ice cream to try.</p></blockquote>
<p>They look pretty healthy. In fact, little Vivienne looks like Shiloh Part II only with the pierced ears and blingy gold chain of a New Jersey bridge and tunneler&#8217;s offspring. Knox, curiously enough, channels the downturned, doughy-faced, wiseacre moppets of the depression era. Put that kid in suspenders, short pants, and a porkpie hat, make him say &#8220;Aw, applesauce!&#8221; and you&#8217;ve got Chubbsy-Ubbsy from the Little Rascals.</p>
<p>Wicked crazy cuteness at an ice cream parlor in Amman, Jordan:</p>

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<p><em>We&#8217;re cute, too. Let&#8217;s be <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/CelebNewsWire/94950762313?ref=ts" target="_self">Facebook</a> brosephs.</em></p>
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		<title>Jude Law About as Responsible as You Suspected</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:33:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The world has changed so much since we were kids. Back then, Mommy and Daddy sat you down for a discussion that began, &#8220;When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other verrrry much . . . &#8221; But these days that conversation is more likely to go a little something like this: &#8220;When a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/jude-law-cell-phone.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-20875" title="jude-law-cell-phone" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/jude-law-cell-phone-150x200.jpg" alt="jude-law-cell-phone" width="150" height="200" /></a>The world has changed so much since we were kids. Back then, Mommy and Daddy sat you down for a discussion that began, &#8220;When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other verrrry much . . . &#8221; But these days that conversation is more likely to go a little something like this: &#8220;When a sleazy Hollywood celebrity is bored with banging super famous chicks, he picks up a random girl and has sex with her then doesn&#8217;t see her for a few months until she calls to tell him she&#8217;s having his baby. After fool-proof DNA tests, he reluctantly admits he&#8217;s having a baby and issues a press release. When the baby is born, Daddy is too busy with his very important Broadway play to visit his new daughter, but that doesn&#8217;t mean that he doesn&#8217;t love her very, very much.&#8221; Or at least that&#8217;s what <strong>Jude Law</strong>&#8217;s regrettable one-night-stand <strong>Samantha Burke</strong> will tell Sophia when she asks where babies come from. Says <em><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/6227970/Jude-Law-will-not-see-daughter-Sophia-for-three-months.html">The Telegraph</a></em>:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Sadly, Jude will not be able to see Sophia until he finishes work on    Hamlet on Broadway in December,&#8221; one of his chums tells me.</p>
<p>Miss Burke is understood to be planning to sell a highly lucrative interview    in which she will &#8220;tell all&#8221; about her brief affair with the    actor. &#8220;Jude thinks that if he goes to Florida immediately, it will be    a media circus,&#8221; says his friend. &#8220;He doesn&#8217;t see why he should    give the paparazzi the pleasure.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Eddie Murphy&#8217;s getting ready to call Jude right now to offer his congratulations.</p>
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		<title>More Boring Celebrity Babies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:26:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The celebrity baby boom continues today with the offspring of Jude Law and Ellen Pompeo. Separately. Not together. To our knowledge, Jude Law and Ellen Pompeo did not have sex with each other and grow a baby. Sorry for the confusion. People reports on Law&#8217;s unintended spawning:
Samantha Burke, the 24-year-old aspiring actress whom Law met [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/jude-law-mustache-creepy.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-20826" title="jude-law-mustache-creepy" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/jude-law-mustache-creepy-139x200.jpg" alt="jude-law-mustache-creepy" width="139" height="200" /></a>The celebrity baby boom continues today with the offspring of <strong>Jude Law</strong> and <strong>Ellen Pompeo</strong>. Separately. Not together. To our knowledge, Jude Law and Ellen Pompeo did not have sex with each other and grow a baby. Sorry for the confusion. <em><a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20307652,00.html">People</a></em> reports on Law&#8217;s unintended spawning:</p>
<blockquote><p>Samantha Burke, the 24-year-old aspiring actress whom Law met while filming <em>Sherlock Holmes</em> in New York City last year, gave birth to a  5-lb., 12-oz daughter Tuesday night.</p>
<p>&#8220;Samantha Burke is overwhelmed with joy at the arrival of her beautiful and healthy baby girl, Sophia,&#8221; Burke&#8217;s rep, Eileen Koch, tells PEOPLE. &#8220;The baby and mom are doing wonderful.&#8221;<!-- jump --></p></blockquote>
<p>And <em><a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/momsbabies/news/ellen-pompeo-gives-birth-2009239">Us Weekly</a></em> dishes on Ellen&#8217;s tot:</p>
<blockquote><p>Grey&#8217;s Anatomy actress Ellen Pompeo and husband Chris Ivery have welcomed their first child, a girl, her rep tells Usmagazine.com exclusively.</p>
<p>&#8220;Her name is Stella Luna Pompeo Ivery,&#8221; her rep tells Us. &#8220;She was born Sept. 15 in Los Angeles.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">Sophia and Stella join <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/sarah-michelle-gellar-and-freddie-prize-jr-welcome-worlds-most-normal-celebrity-baby.html">Charlotte Prinze</a> as celeb babies whose names don&#8217;t make us fear for the future of humanity. But while this is good for us, it&#8217;s kind of crappy for the kids. Without f&#8217;ed-up names, these children just might grow up normal, well-adjusted, and accepted by their peers. Kids like that don&#8217;t grow up to make tons of cash off of scandalous tell-alls. Think of the kids&#8217; futures, people!<br />
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		<title>Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prize Jr. Welcome World&#8217;s Most Normal Celebrity Baby</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:02:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some celebrities are boring. They don&#8217;t get drunk in public, they never show us naked parts of their anatomies when they&#8217;re on their way to/returning from getting drunk in public, and they stay married for non-celebrity durations. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. are such celebrities. In fact, they are so normal and boring [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/sarah-michelle-gellar-freddie-prinze-jr-surf.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-20797" title="sarah-michelle-gellar-freddie-prinze-jr-surf" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/sarah-michelle-gellar-freddie-prinze-jr-surf-215x200.jpg" alt="sarah-michelle-gellar-freddie-prinze-jr-surf" width="215" height="200" /></a>Some celebrities are boring. They don&#8217;t get drunk in public, they never show us naked parts of their anatomies when they&#8217;re on their way to/returning from getting drunk in public, and they stay married for non-celebrity durations. <strong>Sarah Michelle Gellar</strong> and <strong>Freddie Prinze Jr.</strong> are such celebrities. In fact, they are so normal and boring that we totally forgot they were having a baby! Says <em><a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20307514,00.html">People</a></em>:</p>
<blockquote><p>The couple &#8220;welcomed their daughter Charlotte Grace Prinze on Saturday, Sept. 19,&#8221; says a rep for the actress. &#8220;The family is over the moon.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Charlotte Grace is about the most normal name they could have chosen outside of Jennifer Lynn, though that&#8217;s probably a little dated by now. We&#8217;re sure the little thing will have a wonderful life filled with Pottery Barn furniture, youth soccer leagues, and shopping trips to The Gap.</p>
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