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Natural Beauty Shauna Sand Has a Spontaneous, Amateur Sex Tape
Lorenzo Lamas has done a lot of good things for America. He was the charmingly named Lance Cumson on Falcon Crest, he gave us Renegade, and he brought a little girl named Shauna Sand into the limelight. Shauna’s been thrilling us for years with her lucite platform pumps, her George Hamilton skin, and her uninflated [...]
Playboy Knows What the Kids Want: Tara Reid Nude
Friday we brought you the news that Playboy, in a misguided bid to up their twenty-something readership, was putting a strategically nude Marge Simpson on the cover. And today we’ve learned that another upcoming issue will feature Tara Reid nude. Because she’s so hot right now. She was in that big summer blockbuster American Pie. [...]
Kate Moss Gets Tossed (by Man in Butt Floss)
Kate Moss is a very versatile model/celebrity/champion smoker and snorter of various substances. First of all, she can wear clothes. And she does it pretty well, looks hot and young and trendy. But beyond that, she can not wear clothes. And she still looks hot and young and trendy. Plus, she’s topless. Works on many [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Party! Pizza Party!
We just wanted an excuse to post this Madonna picture. Thank you.
Dennis Hopper is in the hospital. Decades of drug abuse, and it’s a case of the sniffles that brings him down? (Daily Stab)
A gallery of Mariah Carey’s nipples. Better than the Guggenheim. (Cityrag)
Spencer Pratt considers cutting off his nuts. Please? (Allie Is Wired)
Serena Williams. [...]
Shock the Monk-ey
One might argue that these Sophie Monk tit slip pics are candid and totally not staged. That same person would have to argue that wearing the straps of a U.S. mail harness into the ocean without any sort of adhesive and then having one’s entire yoinker flop out conveniently in front of a professional photographer [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Rubber Duckie, You’re the One
A preview of Keeley Hazell’s 2010 “Erotic” Calendar. It’s especially erotic if you like vintage vacuum cleaners and oversized novelty bath duckies. (Yeeeah!)
Karina Smirnoff would rather dance naked then wear fur. Well, good, then. Why don’t you just do that? (The Blemish)
Lindsay Lohan hand job! Oh, wait. It says Lindsay Lohan lands a job. Eh, [...]
Anna Friel Bares Eggs and Bacon in Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Now that it’s 2009, we’re assuming that any production of Truman Capote’s Breakfast at Tiffany’s will most likely not include the Mickey Rooney style “Ah so solly! Me no rikey!” portrayal of Holly Golightly’s landlord Mr. Yunioshi. To make up for that, the latest production features Anna Friel’s tits. There hasn’t been a tradeoff this [...]
Lily Allen: Wo-mam of the Year
British GQ recently named Lily Allen Woman of the Year, and the pop star was so grateful for such an honor that she took her top off. That was so nice of her. Most of the time when people win awards, they thank their parents and God and their agents and their puppies and all [...]
If Talent Fails, Try Nudity
Unknown Vampire Diaries Chick #1: “Nobody watched our show when it premiered last week. Well, a few people did, but they all hated it. I really don’t want to get fired. What should we do?”
Unknown Vampire Diaries Chick #2: “Maybe if we could convince Robert Pattinson to do an episode . . .”
Chick #1: “Nah. [...]
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