Tag Archives: celebrity nudity
I Don’t Think You’re Ready for This Pirelli: 2010 Naked Lady/Tire Calendar
Michelin uses a jolly character seemingly constructed of coiled feces, and Goodyear has a big fat blimp. Tire advertising sucks except for Pirelli, whose entire sales model is based on elitism and naked supermodels. Which makes perfect sense, because when we think of rubber spheres bolted to your vehicle, we think of snobbery and the [...]
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Also tagged Daisy Lowe, Georgina Stoljiljkovic, Marloes Horst, Miranda Kerr, models, Pirelli, Rosie Huntington-Whitely
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Keeley Hazell Saves Animals with Breasts
PETA is probably the most reviled group of capital letters outside of NAMBLA. They do stuff that makes the most hardcore of animal activists ashamed. And the worst thing they’ve ever done is create that “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” ad campaign because none of the women are actually naked in it! I [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Goose Egg
Rihanna has a big lump on her head. So she either went back to Chris “Doo Doo” Brown or she’s growing horns. The latter is more believable. (Gone Hollywood)
Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima gives birth to baby girl; is probably not a virgin anymore. (PopEater)
Victoria’s Secret model Shannan Click naked. Totally, truly, NSFW naked naked. [...]
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Also tagged Adriana Lima, Ashley Tisdale, BeyoncÈ Knowles, celebrity offspring, celebs in bikinis, Lily Allen, Noot Seear, Rihanna, Shannan Click, Twilight, upskirt shots
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CNW Junk Drawer: Slurping Up with the Kardashian
Kim Kardashian suckles the ’sicle. (IDLYITW)
Sofia Vergara nude pics. She used to date Tom Cruise. Hahahaha! That’s funny. (Cityrag)
Johnny Depp offers to help bail Nicolas Cage out of his money trouble. Because he’s Johnny Depp, and he’s a nice person, a good father, an excellent actor, and his breath probably smells like honeysuckle. (Celebitchy)
Harry Pothead [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Sammy Snow-sa
Sammy Sosa used to be a Dominican dude, right? Not a Cullen-white green-eyed guy? We didn’t just make that up? (Gabby Babble)
It’s all right cuz she’s saved by the fetus: Tiffani (-Amber) Thiessen is with child. (PopEater)
Lilogate continues: in more tapes, Lindsay Lohan’s charming and selfless parents allege that she was porking Heath Ledger when [...]
Anna is Friel with Her Body
We all enjoyed the pictures of Anna Friel nude in Breakfast at Tiffany’s. We liked looking at them and we liked thinking about them. But we’re a sensitive website with a kokopelli tattoo to prove it so we wondered, “How does Anna feel about it?” Funny we should ask. She said on the Paul O’Grady [...]
In Fashion, One Day You’re in Your Clothes, the Next Day, You’re Out
I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. I don’t think your ready for this. Her body’s too Heidilicious for ya, babe. Last month we brought you promise of Heidi Klum naked in an upcoming coffee table book called Rankin’s Heidilicious. At the time, the model/Project Runway [...]
What’s So Super About These Models? Nudity.
Supermodels. They’re usually not the smartest people in the room. If you were out to lunch with a model, a failing fourth grader, and Britney Spears (Don’t judge; that’s our standing Thursday noon reservation at The Ivy), who would you let calculate the tip? So even though Mr. Skin declared last week Official Nude Victoria’s [...]
Victoria’s Secret Models Fight for Accidental-Nudity Domination
We love supermodels. They’re so pretty. And they’re so good at following orders. When a photographer says, “Take your top off, love,” (because photographers are classy and, therefore, British) it’s very likely that she’s going to do it. Hell, if she’s Kate Moss she probably won’t even wait for the photographer to ask. But even [...]
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Also tagged boobs, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, models, nip slips
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Eva Amurri Is Generous; Nude
Californication stars the always interesting David Duchovny, which is good. Then again, every time we hear the show mentioned, we get the Red Hot Chili Peppers stuck in our heads. That is bad. Thus, our feelings towards the show were neutral until Eva Amurri came along and captured our hearts like a plucky red-haired orphan [...]