Tag Archives: celebrity nudity
Anna is Friel with Her Body
We all enjoyed the pictures of Anna Friel nude in Breakfast at Tiffany’s. We liked looking at them and we liked thinking about them. But we’re a sensitive website with a kokopelli tattoo to prove it so we wondered, “How does Anna feel about it?” Funny we should ask. She said on the Paul O’Grady [...]
In Fashion, One Day You’re in Your Clothes, the Next Day, You’re Out
I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. I don’t think your ready for this. Her body’s too Heidilicious for ya, babe. Last month we brought you promise of Heidi Klum naked in an upcoming coffee table book called Rankin’s Heidilicious. At the time, the model/Project Runway [...]
What’s So Super About These Models? Nudity.
Supermodels. They’re usually not the smartest people in the room. If you were out to lunch with a model, a failing fourth grader, and Britney Spears (Don’t judge; that’s our standing Thursday noon reservation at The Ivy), who would you let calculate the tip? So even though Mr. Skin declared last week Official Nude Victoria’s [...]
Victoria’s Secret Models Fight for Accidental-Nudity Domination
We love supermodels. They’re so pretty. And they’re so good at following orders. When a photographer says, “Take your top off, love,” (because photographers are classy and, therefore, British) it’s very likely that she’s going to do it. Hell, if she’s Kate Moss she probably won’t even wait for the photographer to ask. But even [...]
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Eva Amurri Is Generous; Nude
Californication stars the always interesting David Duchovny, which is good. Then again, every time we hear the show mentioned, we get the Red Hot Chili Peppers stuck in our heads. That is bad. Thus, our feelings towards the show were neutral until Eva Amurri came along and captured our hearts like a plucky red-haired orphan [...]
Natural Beauty Shauna Sand Has a Spontaneous, Amateur Sex Tape
Lorenzo Lamas has done a lot of good things for America. He was the charmingly named Lance Cumson on Falcon Crest, he gave us Renegade, and he brought a little girl named Shauna Sand into the limelight. Shauna’s been thrilling us for years with her lucite platform pumps, her George Hamilton skin, and her uninflated [...]
Playboy Knows What the Kids Want: Tara Reid Nude
Friday we brought you the news that Playboy, in a misguided bid to up their twenty-something readership, was putting a strategically nude Marge Simpson on the cover. And today we’ve learned that another upcoming issue will feature Tara Reid nude. Because she’s so hot right now. She was in that big summer blockbuster American Pie. [...]
Kate Moss Gets Tossed (by Man in Butt Floss)
Kate Moss is a very versatile model/celebrity/champion smoker and snorter of various substances. First of all, she can wear clothes. And she does it pretty well, looks hot and young and trendy. But beyond that, she can not wear clothes. And she still looks hot and young and trendy. Plus, she’s topless. Works on many [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Party! Pizza Party!
We just wanted an excuse to post this Madonna picture. Thank you.
Dennis Hopper is in the hospital. Decades of drug abuse, and it’s a case of the sniffles that brings him down? (Daily Stab)
A gallery of Mariah Carey’s nipples. Better than the Guggenheim. (Cityrag)
Spencer Pratt considers cutting off his nuts. Please? (Allie Is Wired)
Serena Williams. [...]