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		<title>Avril Lavigne Unnecessarily Resurrects Wilmer Valderrama</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:48:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are some celebrity ex-boyfriends that we desperately want to return to the spotlight. Day after day we gaze upon the picture of Stamos Nachos that we cut from an old issue of Us Weekly and tacked up next to our computer and we lament, &#8220;Oh, Nachos, when will you ever return to us, our [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/avril-lavigne-giving-finger-smoking.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-22435" title="avril-lavigne-giving-finger-smoking" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/avril-lavigne-giving-finger-smoking-150x200.jpg" alt="avril-lavigne-giving-finger-smoking" width="150" height="200" /></a>There are some celebrity ex-boyfriends that we desperately want to return to the spotlight. Day after day we gaze upon the picture of <a href="http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/specials/valentines07/nastypda/paris_hilton.jpg">Stamos Nachos</a> that we cut from an old issue of <em>Us Weekly</em> and tacked up next to our computer and we lament, &#8220;Oh, Nachos, when will you ever return to us, our love?&#8221; And once in a while we hear rumblings of his continued existence. Lindsay Lohan will be seen slinking out of his house at 6 A.M. But it&#8217;s never enough. We want his full cheesy, ooey, gooey goodness back in our lives. But then there are other celebrity ex-boyfriends that we pray will never return. So thanks, thanks a lot, <a href="http://join.mrskin.com/sktrack/MjM4MzU6Mzox/Stars/05006/Avril_Lavigne.htm">Avril Lavigne</a>, for making us type the name <strong>Wilmer Valderrama</strong> once again. Were you really that hard up? Really? A source told <a href="http://www.lifeandstylemag.com/2009/11/avril-wilmer.html">Life &amp; Style</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>They have been friends since working together on <em>Fast Food Nation</em> in 2005, but things heated up last month. One of their first dates was Oct. 29 at Nobu in West Hollywood. She had her hand on his knee and they were whispering in each other&#8217;s ear, laughing. They even closed the club, sneaking out just after 2.</p></blockquote>
<p>Yesterday we saw the <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/lindsay-lohan-does-coke-with-brandon-davis.html">return of Brandon Davis</a>, and now this? Who&#8217;s next, Riley Giles?</p>
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		<title>Your Movie Doesn&#8217;t Need More Publicity. You Can Stop Now.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:22:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT&#8217;S REALLY HAPPENING! HE&#8217;S TOUCHING HER! AND SHE&#8217;S TOUCHING HIM! AND AND AND AND THEY&#8217;RE STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER! THEY ARE SO IN LOVE AND SO MAJORLY TOGETHZ! THEY ARE GONNA LOVE EACH OTHER 4EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND THEY WILL HAVE LITTLE BABIES WHO WILL GROW UP TO MAKE [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/robert-pattinson-kristen-stewart-holding-hands.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-22220" title="robert-pattinson-kristen-stewart-holding-hands" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/robert-pattinson-kristen-stewart-holding-hands-114x200.jpg" alt="robert-pattinson-kristen-stewart-holding-hands" width="114" height="200" /></a>OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT&#8217;S REALLY HAPPENING! HE&#8217;S TOUCHING HER! AND SHE&#8217;S TOUCHING HIM! AND AND AND AND THEY&#8217;RE STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER! THEY ARE SO IN LOVE AND SO MAJORLY TOGETHZ! THEY ARE GONNA LOVE EACH OTHER 4EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND THEY WILL HAVE LITTLE BABIES WHO WILL GROW UP TO MAKE MORE TWILIGHT MOVIES AND I WILL NEVER EVER EVER HAVE TO GROW UP! EEEEEEEEEE! RPATTZ + KSTEW 4EVA!</p>
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		<title>Fergie Thought Chowing on Chicks Wasn&#8217;t Cheating</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:52:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know those guys who are all like, &#8220;It&#8217;s not cheating cause I only put the tip in. That sooooo doesn&#8217;t count&#8221;? Pee pants Fergie is just like that, only her version involves slurping snatch. The Fergie Ferg said:
I&#8217;ve had a lot of fun  with women, and I&#8217;m not ashamed of it.
The problem is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/fergie-greasy-smile.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-22207" title="fergie-greasy-smile" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/fergie-greasy-smile-133x200.jpg" alt="fergie-greasy-smile" width="133" height="200" /></a>You know those guys who are all like, &#8220;It&#8217;s not cheating cause I only put the tip in. That sooooo doesn&#8217;t count&#8221;? Pee pants <strong>Fergie</strong> is just like that, only her version involves slurping snatch. The <a href="http://www.popeater.com/2009/11/11/fergie-therapy-lesbian-affairs-josh-duhamel-advocate/">Fergie Ferg said</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>I&#8217;ve had a lot of fun  with women, and I&#8217;m not ashamed of it.</p>
<p>The problem is that I also love a well-endowed man.</p>
<p>But just because I enjoy women doesn&#8217;t mean I&#8217;m allowed to have affairs in my  relationship.</p>
<p>I learned through talking with my therapist that it is still cheating even if  it&#8217;s with girls, so there is a rule there.</p></blockquote>
<p>It sounds like Fergie and Josh would be a whole lot happier if it weren&#8217;t for that damn therapist. Ferg could satisfy her penchant for poon <em>with</em> Josh, and no one would be cheating. Or they could agree that it&#8217;s only cheating if they have sex with other men. Or maybe that&#8217;s too restrictive too. Maybe it&#8217;s only cheating if they have sex with one-armed eunuchs from Botswana. They could handle that, right?</p>
<p><em>Follow us on <a href="http://twitter.com/celebnewswire">Twitter</a>. We won&#8217;t demand monogamy, cause we&#8217;re cool like that.</em></p>
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		<title>Justin Timberlake Boinking Jessica Biel—and Everyone Else</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:41:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you haven&#8217;t realized it yet, Justin Timberlake is the luckiest man in the entire world. He screwed Britney when she was at her peak of hotness. Add to that some of the other girls he&#8217;s schtupped: Cameron Diaz, Scarlett Johannson, Jessica Biel. He went from singing with Joey Fat One to making critically acclaimed [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/justin-timberlake-mounts-jessica-biel.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-22181" title="justin-timberlake-mounts-jessica-biel" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/justin-timberlake-mounts-jessica-biel-147x200.jpg" alt="justin-timberlake-mounts-jessica-biel" width="147" height="200" /></a>If you haven&#8217;t realized it yet, <strong>Justin Timberlake</strong> is the luckiest man in the entire world. He screwed Britney when she was at her peak of hotness. Add to that some of the other girls he&#8217;s schtupped: Cameron Diaz, Scarlett Johannson, Jessica Biel. He went from singing with Joey Fat One to making critically acclaimed records for himself and just about everyone else. Plus, he&#8217;s one of the funniest hosts <em>Saturday Night Live</em> has ever seen. Not fair, right? Well get this: Dude somehow convinced <strong>Jessica Biel</strong> that she should continue porking him but let him pork anyone else he felt like too. Guy&#8217;s good. A source told <a href="http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2009/11/09/just-timberlake-and-jessica-biel-now-friends-with-benefits-says-source/">Fox News</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Justin was very clear with Jessica that he didn&#8217;t want to be in a serious relationship with her anymore where he wasn&#8217;t able to date other people. Jessica took the news very hard, but once she calmed down and they started talking again, he convinced her to stay friends who hook up, without all the pressure of a relationship.</p>
<p>At first she was very reluctant, but she missed him a lot and so she decided to give it a try even though it wasn&#8217;t exactly how she wanted things to be. She&#8217;s still in love with him, and they are still attracted to each other, so it would have been difficult for them to quit each other cold turkey.</p></blockquote>
<p>So let&#8217;s get this straight. Justin says, &#8220;You&#8217;re really cool, baby, and I really like screwing you, but I&#8217;d love to screw other people too. Like Rihanna. That girl is FINE. Nothing against you. I just like screwing. And you&#8217;re not always around. And I still want to screw you too, definitely. Does that sound cool to you?&#8221; And Jessica says, &#8220;OK, honey, whatever you want&#8221;? This is Jessica Biel we&#8217;re talking about, not Jessica Bialy, some chick he met at a Safeway in Queens? We don&#8217;t get it.</p>
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		<title>Madonna Meets Jesus&#8217;s Parents (God?)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:37:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lots of religious turkeys won&#8217;t even believe that dinosaurs were real, so they&#8217;re going to have a conniption when they see that Madonna is meeting Jesus&#8217;s parents. But no, we&#8217;re not talking about the headliners of the Bible, we&#8217;re talking about pop music&#8217;s gristly elder stateswoman and her 23-year-old chew toy, Jesus Luz. According to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/madonna_jesus_luz.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-22174" title="madonna_jesus_luz" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/madonna_jesus_luz-136x200.jpg" alt="madonna_jesus_luz" width="136" height="200" /></a>Lots of religious turkeys won&#8217;t even believe that dinosaurs were real, so they&#8217;re going to have a conniption when they see that <strong>Madonna</strong> is meeting Jesus&#8217;s parents. But no, we&#8217;re not talking about the headliners of the Bible, we&#8217;re talking about pop music&#8217;s gristly elder stateswoman and her 23-year-old chew toy, <strong>Jesus Luz</strong>. According to our own personal gossip cougar, <a href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Madonna-29504.html" target="_self">Female First</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>[Madonna] is set to fly to Brazil to meet her 23-year-old boyfriend Jesus Luz&#8217;s mother and father, sparking rumours the celebrity couple are about to get engaged.</p>
<p>A friend of model Jesus said: &#8220;She is slightly on edge. But an engagement could be on the cards.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Aw, this is sweet! It&#8217;ll probably go really well. They&#8217;ll have a lot to talk about. Mama Luz will be like, &#8220;Oh, Madonna! It is so good to meet you! I used to make up dance routines to &#8216;Hung Up&#8221; when I was in second grade!&#8221; And then Grandma Luz will come in and say, &#8220;Wow! It&#8217;s Madonna! &#8220;Live to Tell&#8221; was my prom song!&#8221; And then Great-Grandma Luz will say, &#8220;What an honor, Madonna! I dressed up like you for Halloween when I was six. Hey, can I borrow your Boniva?&#8217;</p>
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		<title>Even Fergaliciousness Cannot Hold Josh Duhamel</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:26:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Her body stay vicious! She drive these brothers crazy, she do it on the daily! She&#8217;s Fergie Ferg, and she love you long time. So why would her husband, the handsome and &#60;strike&#62;talented&#60;/strike&#62; handsome Josh Duhamel creep behind her back to dork a stripper? People tries to make some sense out of this infidelity madness.
Josh [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/josh_duhamel_fergie.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-22005" title="josh_duhamel_fergie" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/josh_duhamel_fergie-200x200.jpg" alt="josh_duhamel_fergie" width="200" height="200" /></a>Her body stay vicious! She drive these brothers crazy, she do it on the daily! She&#8217;s <strong>Fergie</strong> Ferg, and she love you long time. So why would her husband, the handsome and &lt;strike&gt;talented&lt;/strike&gt; handsome <strong>Josh Duhamel</strong> creep behind her back to dork a stripper? <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20317366,00.html" target="_self"><em>People</em></a> tries to make some sense out of this infidelity madness.</p>
<blockquote><p>Josh Duhamel and wife Fergie are denying another round of allegations from an Atlanta stripper that she had a one-night stand with the actor.</p>
<p>“This is not the first nor will it be the last time that a stripper was paid a large amount of money to sell a false story about a celebrity,” says Duhamel’s rep. “This story is absolutely ridiculous.”</p>
<p>A rep for Fergie adds: “These allegations are nonsense.”</p>
<p>In her latest interview, Nicole Forrester says she had sex with Duhamel in an Atlanta hotel a week after he came into the Tattletale club, where she works as a dancer. Forrester says she has text messages and polygraph test to back her up.</p>
<p>“We did hook up and had lots of sex and we had a really, really good time,” Forrester told Atlanta radio station Q100’s “Bert Show” on Monday.</p></blockquote>
<p>Honestly? There&#8217;s not much difference between Fergie and an Atlanta stripper. One of them releases <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/black_eyed_pee.html#more" target="_self">urine</a> out of her crotch onstage, the other one picks up dollar bills with her crotch onstage. Guess which.</p>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan Returns to the Comfort of Cock</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:22:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And she&#8217;s back on the dick. We knew it wouldn&#8217;t be very long before Lindsay Lohan was drawn back to the mystical allure of the peen. It&#8217;s one of her many, many addictions. That Sam Ronson poon? That was just an experiment. Plus, we haven&#8217;t exactly seen proof that Sam possesses an actual vagina. For [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/lindsay-lohan-bites-finger.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-21922" title="lindsay-lohan-bites-finger" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/lindsay-lohan-bites-finger-290x190.jpg" alt="lindsay-lohan-bites-finger" width="290" height="190" /></a>And she&#8217;s back on the dick. We knew it wouldn&#8217;t be very long before <strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong> was drawn back to the mystical allure of the peen. It&#8217;s one of her many, many addictions. That <strong>Sam Ronson</strong> poon? That was just an experiment. Plus, we haven&#8217;t exactly seen proof that Sam possesses an actual vagina. For all we know she could be smooth as a Ken doll down there, perhaps with a surgically implanted dildo. Hey, we&#8217;re not God. We don&#8217;t know why certain people are born different. But anyway, Lindsay has supposedly hooked up with a few dudes recently. We told you about great (and tooootally available) catch <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/lindsay-lohan-hooking-up-with-balthazar-getty.html">Balthazar Getty</a>. Now she&#8217;s on to some <a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/lindsay_lohan_is_back_on_the_p.php">random model dude</a> and <strong>Gerard Butler</strong>. Says the <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1224657/Lindsay-Lohan-caught-kissing-Jennifer-Anistons-man-Gerard-Butler-lavish-party-Morocco.html">Daily Mail</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>The Scottish actor, 39, was spotted kissing the 23-year-old Mean Girls star at a lavish party to mark the opening of the Mazagan Beach Resort in Morocco on Saturday night.</p>
<p>The pair spent much of the night dancing and flirting in the hotel&#8217;s Sanctuary nightclub before eventually leaving the party together in a golf buggy, according to an onlooker.</p>
<p>Before she was whisked away, Lindsay told the Mirror: &#8216;He&#8217;s hot, he&#8217;s mine! I&#8217;ve got no ring on my finger so I&#8217;m going to have lots of fun. This is the most romantic place in the world.&#8217;</p>
<p>However, another party-goer said Gerard was busy flirting with lots of women, and that they didn&#8217;t lock lips.</p></blockquote>
<p>This actually makes total sense.The daddy issues are covered. He&#8217;s probably completely domineering, which is right up Lindsay&#8217;s alley. And we&#8217;re totally skeeved out any time we see a picture of either of them. So bravo.</p>
<p><em><a href="http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=110527&amp;id=94950762313">Lindsay Lohan: Bitey!</a> Just one of the quality photo albums available on our Facebook page.</em></p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: Nice Purple Rain Font</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:55:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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Adam Lambert&#8217;s album cover has been revealed and we seriously have no idea why people keep insisting this dude is gay. (Allie Is Wired)
Matthew Broderick flubbed his lines so badly at a recent play that audiences demanded their money back. Bomp bomp ohhhhhh yeeeeahhhh chicka chick ahhhh. (Celebitchy)
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got tattoos of [...]]]></description>
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<li><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/adam_lambert_for_your_entertainment_photo.jpg"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-21839" title="adam_lambert_for_your_entertainment_photo" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/adam_lambert_for_your_entertainment_photo-200x200.jpg" alt="adam_lambert_for_your_entertainment_photo" width="200" height="200" /></a><strong>Adam Lambert</strong>&#8217;s album cover has been revealed and we seriously have no idea why people keep insisting this dude is gay. (<a href="http://allieiswired.com/archives/2009/10/adam-lambert-reveals-for-your-entertainment-album-cover-photo/" target="_self">Allie Is Wired</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Matthew Broderick</strong> flubbed his lines so badly at a recent play that audiences demanded their money back. Bomp bomp ohhhhhh yeeeeahhhh chicka chick ahhhh. (<a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/77664/matthew_broderick_slammed_by_angry_audience_for_his_horrible_acting/" target="_self">Celebitchy</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Khloe Kardashian</strong> and <strong>Lamar Odom</strong> got tattoos of each other&#8217;s initials because that&#8217;s what retards do. (<a href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2009/10/27/khloe-kardashian-got-a-tattoo/" target="_self">Fatback</a>)</li>
<li>There will be no charges filed in the <strong>Joe Francis/Brody Jenner/Jayde Nicole</strong> bar <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/joe-francis-fights-with-brody-jenner.html" target="_self">fight</a>. The judge looked at the evidence and was like, &#8220;Yeah, these people are douches, fuck &#8216;em.&#8221; (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/2009/10/28/no-charges-filed-in-joe-francisjayde-nicole-assault-case/" target="_self">Yeeeah!</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Taylor Swift</strong> and <strong>Taylor Lautner</strong> are probably dating, which is like the 2009 version of Victoria Principal and Andy Gibb. Swooon! (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2009/10/taylor-and-taylor/" target="_self">The Blemish</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Brittany Murphy</strong> mistook the sounds of a humming generator for gunfire and called the cops. I mistook her <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/celebnewswires-top-10-fakest-celebrity-lips.html" target="_self">lips</a> for an inflatable raft, boarded them, and sailed away to Honah Lee. (<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/28/brittany-murphy-to-cops-i-heard-gun-fire/" target="_self">TMZ</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Dita Von Teese</strong> got tit implants after tripping balls on acid ruined hers. (<a href="http://blog.mrskin.com/dita-von-teese-implants---12681" target="_self">Mr. Skin</a>)</li>
<li>Happy 42nd birthday, <strong>Julia Roberts</strong>! Our present to you is posting candid shots of you in a bikini. (<a href="http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/julia-roberts/julia-roberts-bikini-pictures-005057" target="_self">Egotastic</a>)</li>
<li>Guess that celebrity camel toe! It&#8217;s more fun than Cootie! (<a href="http://www.cityrag.com/main/2009/10/celebrity-cameltoes-of-horror.html" target="_self">Cityrag</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Charlize Theron</strong> answers to &#8220;Ass-Nuts&#8221;. Thanks for stealing my future baby name, dick. (<a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b150908_charlize_theron_just_call_me_ass-nuts.html" target="_self">E!</a>)</li>
<li>This gif. (<a href="http://i36.tinypic.com/ztxizl.gif" target="_self">Oh No They Didn&#8217;t</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Gisele Bundchen</strong>&#8217;s baby bumpchen suddenly got yuge! (<a href="http://www.dailystab.com/gisele-bundchen-shows-off-her-baby-bump/" target="_self">Daily Stab</a>)</li>
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		<title>Can You Blame Katy? Just Look at That Hot Little Snap-On Beard</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:04:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a classic case of boy meets girl, boy writes girl a love poem, girl sexts a picture of her huge tits to boy. It&#8217;s like Catherine and Heathcliff all over again. Katy Perry and Russell Brand&#8217;s love is going strong&#8211;according to Katy&#8217;s shirt, it&#8217;s the real shit, shit that makes you feel shit. The [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/katy_perry_russell_brand_1.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-21805" title="katy_perry_russell_brand_1" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/katy_perry_russell_brand_1-133x200.jpg" alt="katy_perry_russell_brand_1" width="133" height="200" /></a>It&#8217;s a classic case of boy meets girl, boy writes girl a love poem, girl sexts a picture of her huge tits to boy. It&#8217;s like Catherine and Heathcliff all over again. <strong>Katy Perry</strong> and <strong>Russell Brand</strong>&#8217;s love is going strong&#8211;according to Katy&#8217;s shirt, it&#8217;s the real shit, shit that makes you feel shit. The couple appeared yesterday in Los Angeles and Russell apparently made Katy pump the gas so as not to soil his 2007 tight jeans, but aside from that, these two look good together. It&#8217;s strange, because on their own, we find each of them intolerable, but together, we are breathing a sigh of relief, like, &#8220;Ah, yes. They&#8217;ve finally found each other.&#8221; Like the end of <em>Sleepless in Seattle</em> or the day we discovered purple drank.</p>

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		<title>John Mayer Hookup Rumor #26432.9b</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:20:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s gross? Going on a date with John Mayer. What&#8217;s grosser than gross? Having him serenade you on said date. Smelly! Despite the fact that many media outlets (like us) have been reporting that John is currently doing the worm on top of Jennifer Aniston again, Hollyscoop is saying otherwise. They are alleging that the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/rashida_jones.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-21757" title="Rashida Jones premiere" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/rashida_jones-133x200.jpg" alt="Rashida Jones premiere" width="133" height="200" /></a>What&#8217;s gross? Going on a date with <strong>John Mayer</strong>. What&#8217;s grosser than gross? Having him serenade you on said date. Smelly! Despite the fact that many media outlets (like us) have been reporting that John is currently doing the worm on top of <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/jennifer-aniston-banging-john-mayer-again.html" target="_self">Jennifer Aniston</a> again, <a href="http://www.hollyscoop.com/john-mayer/john-mayer-dating-actress-rashida-jones_21916.aspx?source=newsletter" target="_self">Hollyscoop</a> is saying otherwise. They are alleging that the singer/songwriter/<a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/john-mayer-is-a-good-interview.html" target="_self">sodomizer</a> is currently wooing <em>I Love You, Man</em> star <strong>Rashida Jones</strong>:</p>
<blockquote><p>John was spotted on a romantic date with actress Rashida Jones Friday night at the Chateau Marmont, Hollyscoop can confirm exclusively.<br />
The couple was having dinner in a secluded area when John &#8220;took the guitar from someone who was performing and at the Chateau and performed an impromptu performance for Rashida.&#8221;<br />
His audience included Paul Rudd and Jason Segel. The crowd &#8220;went wild when he performed his new song,&#8221; an eyewitness tells Hollyscoop exclusively. Mayer got such a great response from fellow diners, he even performed his hit &#8220;Your Body is a Wonderland&#8221; for Rashida.</p></blockquote>
<p>Wow, that&#8217;s even more disgusting than a thousand TV sets playing James Blunt&#8217;s &#8220;You&#8217;re Beautiful&#8221; video simultaneously. It&#8217;s a good thing this date went down in Hollywood, where everyone was just going to go make themselves hurl in the bathroom after their Chateau meal anyway.</p>
<p><em><a href="http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=94552&amp;id=94950762313" target="_self">John Mayer Guitar Face</a>: the gallery. Enjoy.</em></p>
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