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Even Fergaliciousness Cannot Hold Josh Duhamel
Her body stay vicious! She drive these brothers crazy, she do it on the daily! She’s Fergie Ferg, and she love you long time. So why would her husband, the handsome and <strike>talented</strike> handsome Josh Duhamel creep behind her back to dork a stripper? People tries to make some sense out of this infidelity madness.
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Lindsay Lohan Returns to the Comfort of Cock
And she’s back on the dick. We knew it wouldn’t be very long before Lindsay Lohan was drawn back to the mystical allure of the peen. It’s one of her many, many addictions. That Sam Ronson poon? That was just an experiment. Plus, we haven’t exactly seen proof that Sam possesses an actual vagina. For [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Nice Purple Rain Font
Adam Lambert’s album cover has been revealed and we seriously have no idea why people keep insisting this dude is gay. (Allie Is Wired)
Matthew Broderick flubbed his lines so badly at a recent play that audiences demanded their money back. Bomp bomp ohhhhhh yeeeeahhhh chicka chick ahhhh. (Celebitchy)
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got tattoos of [...]
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Can You Blame Katy? Just Look at That Hot Little Snap-On Beard
It’s a classic case of boy meets girl, boy writes girl a love poem, girl sexts a picture of her huge tits to boy. It’s like Catherine and Heathcliff all over again. Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s love is going strong–according to Katy’s shirt, it’s the real shit, shit that makes you feel shit. The [...]
John Mayer Hookup Rumor #26432.9b
What’s gross? Going on a date with John Mayer. What’s grosser than gross? Having him serenade you on said date. Smelly! Despite the fact that many media outlets (like us) have been reporting that John is currently doing the worm on top of Jennifer Aniston again, Hollyscoop is saying otherwise. They are alleging that the [...]
Gerard Butler Plants Scottish Flag in Jessica Simpson’s Soil
The allure of Gerard Butler is a mystery to us. He has a face like an old boxing glove and seems like the poor man’s Russell Crowe (who’s the poor man’s Mel Gibson, who’s the poor man’s Yahoo Serious), yet he pulls more tail than your bratty toddler at a pet shop. And the tail [...]
Balcony Day Continues!
We’ve had Sienna Miller topless on a balcony. Today we saw Lily Allen topless on a balcony. And now we’re seeing Katy Perry . . . not topless on a balcony. Hmmmm. This has something to do with her being American, right? It looks like her current chimney sweep, Russell Brand, would like to screw [...]
Well, Balthazar Getty Has a Type
Embattled, faux-lipped firecrotch Lindsay Lohan desperately needs an image makeover. The only jobs of note she’s had recently are designing spangled pasties and tan spackle. So what better way to endear herself to the public than feeling up a known adulterer from a popular television drama? People reports:
Lindsay Lohan [was spotted] arriving at West Hollywood [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Up, Up and Away in My Dad’s Beautiful Mylar Stormchasing Balloon
Balloon Boy and his non-airborne brethren have a (c)rap video about avoiding “pussification”. Hey, they’re better than the Beastie Boys. (YouTube)
Balloon Boy also totally busted his fame-fellating parents by saying “You said we did this for the show.” Hahaha. (Celebitchy)
And after that, Balloon Boy barfed twice on live TV. The end. (Dlisted)
Amy Winehouse has allegedly [...]
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John’s the Mayer of Anistontown Once Again
The tabloids’ concern with the tumbleweeds and howling coyote sounds in Jennifer Aniston’s womb has reached fever pitch. They desperately want to pair her with any male-ish object in her wake, from Bradley Cooper to Gerard Butler to a doric column in the front of First Federal Bank. And now, according to People, she’s pogoing [...]