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Avril Lavigne Unnecessarily Resurrects Wilmer Valderrama
There are some celebrity ex-boyfriends that we desperately want to return to the spotlight. Day after day we gaze upon the picture of Stamos Nachos that we cut from an old issue of Us Weekly and tacked up next to our computer and we lament, “Oh, Nachos, when will you ever return to us, our [...]
Your Movie Doesn’t Need More Publicity. You Can Stop Now.
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S REALLY HAPPENING! HE’S TOUCHING HER! AND SHE’S TOUCHING HIM! AND AND AND AND THEY’RE STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER! THEY ARE SO IN LOVE AND SO MAJORLY TOGETHZ! THEY ARE GONNA LOVE EACH OTHER 4EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND THEY WILL HAVE LITTLE BABIES WHO WILL GROW UP TO MAKE [...]
Fergie Thought Chowing on Chicks Wasn’t Cheating
You know those guys who are all like, “It’s not cheating cause I only put the tip in. That sooooo doesn’t count”? Pee pants Fergie is just like that, only her version involves slurping snatch. The Fergie Ferg said:
I’ve had a lot of fun with women, and I’m not ashamed of it.
The problem is [...]
Justin Timberlake Boinking Jessica Biel—and Everyone Else
If you haven’t realized it yet, Justin Timberlake is the luckiest man in the entire world. He screwed Britney when she was at her peak of hotness. Add to that some of the other girls he’s schtupped: Cameron Diaz, Scarlett Johannson, Jessica Biel. He went from singing with Joey Fat One to making critically acclaimed [...]
Madonna Meets Jesus’s Parents (God?)
Lots of religious turkeys won’t even believe that dinosaurs were real, so they’re going to have a conniption when they see that Madonna is meeting Jesus’s parents. But no, we’re not talking about the headliners of the Bible, we’re talking about pop music’s gristly elder stateswoman and her 23-year-old chew toy, Jesus Luz. According to [...]
Even Fergaliciousness Cannot Hold Josh Duhamel
Her body stay vicious! She drive these brothers crazy, she do it on the daily! She’s Fergie Ferg, and she love you long time. So why would her husband, the handsome and <strike>talented</strike> handsome Josh Duhamel creep behind her back to dork a stripper? People tries to make some sense out of this infidelity madness.
Josh [...]
Lindsay Lohan Returns to the Comfort of Cock
And she’s back on the dick. We knew it wouldn’t be very long before Lindsay Lohan was drawn back to the mystical allure of the peen. It’s one of her many, many addictions. That Sam Ronson poon? That was just an experiment. Plus, we haven’t exactly seen proof that Sam possesses an actual vagina. For [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Nice Purple Rain Font
Adam Lambert’s album cover has been revealed and we seriously have no idea why people keep insisting this dude is gay. (Allie Is Wired)
Matthew Broderick flubbed his lines so badly at a recent play that audiences demanded their money back. Bomp bomp ohhhhhh yeeeeahhhh chicka chick ahhhh. (Celebitchy)
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got tattoos of [...]
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Can You Blame Katy? Just Look at That Hot Little Snap-On Beard
It’s a classic case of boy meets girl, boy writes girl a love poem, girl sexts a picture of her huge tits to boy. It’s like Catherine and Heathcliff all over again. Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s love is going strong–according to Katy’s shirt, it’s the real shit, shit that makes you feel shit. The [...]
John Mayer Hookup Rumor #26432.9b
What’s gross? Going on a date with John Mayer. What’s grosser than gross? Having him serenade you on said date. Smelly! Despite the fact that many media outlets (like us) have been reporting that John is currently doing the worm on top of Jennifer Aniston again, Hollyscoop is saying otherwise. They are alleging that the [...]