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Zac Efron Wants You to See Vanessa Hudgens's Boobies
How to dodge those pesky "I'm a flaming girly fairy who loves glitter and hair mousse and Colin Firth movies and, oh yeah, penises" rumors once and for all without actually, you know, touching an icky cooter? Tell the world that you think your fake girlfriend is so totally hot that the entire world should [...]
The Dutchess Is the Butchess
Remember when Fergie peed her pants? Man, those were salad days for us. We got a lot of mileage out of that one. But hey, maybe it wasn't urine. Maybe it was a torrent of watery lady batter brought on by lust for the lesbian touch. In the upcoming video for a new Black Eyed [...]
Megan Fox Would Bang a Girl, But First, a Few Gigantic Bong Rips
Maxim's Hot 100 was released the other day and we didn't report it because we don't read Maxim. Mainly because we don't use tooth whitening strips or terms like "work hard, play hard". But Olivia Wilde took the #1 position, and Megan Fox took #2, which is apropos since Megan once said she found Wilde [...]
Harry Potter Goes from Tweens to Trannies (with Bonus RPattz!)
Most ten-to-fourteen-year-old girls are obsessed with one of two things: The Jonas Brothers, or all things mystical and magical, especially Twilight and Harry Potter. We're going to leave that first subject alone as we don't much care to discuss the extracurricular activities of the brothers Jonas (because what more can be said about My Little [...]
From the No Shit Files
This morning, we got into work, cleared away a bunch of Cuervo bottles and decimated pinata detritus, and noticed that our "No Shit?" file was bursting at the seams, so we're going to empty it into your eyeballs in one shot.
ï Paula Abdul Admits She Was Addicted to Pills
According to US Weekly:
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Kelly McGillis Digs Broads
Remember how Top Gun featured the Kenny Loggins hit song "Danger Zone"? Well, costar Kelly McGillis took those gut wrenchingly honest lyrics straight to heart, and took that highway straight to the storied danger zone. Danger zone meaning the V-bags of other ladies. After decades and decades of speculation and a failed marriage to a [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Humpotron
Justin Timberlake dry humps Jessica Biel on the Jumbotron. Way to rub it in, dickface. (The Blemish)
Gavin Rossdale allegedly had a 5 year affair with a dude. Everything Gwen, everything Gwen? I don’t think so. (Yeeeah!)
Bonebag Lindsay Lohan goes on Ellen to discuss the finer points of chowing box. (Hollywood Grind)
Helen Mirren [...]
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Lindsay Lohan Swaps Hole for Pole
Let's face itóLindsay Lohan's vagina is a rabid carnivore with a taste for the reddest of meat. And after more than a year of a strictly piscetarian diet, it's now running around foaming at the chops and devouring every hunk of steaming sausage it can get its freckled, fiery labes on. Friends say now that [...]
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M-Rod Mocks Man's Rod
Actress/drunk driver/fucker of dogs/dainty blossom Michelle Rodriguez hasn't been heard from in quite a while. We've missed her tantrums, her jail visits, her implied chewing of poontang. But joyous day, she's back and she's berating Chippendales. According to Faded Youth:
Michelle Rodriguez stars in the latest Fast & Furious flick but she was drunk and messy [...]
"Come at Me, Bitch"
Normally, the idea of a fallen star resorting to selling her story to a tabloid would make us chuckle like Grandpa after we pulled his finger, but this is so pathetic that we feel bad. Which was the aim, so cheers, fallen firecrotch Lindsay Lohan, you've earned our sympathy. Well, maybe "sympathy" isn't the word. [...]
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