I was in denial for a long time and i found that lying to myself isnt cool. I finally realized that im Lesbian. Not bisexual. I love women.

After that, she released a barrage of tweets about how happy she was, and how straight people are haters. Then she quit Twitter. Then she used some racial slurs. The she started posting hundreds—literally hundreds—of tweets like:

For all the lovers Gays, Lesbians, Bisexuals, Straight men & women who LOVE then go to www.TilasHotSpotDating.com where I get fully naked!

www.TilasHotSpotDating.com the new HOTTEST PLACE TO BE! All people are welcome! Love & friendly & I strip naked 4 my girls! Boys can watch!

mmmm…..I can’t stop thinking about women. OH NO…I am going to be SOOOOOOO NAUGHTY now that I’ve come out! OH MY! TROUBLE! LOL

We’re sure that the gay rights movement is elated to have the brave and powerful voice of Tila Tequila on their side to represent the struggle of coming out, dealing with prejudice, fighting for equal rights, and trying to get people to pay per view her implants. She’s just like Harvey Milk!

Follow US on Twitter. We won’t ask you to buy shit.

I’ve had a lot of fun with women, and I’m not ashamed of it.

The problem is that I also love a well-endowed man.

But just because I enjoy women doesn’t mean I’m allowed to have affairs in my relationship.

I learned through talking with my therapist that it is still cheating even if it’s with girls, so there is a rule there.

It sounds like Fergie and Josh would be a whole lot happier if it weren’t for that damn therapist. Ferg could satisfy her penchant for poon with Josh, and no one would be cheating. Or they could agree that it’s only cheating if they have sex with other men. Or maybe that’s too restrictive too. Maybe it’s only cheating if they have sex with one-armed eunuchs from Botswana. They could handle that, right?

Follow us on Twitter. We won’t demand monogamy, cause we’re cool like that.

He was tense and made constant, constant unrelated homophobic comments, like, “You want some ice cream, in case there are no gay people there?” I mean, his lingo was larded with the most… There was no basis for it. It was like, “It’s a nice day, I’m glad there are no gay people standing here.” Very, very strange.

Years and years later when people started to torment him with that, I used to think “God, that’s really fitting, because he tormented a lot of people as a 20-year-old.” He made such a big deal about it. Same thing with Eddie Murphy—I remember somebody calling and saying, “You’ll never guess who was just caught with a transvestite!” [Laughs.] And I remember thinking that seemed fitting, because there are certain people in showbiz who make it an agenda, every third sentence has to have something knocking that life choice, and you think, “What are you doing?”

That sounds like a Tom Cruise that we would find compelling. Think about it. “Katie is wonderful, amazing, beautiful” repeated ad nauseam is way less interesting than “I like chicken Kiev, except when gay people smell like horse tails.”

Become our friend on Facebook, in case there are no gay people there.

I worked on a production he was in, Shipping News – in the rural town of Trinity in Newfoundland.  He had production put a ping pong table in his suite and help him organize TOURNAMENTS with local preteen and teen boys. all the local famileies thought he was just so wonderfully genorous with his time, being a big movie star and all but i think he’s a predator. the ping pong was one thing but he went through a pile of male ‘assistants’ that were flown up from LA-one a week. and at the end of the shoot we (crew, cast) were having a pissup at the local (Rocky’s) – he invites the 3rd AD out to his range rover for a toke ( i know this because i was banging the 3rd AD) so they’re sitting in the truck, and suddenly spacey goes for my friends ZIPPER and expresses an urgent desire to FELLATE him. the AD has now the awkwardest situation on his hands – with 2 weeks of shooting left, he has to A) politely decline Mr. SPacey’s offer and B) keep his job. he manages to get out of the truck unmolested and then Spacey takes off in the truck – and he’s fucking loaded. usually his handlers would prevent that sort of thing but they didn’t think he would be going anywhere, they just thought he was having a toke and a blowjob. so he tears off in his Range Rover and then misses a very sharp turn on the way out of the village goes through a fence and down a hill into some guys yard – and lands in top of the guys well. truck is all fucked up, there’s damage to the well, etc. production paid the property owner 10 grand not to say anything about it.

We’ve got a game involving tiny balls and a vehicle with “Rover” in its name being driven into a deep, dark well. The only way this story could be gayer would be if Tallulah Bankhead flew in from South Beach to do an Oscar Wilde play.

Nice tattoos, ladies. Guess we can finally put all of those pesky rumors to bed, since no gay man would ever be able to look at a naked lady staring up at him from his own arm every day. Well done.

We’re thinking about getting a naked lady tattooed on our Facebook page. You’d know that if you were our friend.

It's wonderful. I grew up around gay people my entire life, basically, that's possibly why I'm quite camp, and some people think I'm gay when I meet them, which I think is awesome. It's always good to keep them guessing [laughs]. I don't go on any blogs or chats or anything, but my friends are demons for them, and apparently someone said "Daniel Radcliffe is gay. He's got a gay face!" [Laughs] I really don't know what a gay face is. But I think it's wonderful that Dumbledore was outed as gay … Half of me thinks Jo Rowling just did that to see if she could piss off the right wing, but I'm not sure how true that is. I think she had it planned, I think she always knew he was gay.

We don't know what gay face means either. Unless they're talking about a dude who walks around with jizz on his face. That's pretty obvious. Or Tom Cruise's creepy smile. But we guess that one's pretty obvious too.

Hayden Panettiere is preparing for girl-on-girl love scenes in the next series of Heroes – her character will reportedly enjoy a smooch with her college roommate.

The 19-year-old actress plays cheerleader Claire Bennet in the hit U.S. show and TV bosses are considering working a lesbian storyline into the upcoming fourth season.

A source tells British newspaper the Daily Star, "It's just girlie fun at first. But it might progress into something more serious. It depends on how viewers respond."

What, they couldn't have throw in a little something about how Hayden is exploring her options in real life too? That would have definitely gotten people excited to see I Shove It in Beth's Pooper, or whatever it's called. Bullshit nudity reports and lesbian leanings. If that doesn't sell movie tickets, what will? Good writing and accomplished performances? Nah. It's explosions. Explosions and robots.

ìLeaving London but but with my favorite favorite!!! – travel buddy & great news to share!! MaybeÖ.î

They left London together and Lindsay went straight to Sam's house with a diamond ring on her left hand. And speaking of things that fit nicely around a finger, after the cut, see what happened when Lilo was exiting a car in London, legs akimbo. NSFW.