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Tila Tequila Twits for Tits
Most people use Twitter to let everyone know when they are drinking coffee and to allow porn bots to send messages that say, “LOL this you? http://sdfkje.ehlw.com” Some use it to network. And then there’s fetus-faced chatterbox Tila Tequila, who tweets conspiracy theories about how a masked intruder locked her dog in her trunk and [...]
Fergie Thought Chowing on Chicks Wasn’t Cheating
You know those guys who are all like, “It’s not cheating cause I only put the tip in. That sooooo doesn’t count”? Pee pants Fergie is just like that, only her version involves slurping snatch. The Fergie Ferg said:
I’ve had a lot of fun with women, and I’m not ashamed of it.
The problem is [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: The Fetus Next Door
Kendra Wilkinson reveals EEEEEE BABY BUMMMMMP BUMP ALLLERERRRT OOOOH SQUEEEEALLLL! (Popeater)
The New York Times is all, “Sorry we said you’re a slut” to Sienna Miller. (Yeeeah!)
Rosie O’Donnell and her wife might be getting same sex divorced. (Amy Grindhouse)
Bobby Brown implies that Whitney likes crack. Not that kind of crack. The kind you find in front [...]
“You want some ice cream, in case there are no gay people there?”
When we heard the words “Bronson Pinchot interview” we assumed that we had stumbled upon a news story from 1988 and we would next be reading about Oliver North. But no, Balki Bartokomous is still a big draw in 2009, especially when he’s telling The Onion’s A.V. Club about what a closeted queen Tom Cruise [...]
Kevin Spacey Pulled a Baby Jessica
Unlike some gossip bloggers, we’re not in the habit of outing stars on our pages. Sexual preference is usually the least interesting thing about a celebrity, but when one’s sexual preference comes with cutting a big gay rainbow swath through rural Canada complete with ping pong tournaments (not a euphemism) with tween dudes and driving [...]
Ed Westwick and Hugh Jackman Naked (Lady Tattoos)
Nice tattoos, ladies. Guess we can finally put all of those pesky rumors to bed, since no gay man would ever be able to look at a naked lady staring up at him from his own arm every day. Well done.
We’re thinking about getting a naked lady tattooed on our Facebook page. You’d know that [...]
Harry Potter Has Gay Face
Look. We don't give a shit if Daniel Radcliffe likes to screw boys or girls. We would probably be more than a wee bit skeeved out if he were to divulge that he took on that role in Equus because it mirrored his own love of horsey humping, but beyond that, we don't really care. [...]
Hayden To Go Gayden?
Guess what, everybody? Hayden Panty Hairs has a new movie coming out. You know how we know. Nope, we didn't check IMDb's movie release schedule. It's because last week we read headline after headline declaring "Hayden Panettiere Nude in New Movie." And then today there was this:
Hayden Panettiere is preparing for girl-on-girl love scenes in [...]
Lindsay Lohan Shows Snatch; Snatches Sam Back
We have not read The Rules or He's Just Not That Into You or The Game or Captain Underpants and the Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie Woman but we still know that traveling across an ocean to show up at a party your ex will be attending is bad form. However, maybe this bit of [...]
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Adam Lambert's Trouser Snake
Oh, real subtle.
Was the photographer thinking, "We've got American Idol also ran Adam Lambert on the cover this month, and he's going to officially admit he's gay in his interview. We probably don't have time to book Clay Aiken and gather a couple hundred dildoes for the shoot. Ah, screw it, just get a snake [...]