Tag Archives: celebrity deaths
He’s Like the Wind
Fuck the world, Patrick Swayze died. Serial rapists, child molesters, and nutwipes like Chris Brown still roam this earth, and yet the man who played Johnny Castle, Dalton, Darrell Curtis, Sam Wheat, and Bodhi is taken from us at 57. Why even go on? Here’s the AP report:
“Patrick Swayze passed away peacefully today with family [...]
Michael Jackson Finally Funeralized
Good morning. It’s September 4, 2009, and Michael Jackson is still dead. Dead, and now buried. The funeral was last night, 71 days after his death. Rest in peace, you freaky little dude. The Huffington Post reports:
. . . The King of Pop was given an intimate, private version of the lavish public memorial held [...]
RIPDJAM
Professional player of records DJ AM (real name Adam Goldstein) died this weekend of an apparent drug overdose. The news was released Friday night, but we didn’t report on it till now because writing words is work! And work is hard! But like your estranged father two weeks after your tenth birthday, we’re here now, [...]
Michael Jackson Hit by Smooth Criminal, Officially
Good morning. It’s August 25, 2009 and Michael Jackson is still dead. Not only is he dead, he was MURDERED! It’s official. His death has been ruled a homicide. The L.A. Times reports:
L.A. County coroner’s officials found lethal levels of the powerful anesthetic propofol after examining Michael Jackson’s body.
Jackson’s doctor, Conrad Murray, told detectives . [...]
R.I.P. John Hughes
So this is what it feels like to be old. It’s not realizing that you could logically be the parent of Miley Cyrus. It’s watching all of your childhood icons die off, one by one. Oh, and then there’s that part about going to Forever 21 and seeing every bad idea from 1988 selling for [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: 67 Hours of Labor
Rihanna’s bringing back the Gumby. You go, girl. (Yeeeah!)
Top 100 Celebrity Nude Scenes of All Time! Shut the door, turn off your phone, and dig into #40-31. (Mr Skin)
Lake Bell in a see-through bra for GQ. Who’s Lake Bell? Who cares! (The Blemish)
Michael Jackson’s doctor will most likely be charged with manslaughter. (TMZ)
Paris Hilton claims [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, booze, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, Dominic Monaghan, Evangeline Lilly, Kelis, Lake Bell, magazines, Michael Jackson, Paris Hilton, Rihanna
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Rebbie Jackson: Mother Figure. Centipede.
We've basically stopped reporting on the day-to-day poppycockery of the whole Michael Jackson death debacle because it's so confusing and weird and depressing. But there is one sane spot in the sea of cuckoo, and that's this nugget about Prince Michael, Paris, and (cringe) "Blanket" from TMZ:
Multiple sources in the Jackson family tell us even [...]
Every Bhatti Dance Now
It always amazes us that kids aren't coming out of the woodwork like termites, claiming to be the illegitimate children of dudes who were screwing their way across the globe twenty years ago. Like Tommy Lee or Jani Lane or Philip Michael Thomas. But it blows our mind even more that Michael Jackson MIGHT have [...]
It Was . . . MURDER!
Good morning. It's Wednesday, July 15, 2009 and Michael Jackson is still dead. Here is all the MJ news of the day.
ï Debbie Rowe and her lawyers say that she did NOT receive a $4 million "payoff" from Katherine Jackson, and that she will not seek custody of Prince Michael and Paris. She'll just [...]
Remember the Time
Good day to you. Today is July 8, 2009, and Michael Jackson is still dead, as you probably gathered from the huge creepy memorial that was broadcast yesterday. For some unknown reason, we ended up watching the entire thing, start to finish, and even live Tweeted it. If, 10 years ago, you had come to [...]
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Also tagged Brooke Shields, John Mayer, Lionel Richie, Mariah Carey, Michael Jackson, Usher
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