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Angelina Jolie Is Not a Transformers Fan
Sometimes you know a story is complete bullshit but you just can't pass it up. Sometimes you just want to believe. But even if we know that the following account of Angelina Jolie talking smack on Megan Fox is all the fabrication of some bored publicist/gossip mag intern/celebrity stalker, it's still damn funny. Supposedly when [...]
Rogen Is Ragin'
You know what it's like when you're at a bar just trying to mind your own business, downing inhuman amounts of whiskey and trying not to cry, and two drunken former frat boys start going at it right next to you? "You're such a DICK. I'm totally going to kick your ass. Watch me. I'll [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: GIRL FIGHT IN DA CLUB!
Anna Kournikova gets involved in a girl-on-girl brawl. Your fantasies become reality. (Daily Stab)
Courtney Love vows to gain 15 pounds. Oh, it’s going to be a hard road. A tough challenge to face. It will take a lot of dedication. She’s going to have to eat food and . . . uh, yeah, that’s [...]
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Also tagged Anna Kournikova, Bradley Cooper, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity hookups, Courtney Love, Jonas Brothers, Lindsay Lohan, RenÈe Zellweger
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The World's Wussiest Vampires Fight
When we saw commercials for that NBC wizard show that looked like Harry Potter as played by Lukas Haas, we had some fun fantasies about a boy wizard showdown, with Lukas lookalike trying to bust out ancient spells with the help of, like, a pet baby dragon or something, while Daniel Radcliffe pelted him with [...]
Will.i.am gives Perez Some Lumps, Some Lumps Some Lumps Some Lumps
When you see the headline "Blogger Attacked By Member of Black Eyed Peas", you may assume that your good pals at CNW got pissed upon by Fergie. Good guess, but wrong. As much as it pains us to write a story about fame-ravenous bloat-bag Perez Hilton, this is too goofy to ignore. Dude claims that [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, awards shows, celebrity websites, will.i.am
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Karl Lagerfeld is Kind of a Dick
Heidi Klum and Seal are, next to Paulina Porizkova and Ric Ocasek and that one time Bai Ling dated Nick Carter, our favorite celebrity couple of all time. They are funny, they make tons of cute babies, and they throw the most kickass Halloween parties ever. So it bums us out that Chanel designer Karl [...]
Paris Hilton: Produce Pelter
We do not pretend to have an insight into the vast empty spaces of Paris Hilton's mind. That's not particularly a place we want to spend our time. It would maybe beat the jungle where I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here is filming as a vacation destination, but that's about it. So why [...]
Hugh Grant Goes Nuts
Hugh Grant has never really seemed like the most polite chap, but we can’t really blame him. He’s not exactly the most exciting celeb to follow around. We mean, sure, there’s the off chance that some lucky photog will find him in another Divine Brown moment, but we really think he learned his lesson the [...]
Fight Over Wentz: Ashlee Simpson Is the Chump Victor
Generally a woman who has birthed a baby in the past year sticks to certain conventions. Wearing loose clothing to conceal the still-lingering baby weight. Carrying an overstuffed diaper bag filled with baby wipes and little baggies of Cheerios. Drinking shitloads of caffeine to ward off crushing exhaustion. But not Ashlee Simpson. Nope, when she [...]
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Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen Unite for Unholy Feast
We imagine that Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards do everything in their power to avoid each other. Custody exchanges occur between two nannies who are instructed not to speak to each other. Denise probably even makes her daughters refer to their father as "sperm donor." But according to Denise, that's not the case. Denise claims [...]
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