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Shove It!
It’s been kind of nice having Paris Hilton out of the gossip papers lately. Quiet. Calm. Less itchy and weepy around the gentials. But we’ve sort of missed her and her particular brand of dipshittiness, so we’re opening up our arms and thighs and happily accepting her back into our lives. TMZ reports:
Paris Hilton and [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: They Tried to Make Me Go to Silicone Rehab
Amy Winehouse has traded needles in the arm for needles in the boobs and lips. (The Blemish)
Rachel Bilson sports Gwyneth Paltrow-style greaseball legs in Flaunt. (Yeeeah!)
James Gandolfini assaulted a paparazzo. Sadly, he later found out that the photog was not, in fact, carrying any nachos on him so it was all for naught. (Anything Hollywood)
Strap [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears, Celebrity Sex Tapes, Chris Martin, Gwyneth Paltrow, James Gandolfini, Janine Lindemulder, Kate Bosworth, Kelly Brook, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Michael Lohan, plastic surgery rumors, plays, Rachel Bilson, Sandra Bullock, Shauna Sand, Suri Cruise
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CNW Junk Drawer: Nice Purple Rain Font
Adam Lambert’s album cover has been revealed and we seriously have no idea why people keep insisting this dude is gay. (Allie Is Wired)
Matthew Broderick flubbed his lines so badly at a recent play that audiences demanded their money back. Bomp bomp ohhhhhh yeeeeahhhh chicka chick ahhhh. (Celebitchy)
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got tattoos of [...]
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Also tagged Adam Lambert, boobs, camel toe, celebrity hookups, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in bikinis, Charlize Theron, Dita Von Teese, Gisele Bundchen, Jayde Nicole, Joe Francis, Julia Roberts, Khloe Kardashian, Lamar Odom, Matthew Broderick, music, plays, tattoos, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Swift
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“Are You Ready to Die?”
Russell Crowe is not a man to let anyone get the better of him, even if it is just in print. We thought that he was a thoroughly modern man, using technology to upbraid his opponents. OK, maybe upbraid isn’t the word we were looking for. Maybe “beat senselessly” would’ve been a better choice. But [...]
Joe Francis Goes Wild on Girl, or, Don’t Tase Me Bro(dy)
If you were at the Los Angeles club Guys and Dolls last night, no doubt you were driven from the premises because of a strong stench of vinegar and spring freshness. That’s because king douches Joe Francis and Brody Jenner got into a fistfight after Francis boxed the ears of Jenner’s girlfriend Jayde Nicole. TMZ [...]
Jon & Kate Plus Cops
We never thought we’d WANT to write stories about Jon and Kate Gosselin, but they’ve gotten so damn interesting lately, what with the hair and the divorce and the Ed Hardy and the pothead-screwing and all. They keep saying that they only want what’s best for their four thousand children. And what’s best is a [...]
The Pivert and Corky Romano Girl Fight
We’re pretty sure that the only people who still watch Entourage are the same dudes who are stumbling around today saying, “Duuuuude, did you see Jane’s at Lolla last night? They rocked. Or at least I think they rocked. I was sooooo fucked UP, man.” But apparently Jeremy Piven isn’t aware of his increasing irrelevance [...]
Rogen Is Ragin', Part 2
Yesterday we noticed a headline somewhere or other asking, “Why does the internet hate Katherine Heigl?” And we thought, “Gee, I dunno, could it be because she talks shit on every project she’s involved in and thinks the material is insulting and beneath her?” That might be it. But it’s not just the internet that [...]
Lilo Goes Loco on SamRo
We've stopped reporting on the romance of famous firecrotch Lindsay Lohan and lady-loving DJ Samantha Ronson because trying to keep up with the day to day changes in their relationship was giving us agita. However, this video (filmed late Saturday night/early Sunday morning) of Lindsay camped out on Sam's front stoop for hours nicely sums [...]