Tag Archives: celebrity breakups
CNW Junk Drawer: Minka Jeter. Minka Jeter. Minka Jeter.
Derek Jeter makes 500 trillion dollars a year and now he’s going to marry Minka Kelly. And you guys don’t want Socialism? (Yeeeah!)
Jennifer Aniston nips out for Elle. Fashionably sharp, old girl. (CityRag)
Even Anderson Cooper can’t hide the vitriol when it comes to indulging Heidi Montag’s poppycockery. (Gone Hollywood)
Gerard Butler slapped a dog. And he [...]
Spicoli and Princess Buttercup End It Again
We’ve all heard of the boy who cried “wolf”, but Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn are the couple who cried “divorce”. They file papers, then retract them. Over and over again. We’ve got divorce blue balls! Now, our testicles ache anew, as more papers have been filed. People has the story:
Robin Wright Penn has [...]
Jon & Kate Plus Cops
We never thought we’d WANT to write stories about Jon and Kate Gosselin, but they’ve gotten so damn interesting lately, what with the hair and the divorce and the Ed Hardy and the pothead-screwing and all. They keep saying that they only want what’s best for their four thousand children. And what’s best is a [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Two in the Pinkett, One in the Stinkett
Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith claim that they porked in the car on the way to the Oscars. Billy Bob/Angelina Jolie wannabes, all. (The Blemish)
Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson lesbian parody porno. 1 Night in Lilo? (Drunken Stepfather)
Crank THAT, Soulja Boy. Is that a Mr. Microphone in his drawers? Faker. (Yeeeah!)
The actual video of [...]
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Mayer Made Him Do It
You might think that Jessica Simpson got dumped by ball fondler Tony Romo because she was constantly muttering "Marry me, marry me, marry me" under her breath and he just couldn't take it anymore. Well, you're wrong. It's because he thinks she's a John Mayer humping little tramp. According to Radar:
Flying into Los Angeles on [...]
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That Simpson Girl Just Can't Keep a Man
Do you like the plight of Jennifer Aniston but find it hard to relate to her advanced age? Do you like her perpetual sadness and desperation but wish she were like ten years younger so she could speak directly to your generation? Well, then Jessica Simpson is the girl for you! High-profile failed marriage? [...]
There Is a Bad Boo-Boo on Marilyn Manson's Heart
Emmett Kelly died long ago, but it's OK because we have Marilyn Manson, in all his water-retaining gothiness, to fill the void of the sad clown. In a new interview with Spin, the 40-year-old talks about his breakup with 20-years-younger Evan Rachel Wood, and how it was such a wicked bum-out that he totally crossed [...]
Some Boring People No Longer Boning
OK, we get it, gossip gods. We promise we will never, ever again complain about Megan Fox saying sexy shit again. We now understand that in today's world (in this economy) that is considered good gossip. We might even start to think of Jon and Kate and acceptable celebrities. Hell, today we mightómightóeven be happy [...]
Jon Minus Kate
We have never been able to understand why people would want to turn on a television after their busy day and watch a couple with ten trillion screaming kids, but hey, what do we know about TV marketing? We're still bummed Galaxy High got canceled. But yes, after weeks of speculation, Jon and Kate Gosselin [...]
What Would Miss Daisy Think?
Morgan Freeman has a famously resonant voice, crinkly eyes, and a face full of freckles. Such a warm man! So kind! Great actor! So it's pretty gross to think of him–he was on The Electric Company, for the love of God–rogering his teenage granddaughter. The National Enquirer reports:
Morgan Freeman has been having a nearly decade-long [...]