Tag Archives: celebrity breakups
Justin Timberlake Boinking Jessica Biel—and Everyone Else
If you haven’t realized it yet, Justin Timberlake is the luckiest man in the entire world. He screwed Britney when she was at her peak of hotness. Add to that some of the other girls he’s schtupped: Cameron Diaz, Scarlett Johannson, Jessica Biel. He went from singing with Joey Fat One to making critically acclaimed [...]
Ashton Kutcher Gets Meta
We’re convinced that the early death of the CW series The Beautiful Life had not so much to do with Mischa Barton’s cuckoo crazy times or terrible scripts or anything; it was the marketing. The show just didn’t have the balls to tout itself as the newest project to come “from the daring mind of [...]
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Also tagged Ashton Kutcher, Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, movies
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Renee Zellweger Treading Dangerous Aniston Territory
We just realized that 100% of the stories we’ve written today have been about boobs, and we don’t want you to think we’re perverts or anything unChristian like that, so here’s a nice tale of two Hollywood stars who have called it quits. According to our own personal gossip Sunday school teacher, FemaleFirst:
Renee Zellweger has [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: The Fetus Next Door
Kendra Wilkinson reveals EEEEEE BABY BUMMMMMP BUMP ALLLERERRRT OOOOH SQUEEEEALLLL! (Popeater)
The New York Times is all, “Sorry we said you’re a slut” to Sienna Miller. (Yeeeah!)
Rosie O’Donnell and her wife might be getting same sex divorced. (Amy Grindhouse)
Bobby Brown implies that Whitney likes crack. Not that kind of crack. The kind you find in front [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Party! Pizza Party!
We just wanted an excuse to post this Madonna picture. Thank you.
Dennis Hopper is in the hospital. Decades of drug abuse, and it’s a case of the sniffles that brings him down? (Daily Stab)
A gallery of Mariah Carey’s nipples. Better than the Guggenheim. (Cityrag)
Spencer Pratt considers cutting off his nuts. Please? (Allie Is Wired)
Serena Williams. [...]
They’re Bringing the Relationship Back (Yeah?)
Yesterday we reported that Justin Timberlake had departed the lusciously bumpy terrain of Jessica Biel and set sail for the fecund plains of Rihanna town. Weirdly enough, pictures of JT and Biel leaked immediately to the press, showing the couple happy and in love and holding hands. And by that we mean that Jessica, her [...]
Some People Got Married. And Some People Got Divorced.
The world demands equilibrium from its celebrities. A beloved starlet goes off to rehab? A younger, hotter, less-drugged-out (for now) starlet pops up in Us Weekly in her place. This law is why today we heard about two celebrity unions and two celebrity divorces. First up, Jaime Pressly did the sensible thing and married a [...]
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Also tagged celeb engagements/weddings, Claire Danes, Emmy Rossum, Fred Durst, Hugh Dancy, Jaime Pressly
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CNW Junk Drawer: Rubber Duckie, You’re the One
A preview of Keeley Hazell’s 2010 “Erotic” Calendar. It’s especially erotic if you like vintage vacuum cleaners and oversized novelty bath duckies. (Yeeeah!)
Karina Smirnoff would rather dance naked then wear fur. Well, good, then. Why don’t you just do that? (The Blemish)
Lindsay Lohan hand job! Oh, wait. It says Lindsay Lohan lands a job. Eh, [...]
Why’d Ya Have to Go and Make Things So Separated
He was a boi. She was a girl. Then they got divorced. Could I make it any more obvious? After months of speculation, plucky towheaded Canadian Avril Lavigne has put the kibosh on her marriage to Sum 41 singer/main gnome Deryck Whibley. Us Weekly reports:
After three years of marriage, Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley have [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: “He’s So F–ing Rude”
Kate Moss goes apeshit and throws a hissy fit at the GQ Awards. Because there’s nothing more sassy and sexy than an aging supermodel mom screaming and flinging nicotine-stained yellow spittle while stumbling around. Rawr! (Anything Hollywood)
Ellen Pompeo is busy cooking a baby in her womb. Meanwhile, Ellen Pompeo’s husband is busy porking a waitress. [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, booze, Ellen Pompeo, Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin, Kate Moss, Kim Cattrall, Matt Damon, Megan Fox, models, movies, Rose McGowan
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