Tag Archives: celebrity BFF
Vanessa Minnillo: Lindsay Lohan's Secret Knife-Play Buddy
Yesterday when you saw those pictures of Lindsay Lohan playing with a knife and her anonymous friend trying to free Lindsay's jug from its spandexy prison, you thought, "Gee, Lindsay's friend sure is helpful. I wish she would've pulled a little harder though." Well, turns out Lindsay's friend is Vanessa Minnillo. And welcome to the [...]
Lindsay Lohan Leans Lesbo
Yes! It has finally happened! Lindsay Lohan has run out of men and is now starting fresh with women. The only question left is how long will it take her to run through the planet's female population? Fourteen months? Two years? Either way, we're eagerly awaiting the next phase in Lindsay's romantic exploration, in which [...]
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She Was Researching a Role as World's Shittiest Friend, Obviously
Lindsay Lohan is a really great friend. She'll love you and protect you and get you into Hyde. And when you do something to piss her off–like say hi to a girl who once looked at a boy she kinda sorta liked five years ago, even though that girl is your sister–she will steal all [...]
Victoria Beckham to Bring Fancy English Book Learnin' to U.S.
We've heard a lot of whacked out, too-crazy-to-be-true tales in our life (many involving Paris Hilton taking it up the ass from a donkey, but we don't let our grandpa tell us stories anymore), but none have been as unbelievable as this: Victoria Beckham wants to start a book club. Hahahahahahaha. The next thing you [...]
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Also tagged books, Jennifer Lopez, Katie Holmes, Victoria Beckham
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Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel Unite!
Despite being former hump-muppets of master hottie-diddler Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johansson have put their differences aside to become BFFs, enjoying an afternoon of lunch and shopping on Monday. It's a good thing they did so in Paris, as the French are not an easily impressed people. Were JoBielsson to stroll down the [...]
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Posh Buys Shoes, Not Religion
Spend $50,000 on a pair of diamond-dust encrusted panty hose that claim to make your legs so skinny you'll look like a pair of children's safety scissors? Victoria Beckham says, "Of course!" But hand over wads of cash to a religion that promotes the love and acceptance of her alien brethren? F that.
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Also tagged David Beckham, Scientology, Tom Cruise, Victoria Beckham
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Paris and Britney: Fighting the Worst Fight in Human History
Apparently Paris Hilton and Britney Spears ended the shortest friendship in celebrity BFF history not over a disagreement in the best way to treat a herpes outbreak but over Greasy Bear Brandon Davis. Couldn't they find something more worthwhile to fight over? Like one of Jayden's used Pampers?
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Paris Hilton Corners Her Next Victim
Elisha: What am I doing here in a car with Paris Hilton? The last thing I remember I was on the set of 24, I think I was with some kid and running from a crazy wife-beating maniac. It was 2002. And then today I wake up and the Hello Kitty calendar above my vanity [...]