Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan are in talks to star in a sitcom together.

US TV network HBO are reportedly keen to sign up the blonde trio – who used to be close friends and were regularly seen partying together in 2006 – to appear as flatmates struggling to make it big in Hollywood, in what has been described as a cross between 'Friends' and 'Ugly Betty'.

A source revealed to Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "The chemistry between them will be electric.

"They were very close and have had their ups and downs in the Los Angeles party world but they have overcome those problems now. They can draw from their experiences for the sitcom."

Show chiefs are said to have approached 'Extras' star Ricky Gervais and 'Desperate Housewives' creator Mark Cherry to pen the script, which will see the trio playing characters inspired by themselves.

The source added: "Paris will play a fashion designer who will try anything to get her outfits noticed.

"Britney's character is an aspiring singer, but her unusual song lyrics stop her from hitting the big time.
"Lindsay will be a little like Joey from 'Friends' – obsessed with men and food."

Jeez, source, as long as you're making up completely unbelievable stories that have about 0.000007% chance of ever coming true, why don't you throw in some really steamy details? Why not have Paris, Lindsay, and Britney pitching the script to an HBO executive who looks eerily like young Jenna Jameson after the trio spent night after night locked in a room sweating over script ideas? And as long as you've got them in that room, why don't you make sure that the central heat is broken so that the room stays a balmy 92 degrees for the girls' entire meeting? That way it's just a hop and a skip to full-on nude lesbian sex between Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan. That's really what the viewers of HBO want anyway.


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So when people hear youíre best friends with Jenna Jameson, they thinkó
Aubrey OíDay: óIím going to do sex tapes and porn. Jenna and I never even talk about porn. I think one time Jenna and I had a conversation about having sex on your period.

You seem to like to talk about sex.
Aubrey OíDay: I love porn.

You love watching it?
Aubrey OíDay: Totally. I watch YouPorn.

Do you have a favorite star?
Aubrey OíDay: Jenna Jameson, obviously.

Is it weird watching your BFF?
Aubrey OíDay: I watched her before she was my BFF, I donít watch her anymore. I was actually masturbating one night to, like, Anal Sex Compilation #3 or whatever, and she was in it and I was like, ìOh no!î I had to turn it off. It was horrible. [Ed.óJenna famously only lets men in the front door, so weíre guessing Aubreyís a little confused about the title. Up and Cummers #11, maybe?]

Guys are always curious about girls and porn.
Aubrey OíDay: I usually watch black guys doing white girls, thatís my little fetish, even though in real life race isnít a factor for me. Really, Iím more turned on by watching the girls than the guys. I love someone who looks like theyíre really into sex.

All this porn talk raises the question: Would you ever be in one?
Aubrey OíDay: I wouldnít. Iíd like to keep my sex life personal. Iíve had sex on camera with my boyfriend for fun, though.

Damn, you know those things can leak, right?
Aubrey OíDay: Iíve made all of them delete it right after we watched it.

Thatís what you think.
Aubrey OíDay: No, Iíve watched them delete it. But let me tell you the key to that. If you do a live feed through the TV, you can watch it on the TV while youíre doing it and it never records.

So there you have it, straight from the mouth of that one chick from that band that Diddy made. Live feeds. It's like making a sex tape, but without all of the Paris Hilton-style fame and Vivid Video payoffs.

"When we hang out we visit antique stores, play Frisbee and go to KFC – he thinks if you peel the skin off the chicken, it makes it organic. He cracks me up."

Ah, so now we can finally explain MJ's chalk white flesh. Trying hard to give up playing with 12 year olds, someone told him, "if you peel the skin off a chicken hawk, it makes it orgasmic." Zing?

NOW that Angelina Jolie has the blessing of original Catwoman Julie Newmar to play the foxy feline in the next "Batman" movie, she's been talking it over with porn star Tera Patrick . "They are friends and keep in touch via e-mail," said a source. "She and Angie have a girl-talk thing going. After seeing reports that she'll land the lead role, Jolie asked Patrick what she thought. Tera had such insights into the role that Jolie cracked, 'You should do it!' " Jolie's rep did not return calls.

This is about two tiny steps away from a letter to Penthouse Forum, or whatever the famous-lesbian equivalent may be. What's next? Will Page Six be running stories about Angelina seeking advice on onscreen butt sex from Jenna Jameson?


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Also in attendance were Camilla Belle and Maria Sharapova, who talked tennis and clothes. ìThis is my first couture show,î enthused Sharapova, while Belle raved about recently attending the Wimbledon tennis tournament in London.

We can only imagine that their furious girl-girl coupling looks a bit like Maria's Canon commercial, with Maria wielding a camera and snapping away as Camilla nakedly croons, "Ohhh, not again, Maria Sharapova!" And then Maria will groom Camilla with a furminator and give her some heartworm medication. Rooowwwr! BeHAVE!

ìThere were less than 40 people there,î one audition insider tells OK!. But despite the poor turnout, each of the hopefuls seemed ready to show their unique desire to grab the attention of the casting directors. ìThere were girls wearing matching pastel prom dresses with Swarovski crystal pendants and updos, ghetto-fabulous girls and two goth-inspired girls with bleach blonde hair, pale makeup, eyelash extensions and leather clothing.î

Additionally, OK! has to question the motives of these attention-seekers, as at least one contender was overheard remarking that she, ìtotally couldnít live in the house with Paris,î because ìshe would be so annoying!î But for those camera-hungry wannabes fortunate enough to merit a call-back, they were approached by a casting director who handed them the showís version of a golden ticket ó a card that read, ìYou are cordially invited to join us at our audition to become Paris Hiltonís new BFF.î

We're actually kind of shocked that there are 40 people in the entire country, let alone New York, who would be willing to spend weeks fighting for Paris's attention. They probably won't even have memorable reality-show-style made-up personalities; Paris will probably just opt to call everyone Parisita or "her over there." But that's sort of fitting, as Page Six claims that the applicants pretty much all looked the same anyway:

Paris Hilton's new reality show should be called "I Want To Be Paris Hilton". Heirhead wannabes lined up Tuesday at Nikki Beach in New York for Hilton's new MTV reality series, "Paris Hilton's My New BFF" and it wasn't pretty. "It looked like Barbie threw up in there," said our spy. "All the girls looked like versions of Donatella Versace. They all had bleached blond hair, too-dark tans and were wearing tight, shiny dresses. All the guys that were there were gay. The whole thing was so bizarre." Casting directors had sent out a notice saying they were looking for "hot bitches and fierce guys" for the show.

Who did you expect to show up for the audition? Natalie Portman and a bunch of girls wearing ankle-length skirts and reading Gravity's Rainbow while waiting in line?


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Do you long to strut into the world's most elite hotspots without a care in the world except how fabulous you are? Ever wish the velvet ropes didn't exclude you from the social circles of the A-List? How about the fantasy of jet setting around the world with the ultimate BFF, whose fierce style, charisma and star power is only matched by your own.

Now that's hot! MTV is giving the opportunity of a lifetime to one girl or ìfabulousî guy who has what it takes to become Paris Hilton's new BFF. Finally, you have the chance to show the world that you have what it takes to achieve social stardom; allowing you unprecedented access to young Hollywood as never before. Loves It!

Doron Ofir Casting is seeking ìHot Bitchesî and ìFabulously Fierce Guysî who are at least the age of 21 and appear under 30.

Are you sick and tired of envying the social icons? Will you be the next pop-arazzi obsession and quintessential star of the red carpet? Prove it bitches!

What must the requirements be for being Paris Hilton's best friend? You're pretty, but not too pretty, thin, but not too thin, really good at holding Paris's discarded dog when cameras aren't around, and able to vouch for Paris's innumerable good deeds. "Like, we totally went to Africa last week. They really needed us there. We gave them autographed pictures and samples of Paris's new perfume and they were so grateful. We probably cured malaria or something. There aren't any pictures, though, because we wanted the focus to be on the children." Also, we can't wait to see 32-year-old Tara Reid audition for Paris's BFF. "I do too look under 30, bitches. My plastic surgeon told me just yesterday that I don't look a day over 26! . . . Do you guys have any of the Paris Hilton canned champagne around here?"


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Itís arctic between Katie Holmes and her fashion mentor, Victoria ìPosh Spiceî Beckham, and a source tells Star that itís all because of a tattoo! Thrilled with her latest tat [on the inside of her wrist] of the Latin phrase ìDe Integroî – it means ìafreshî – Posh urged BFF Katie to get inked herself. Posh, who got this fifth one to mark her new start in the U.S., ìwas pretty shocked and upsetî when the Mad Money actress called such body art trashy, says the source.

We know that Katie Holmes is really just Vicky the Robot all grown up, dolled up in Chanel and Armani, and programmed to say nothing but "Tom Cruise," "Suri," "beautiful," and a handful of synonyms for wonderful, so naturally she's all prim class. But it's 2008, girl. Even our grandma has a tat. We think it says "Born to ride me," but the wrinkles make it a little difficult to read. If you're going to slag on Posh for being trashy, at least make it about her half-coconut-shell tits.

Eva Longoria has taken Victoria Beckham on a tour of Los Angeles' sex shops.

The 'Desperate Housewives' actress – who is married to basketball star Tony Parker – has been bonding with the Spice Girl over their shared passion for bedroom experimentation and has taken Victoria out to buy sex toys.

A friend of the Latina actress said: "Eva has pointed Victoria in the right direction in Hollywood – the best beauticians, the best places to go for a wax, where she can pick up sexy lingerie and where to buy sex toys. I think David will be pleasantly surprised."

It seems Victoria – who moved Stateside with her family when her husband David signed a contract with the Los Angeles Galaxy soccer team – has already been stocking up on goodies for David.

The 33-year-old singer was recently spotted buying various massage products and a vibrating doll from Los Angeles sex boutique Pleasure Chest.

Yeah, we're pretty sure Eva just took Posh into her special sex-toy closet, where each dildo is arranged by color and size and kept in its own cashmere bag. We hear it's nearly as big as Dodger Stadium.