Tag Archives: celebrity bathroom habits
Hey, Look! It's Prince Willy's Willy!
We've seen a lot of naked celebrity body parts over the years. Nipples here, ass cracks there, and during the whole low-rise-jean phase there were a lot of stray pubes sticking out of waistbands. We thought that the wide open beavers of Britney, Lindsay, and Paris had made us forever immune to being shocked or [...]
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Also tagged Billy Crudup, celebrity nudity, Jesse Camp, Prince William
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Brad Pitt Says: "Bring on the Poop"
Unfortunately-mustachioed heartthrob Brad Pitt has a confession: He is totally OK with your bodily functions. Piss and shit in front of him. It's fine. Go ahead, do it. He won't mind. He'll probably just reach for a wet nap. Or at least ring for a nanny or a housekeeper to clean it up while he [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Britney? Is it You?
ï Promo pic for the new Britney Spears album is more airbrushed than a T-shirt at the county fair. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Is Lindsay Lohan on the sauce again? Does the pope shit in the woods? (Celebitchy)
ï Check it out: pictures of Harry Potter's hairy peter. (Cityrag)
ï Hugh Hefner is like a father [...]
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Also tagged Adrienne Bailon, booze, Britney Spears, Camilla Belle, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis, Daniel Radcliffe, Hugh Hefner, Hugh Jackman, Jonas Brothers, Kendra Wilkinson, Kristen Bell, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, music, Scarlett Johansson
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Nobody Pees in Shannen Doherty's Private Commode. NOBODY.
Shannen Doherty may let you stick your ding-a-ling in her hoo-ha, but don't even think of using it to excrete urine into her private toilet. That is where she draws the line, you disgusting cretin. Reports IMDb:
Shannen Doherty has one major romance rule for all potential suitors – don't use her bathroom.
The self-confessed germaphobe insists [...]
Shia LaBeouf Bucks Tradition; Shits Where He (H)eats
We're no Freuds over here, but we're pretty sure the vast majority of celebrities have never gotten out of the anal stage. Why else did we have to create a blog category titled "celebrity bathroom habits"? Why else would Madonna constantly be concerned with the sterility of her toilet seats? So it comes as no [...]
Victoria Beckahm Is Literally Covered in Shit
Rich people have it so much better than the rest of us. They get to wear designer clothes, drive fancy cars, live in luxurious homes. And while we have to depend on Noxema and Clearasil, they get to include exotic ingredients in their skin-care regimen. Exotic ingredients like bird shit. There's nothing like the clean [...]
Katie Price's Boobs Ruined Her Bowels
Sex symbols! They'll do anything to titillate in the press. They talk about their vibrators, their lingerie collection, their lesbian affairs with Russian strippers, their vaginas being like exalted tombs, and that one time they go so super constipated after having their third boob job that they couldn't crap for a week and when they [...]
Madonna Is the Queen of Pop and the Clean of Poop
Remember when Madonna used to require all venues in which she performed to provide factory-sealed toilet seats for her stool-dropping pleasure? Well, it seems like Madonna has gone green, as is the trend, and perhaps realizing the wastefulness of such a habit, has seen the error of her ways. And is now allowing her hallowed [...]
Hell To the No: Bobby Brown's Son Says LiLo Was His Tenderoni
Since Lindsay Lohan moved on to sucking clam in the DJ booth, we haven't heard many of those "I banged LiLo in a toilet stall" stories that we feel like we've heard a million times before. Penthouse Forum The Sun relays this very believable story:
THEREíS not a week that goes past without a new LINDSAY [...]
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The Smell of 2000 Flushes = Hollywood's Aphrodisiac
A wise man named Michelle Rodriguez once said that a person's sex life is nobody else's business and that's why there are bathroom doors. Apparently, terminally perky Kate Hudson and her mono-nutted lover Lance Armstrong agree, as they fooled around in a stall at Cannes. Showbiz Spy says:
A witness spoke to Hudson in the bathroom [...]