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Baby Crap Really Does It for Sarah Jessica Parker
It’s normal to derive joy from certain smells. The perfume your high-school girlfriend wore. Freshly Pine Sol-ed floors. Cinnabon. But wet, runny, steamy piles of infant feces? That’s just nasty. Sarah Jessica Parker, however, equates that to a softly burning vanilla-eucalyptus soy candle. She told Elle (via PopEater):
I love the smell of diapers; I even [...]
Man Enters Bathroom, Almost Sees Courtney Love’s Hole
There are many children’s stories and campfire tales about the frightening things you can find when you open doors that lead to unknown destinations. Full-grown tigers ready for a nice meal. Eight-foot-tall monsters covered in spiky, bristly hair. But the scariest of all may be Courtney Love. An unsuspecting man accidentally walked in on her [...]
Pink Attacked by Frog While Peeing
How many times have you been out on a bike ride and all the sudden had to take a piss? Naturally you hopped off the bike, found a nice bush, and took a shaded squat. And how many times, while you've been squirting it out behind that bush watching for passing cyclists, has an angry [...]
Brad Pitt Gets Peed onóDrip Drip Drip
We know you like to think of movie stars as glamorous people who bathe in Evian and wipe their asses with rose petals, but the truth is they're just like us. Sometimes they get wedgies. And maybe they look around for paparazzi first, but they pick 'em out, just like you. Also, sometimes they get [...]
Britney Spears Redecorates the Couture
Remember that scene in Carrie where Sissy Spacek gets her menses and all the girls in the locker room pelt her with feminine sanitary products and chant "plug it up, plug it up!"? Well, honestly, someone needs to do that to Britney Spears. First, she appeared in public doing the upskirt thing plus blood minus [...]
"Hey, Freckles, That's Not a Toilet"
Fair and freckled Lost babe Evangeline Lilly has a new movie called The Hurt Locker to promote. A lot of actresses will spark interest in a project by appearing on talk shows or posing in their drawers for Maxim or even busting out with a bit of a nip slip, but not our Evangeline. She [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Cannes You Dig It
Brad’s all, “C’mon, Angelina, we have to get to Cannes” and she’s all, “Hold up, Brad, I gotta show the paps a little more of where Shilohs come from.” (Yeeeah!)
Maria Bello. Topless. Tied to a bed. Believe it. (Nudography)
And speaking of Maria Bello, did you know that she was from the greater [...]
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Britney Spears is having a problem with her peebug, y’all! It keeps expelling everything it touches. Millions of Federline babies, the crotches of tour costumes and now, it’s even rejecting tampons like a Coke machine rejects crumpled up bills. On last night’s stop of the Circus tour, Brit’s Tampax string worked its way out of [...]
Matthew McConaughey Finds the Real Fool's Gold
Kids peeing on their parents is damn funny. Exhibit A: Michael Douglas explaining how the phrase "pee-pee on Daddy's back" came into his life. But usually said urination is funnier to observers of the act than it is to the baby. Unless you're talking about Matthew McConaughey and his son Levi. When a reader of [...]