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Howard K Stern: He Methadone Her Wrong
It was us, okay? God, we're sorry. We invoked the beast! It's been years since we've heard a peep from Anna Nicole Smith's former lawyer/buddy/faux babydaddy/leech Howard K. Stern. Then, when this whole Rihanna and Chris Brown thing went down, we thought it was safe to bring our loving nickname for Stern, "A ASSHOLE", out [...]
Cracksta's Paradise
Let this be a lesson unto you: do not deny Weird Al or your life will turn to turds. Coolio, the only person in history to get pissed off at Weird Al parodying his song, was busted for crack this weekend. Reports TMZ:
TMZ has learned Coolio has just been arrested at LAX for possession of [...]
No Plea from Chris B
Wonder what happened at Chris Brown's (what a asshole!) court proceeding yesterday? Wonder no longer. He was not actually arraigned for punching Rihanna like she was pizza dough. TMZ has the lowdown:
Chris Brown and his attorney Mark Geragos did not enter a plea to the two felony charges. In a proceeding that took roughly 4 [...]
The Only Rihanna Pics We DON'T Want to See
Like Natalie Imbruglia, we're torn. On one hand, the person who leaked the official police photographs of Rihanna's injuries from when Chris Brown popped the snot out of her is a scumbag, messing with the investigation, and we're sure Rihanna probably doesn't feel so hot about having the world see her injuries. On the other [...]
Chris Brown Had a Booty Call, and We Don't Mean Vivica A. Fox
We've been racking our brains trying to figure out why fancy footer Chris Brown would get all punchy and bitey with that sweet-voiced Rihanna, and we thought we had it. While listening to one of his gf's CDs, the disc hit a snag, resulting in Chris hearing nothing but "ella, ella, ella, ella" until he [...]
She Don't Want That Shovey-Shovey, That Bite Bite
In this picture, twinkly-toed lady-beater Chris Brown looks like he's leaning in for a little nibble on Rihanna. And that might have been exactly what was going on, because in addition to punching Rihanna, bloodying her nose, and splitting her lip, he bit her. Like he was Ted Bundy. Or Mike Tyson. Or Edward Cullen [...]
You Can't Beat Rihanna
Chris Brown seems like such a nice boy. The kind of boy your grandmother would love. He's wealthy and dashing, he's got a megawatt smile, and he dances just like Fred Astaire! Oh, and he has something else in common with charming men from the 1940s–he likes to box the ears of his frail when [...]
Kelly Osbourne Re-Rehabs
The other day, Kelly Osbourne was arrested because she smacked some girl who implied Kelly's beau didn't know the meaning of the word "earthquake". That's pretty funny, but we didn't report it because it's Kelly Osbourne. Who cares. However, her tantrum may have been caused by something other than natural disaster ignorance. Something in liquid [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Is That Cher's Outfit From "If I Could Turn Back Time"?
ï Give to Rihanna your leather, take from her your lace. (Flisted)
ï Britney Spears vows cellulitecy. No, wait, celibacy. (EntertainmentWise)
ï Behold! It's Zuma Zoom Zoom Lunesta Rocknrolla Rossdale! (Yeeeah!)
ï Victoria Beckham will model lingerie for Emporio Armani. Because nothing says seduction like screw-on tits and visible vertebrae. (Holy Moly)
ï Britney [...]
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