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Cindy Crawford Is Totally Extorted
Those neckerchief-donning emo kids who burgled Lindsay Lohan and friends last month are old news. Balloon Boy’s dad pulling the mylar over everyone’s eyes? Pffft. So last week. The hot new Hollywood crime is extortion. First David Letterman, now Cindy Crawford. Popeater tells the compelling tale:
A German model was charged Thursday with trying to squeeze [...]
Raid on the Quaids!
Santa and his elf were just chilling out, enjoying a nice end of summer jaunt to California before the work season began, when the pigs busted them for trying to pay the hotel bill in candy canes and tinsel. TMZ has the scoop on The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns star Randy Quaid and his [...]
If Talent Fails, Try Nudity
Unknown Vampire Diaries Chick #1: “Nobody watched our show when it premiered last week. Well, a few people did, but they all hated it. I really don’t want to get fired. What should we do?”
Unknown Vampire Diaries Chick #2: “Maybe if we could convince Robert Pattinson to do an episode . . .”
Chick #1: “Nah. [...]
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Also tagged Candice Accola, celebrity nudity, Kayla Ewell, Nina Dobrev, Sara Canning, The Vampire Diaries
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Tila Tequila Gets Throat Throttled
There are lots of terrible things we’d like to do to Tila Tequila. Give her a noogie. Flick boogers upon her person. Ask her why the hell she bought boobs that big when she’s shorter than your average Gummi Bear. But trying to kill her via choking is out of line, which is why we [...]
Chump Stump Gets Jumped by Cops
A member of Fall Out Boy got arrested. And no, it’s wasn’t Pete Wentz for hoodie abuse. It was singer Patrick Stump. TMZ says that he was popped around midnight in Beverly Hills for driving without a license, posted $15,000 bail, and was released. We just look at this picture and this story and think: [...]
Rihanna Gets 5 Chris Brownless Years
Yesterday, Chris Brown was officially sentenced for knocking Rihanna’s block off. He’ll get 5 years probation, a year of domestic abuse classes and 1,400 hours of community service. We knew this, but what we didn’t know is the whole story of what happened that fateful day in that fateful car. TMZ has the full police [...]
Tonight, on a Very Special Three's Company
Come and knock on our door! We'll be waiting for booze! Joyce DeWitt, aka Janet from Three's Company, was busted for DUI over the weekend. Now let's switch theme songs for a moment and sing "give us any chance we'll take it, give us any booze we'll drank it" because guess who was pulled over [...]
Chris Brown Won't Go to Jail; Will Pull Kudzu off the I-68 Exit
Remember when Chris Brown beat the crud out of Rihanna? What a asshole! Well, yesterday he was sentenced. Paris Hilton drove without a license once and was in jail for two weeks. Chris Brown made his girlfriend's head blow up like a basketball and he gets to do some light gardening. TMZ says:
Chris Brown has [...]
Matthew McConaughey Thinks Jail Is All Good, Brah
There are a few stories of celebrity gossip past that will live in our hearts forever. The rumor that Billy Bob Thornton only ate orange foods. The supposed coupling of Nicole Richie and Jeff Goldblum. Matthew McConaughey getting arrested for smoking weed while playing the bongos naked. Our favorite mellow man is now talking about [...]
Lohan Angry! Lohan Smash! Lohan Tweet! Lohan Go to Jail!
We're sure this was an epic weekend for you. We're betting you upchucked at least twice, cried once, made some regrettable Twitter updates while intoxicated, and fought bitterly with your significant other. Funny, demi-lesbian Lindsay Lohan had the exact same weekend. The only difference between yours and hers is that she wasn't wearing some [...]
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Also tagged celebrity gay rumors, Jack Nicholson, Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson
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