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Madonna Wants to Diversify Her Brood
If there's one thing Madonna is good at, it's marketing herself. She knows to never allow the public to grow tired of you. That's why she changes her image every eighteen months. Variety. And apparently she takes the same approach when it comes to her family. She and Lourdes represent North America, Guy and Rocco [...]
Britney Spears Tired of Ignoring Biological Children, Wants New, More Chinese Babies to Neglect
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, and since it's been nigh on six days since we've typed the name "Britney Spears", let us take a look and see what Her Weavishness has been up to this holiday season. It's from News of the World, so it's most definitely horseshit, but it's entertaining horseshit nonetheless: she's [...]
Angelina's Mission of Burma
The moon and tide and women all wax and wane on monthly schedules, and so does CelebNewsWire. Only instead of ocean waves and period blood, we expel a monthly "Angelina and Brad are adopting again!" rumor. It's time again, so whip out your tampons and read on. A source told the Daily Mail that the [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: A Total Raging Disgusting Rich Lazy Party Slut
ï Britto's manager drops her mere hours after her lawyer does. She's getting dropped more often than Sean Preston. Ba-dum-bump. (Yeeeah!)
ï Jessica Simpson brings back the Daisy Dukes. Or maybe the Dazzy Duks. Whatever. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï This is what Kid Rock bitchslapped Tommy Lee over. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Mary-Louise Parker pulls a [...]
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Paris Not Planning Army of Blondes
Rejoice! Paris Hilton has refuted claims that she is planning on adopting a midget army of Children of the Damned style blondes to make a skanky master race. According to our gossip class president, Female First, Paris says:
"People have said I'm adopting four blonde babies. That's retarded! I'm not. Maybe I will at some point [...]
Hilton Plans Paris Army
There was a story floating around last week about Paris Hilton saying she wants to have a baby within the year. We ignored it because we figured once Paris saw Nicole Richie in her seventh or eighth month and realized that having babies means getting fat she'd abandon the idea and move on to trying [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "You Liars. You Bulimic Liars.î
ï Everyone in the world has an eating disorder except for Courtney Love. Or is that Janice from the Muppets, naked? (Celebitchy)
ï Jessica Alba plays blind. Blind and nipply. (Yeeeah!)
ï Jenna Jameson done got her face fucked screwy. (Egotastic)
ï Charlize Theron ponies up some major cleavage for the movie Hancock. And [...]
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Madonna Embarrassed by Naked Pictures; Hell Frozen, Pigs Flying, Etc.
We never thought we'd see the day when Madonna would be worried about strangers seeing her hoo-ha, but apparently she took that whole proper-British-manor-lady makeover a bit more seriously than we had suspected. Our personal Jean-Paul Gaultier, FemaleFirst, explains:
Madonna is battling to stop explicit photographs of her from being released.
The pop superstar – who has [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Momiston
ï Jennifer Aniston is going to adopt a baby! So prepare to listen to your middle-aged lady coworkers coo and gasp with delight and talk about what a wonderful mother that nice Aniston woman will make. And then her publicist will deny the reports and it will all be over. Ahhh. (IMDb)
ï Petra [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Porking a Model is the Best Revenge
ï Angelina and Brad are thinking about adding a Czech orphan to their multi-hued brood. NO. F U. MORE SHILOH. (Derek Hail)
ï Brooke Hogan performs in frayed denim chaps. We haven't seen such creative scissors-meet-fabric self-styling since Billy's Squier's "Rock Me Tonite" video! (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Nicole Richie pregnant. Yeah, rite. (Female First)
ï [...]
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