. . . we reveal Angelina Jolie’s plans to bring home a baby from Syria, even if Brad Pitt isn’t quite ready to be a dad to kid No. 7!

While Brad has said he wants a “soccer team” of kids, he’s now telling friends he’s not quite ready for another baby. However, his partner Angie is very ready and is preparing to bring home a little girl from Syria.

“He has made it clear that six children are more than he can handle,” the source says. “The idea of one more seemed ludicrous, but Angie is determined to complete her rainbow family.”

She’s like my granny with her Emmett Kelly figurines! She wouldn’t rest until the crying one carrying a bindle was hers.

The actress believes people are procreating at an alarming rate and must slow down their baby-making or adopt to “protect” the Earth.

She said: “For a very long time, I have had intentions to adopt. We have a huge population problem on Earth. We’re not going to protect the Earth the way we need to protect it if we don’t stop making so many babies.

“I have always wanted to have a child of my own and I will always want to go through the gift that women have been given to experience that, so I hope to be a mother at some point. I think I can allow myself one child – and from then on, I think I would have to adopt. It makes sense not to add to the population problem.”

Forget about your hybrid cars and your solar panels and your “if it’s yellow, let it mellow” rule. You really want to save the planet? Don’t birth little Madison and Jamison and Ellison naturally; go save them from poor people in other countries! It’s green and fashionable.

Katherine Heigl is adopting a baby this week, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

The baby is from Korea. Her full name is Nayleigh and her nickname will be Leigh, RadarOnline.com learned. The baby is approximately 10 months old.

“She is thrilled,” a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com. “She and Josh are so happy.”

This is the woman who said she didn’t deserve an Emmy nomination because the Grey’s Anatomy writers didn’t write anything good for her that year. We can just imagine a Mother’s Day in a few years where Katherine fails to rake in a “World’s Greatest Mom” coffee mug and explains, “I didn’t really deserve it anyway. My damn kid’s giving me nothing to work with here, she’s so self-sufficient. I should’ve picked another one who needed a little guidance and homework help.”

Two out of three judges considering the case have allegedly submitted reports recommending the adoption, while the third is said be "in complete unison with them".

A source told The Sun: "The paperwork is being typed up now".

"All recommendations are in favour of the adoption taking place. Mercy should start packing her bags. She's off to America."

We are so looking forward to the unveiling of Madonna and child in People or what have you. We're already trying to get numb to the headline "Have Mercy!" so we don't throw the magazine across the room in anger and cause dangerous paper cuts to co-workers.

After years of yearning for a baby, Jennifer Aniston is finally doing something about it: sheís taking her cue from arch-rival Angelina Jolie and adopting.

Star has learned that 40-year-old Jen has already started the paperwork with an agency in California and is planning to take home a baby boy. ìShe doesn't want to wait,î says a friend.

"Her best friends all have kids, and Jen sees how much motherhood changed their lives for the best,î says the source. ìShe's dying to have that!î

Jen has already started planning a $250,000 nursery at her home in Beverly Hills, and has even picked out her nanny. Unlike Angie, she wants a baby from the USA.

Jennifer is getting help from close friends including Sheryl Crow, who adopted a baby boy two years ago. ìSheryl is walking her through the process step by step,î says another insider.

Sorry, Star, still don't believe you. But it's nice to see a tabloid using a little creativity. When we see famous ladies with "Baby Bump?" written across their flat, rippled stomaches, we tend to get punchy. So kudos on finding a way to get around Jen's love of crunches.

POP queen MADONNA was "furious" today after a judge in Malawi sensationally denied her bid to adopt little MERCY.

Madonna was told she could not take the tot back with her to the US because the singer was not a permanent resident of Malawi.

Sources close to the star said she was "spitting blood" after the judge defied the Malawian government to deny the adoption.

But the judge launched a stinging attack on high profile celebrities flying in to poverty-stricken countries and adopting children:

"Put simply courts do make law by the process of precedence and Miss Madonna may not be the only international person interested in adopting the so-called poor children of Malawi. By removing the very safeguard that is supposed to protect our children the courts by their pronouncements could actively facilitate trafficking of children by some unscrupulous individuals who would take advantage of the weakness of the law of the land."

And from what it sounds like, Malawi officials are probably kicking themselves for letting David go to Madonna in the first place. While in the country, David visited his biological father and told him some very interesting bits of information. Take it away, Showbiz Spy.

While there, David was able to visit with his biological father Yohane Banda, but the tot didnít know who he was. David and Yohane spent about three hours together – it was the first time since 2006 – but the little boy didnít recognize his bio father. Yohane was stunned that David didnít know who he was or that he couldnít speak his native language.

Yohane said, ìHe asked me in English who I was and what I do. When I told him, ëI am your daddyí he looked surprised. We spent three hours togetherÖ he played with my nose and although he did not know who I was he asked me lots of questions.

ìDavid is quite chatty and intelligent. He asked whether I ride horses but I told him horses are for the rich. He asked me why I am poor. He said his mum likes riding horses and told me that one day he and his brother, Rocco, rode horses and fell. He said his mum spanked him because they are not supposed to ride on their own.î

David also told Yohane he misses his nanny, who quit (or fired by MadonnaÖ whichever rumor you believe). ìHe misses her a lot because she used to read him books. Nowadays he has different nannies and he doesnít like the situation.î

The three-year-old spoke of his relationship with Guy Ritchie. ìHe seems to like his daddy Mr. Ritchie so much,î said Yohane. ìI was sad Madonna broke up with him. I would have loved it if they sorted out whatever problems they had instead of divorcing because divorce is bad for kids.î

Whoa, what a crazy hand life can deal. One minute, you're the only son of a widower eating nothing but rotten potatoes and dirt, and the next, you're in the Cotswolds playing toddler polo and eating cruditÈs with Athina Onassis and admonishing the help for not serving your Go-gurt on the good china.

A Malawi welfare department representative says Madonna has already filed adoption papers in the country and that her adoption case could go before the courts as early as Monday.

Madonna's rep, Liz Rosenberg, had no comment on the reports, though the 50-year-old singer is due to arrive with David in Malawi within the next few days.

"We expect her over the weekend or earlier than thatÖbut without a doubt she is coming before the end of this month," an official from the nation's Ministry of Gender and Child Development told Reuters.

David's headline-grabbing birth father, Yohane Banda, also confirmed to the news agency that he was informed his son would be arriving shortly.

"Someone from Raising Malawi visited me last week and told me that my son may be visiting me sometime next week," he said. "I am delighted, I want to see my son."

As for Madonna, who already has three children, rumors have been swirling for some time that she was looking to adopt again, possibly a second daughter.

Earlier this month, the superstar spoke out to Malawi's local Nation newspaper and did nothing to stop the rumors.

"Many peopleóespecially our Malawian friendsósay that David should have a Malawian brother or sister," she was quoted as telling the paper. "It's something I have been considering, but would only do if I had the support of the Malawian people and government."

We're kind of shocked that Madonna's considering adopting a girl. By the time this one hits puberty, Madge will be well on her way to AARP discounts on the Denny's early-bird special, and since she's already shown jealousy of the female offspring that passed through her Madge vadge, we see only trouble in this tot's future. Big trouble. Like, watch out kid, Mommy's trying to harvest your youthful organs and just might slice off your skin Buffalo Bill-style to replace her own leathery, withered hide.

DemiÖ and Ashton are believed to be going through a private adoption agency and hope to be parents by the summer. Itís a well-deserved triumph for the couple who suffered through failed attempts at in vitro fertilizationÖ.

ìBoth Ashton and Demi finally came to terms with the reality that (childbirth) is just not going to happen for them,î an insider told The Enquirer. ìThey had always resisted adoption because they wanted a baby of their own, but now everything has changed. They feel this is the best thing that could happen because they are able to give a child a great, loving start in life.î

And speaking of great, loving starts, here’s a video rant from the daddy-to-be that was posted on YouTube, featuring Ashton crying into his foie gras and Cristal and bags of money because a neighbor is doing work on a house at the usual time work begins for normal humans. It’s going to be awesome when the future baby, hungry and confused and sitting in a full diaper, begins to cry, only to have his new father call him a dillweed for interrupting his beauty sleep.

ï A lady got kissed to deaf. Zing! What a clever play on words! (Celebitchy)

ï Tila Tequila is ready to adopt! A baby even! Not just a new weave or a maltipoo! (CelebWarship)

ï Khloe Kardashian shows her side teat-a and full seat-a for PETA. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï And Kid Rock is all "see my vest, see my vest, made of real gorilla chest." (Anything Hollywood)

ï Britney's backup dancers have to make tinkles in cups. (Pop on the Pop)

ï It's been a while since we've eyeballed Kelly Brook in her lacy undertrimmings. (Holy Taco)

ï J. Lo has a better set of twins than Max and Emme. (Derek Hail)

ï Jay Leno will be taking his chambray shirts and wind-tossed silver mane to the 10 PM slot. (Hollywire)

Madonna is set to adopt again, it has been confirmed.

The singer has renewed her bid to care for three-year-old Mercy James now that her marriage to Guy Ritchie is stronger and Malawian officials say she is "on the cusp" of completing the process.

Penstone Klembe, Malawi adoption minister, told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "Madonna's representatives have been visiting the girl. The adoption is now advanced and all the government is waiting for is Madonna to forward the petition of adoption formalities. Then Mercy will be able to leave the country for a new life."

Do all orphans dream of being adopted by an emotionally unavailable and extremely wealthy person with an absent mate? Because that sounds an awful lot like the plot of Annie, only with more cone bras and spanking and Sandra Bernhard. And instead of Punjab, lots of poon jabs. Ba dum bump.

Mama Madonna is naked (and how) at MrSkin.com.