Tag Archives: celebrity accidents
CNW Junk Drawer: Charlize, Pleez
ï I see London, I see Iraq. I see Charlize Theron's ass crack. (The Nip Slip)
ï Mary-Kate Olsen gets in an accident with an El Pollo Loco truck. Oh, sweet irony. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Guy Ritchie wastes no time–he's allegedly hooking up with actress Kelly Reilly, who has red hair and almost certainly [...]
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Also tagged Alyson Hannigan, Amanda Carraway, booze, Britney Spears, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, celebs posing for Playboy, Charlize Theron, Guy Ritchie, Kelly Reilly, Kerry Katona, Kim Kardashian, Mary-Kate Olsen
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Mickey Rourke: What a Cut-Up
Charlize Theron got ugly for Monster and got an Oscar. Nicole Kidman wore a fake nose for The Hours and got an Oscar. Jared Leto got real fat for Chapter 27 and got gout. Mickey Rourke is now following suit with some extreme acting in order to land him an award (or possibly a buildup [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Minnillo Licks the Vanillo
ï Vanessa Minnillo fellates a PInkberry spoon. (F-listed)
ï Can't lose that last stubborn five pounds? Get gastric band surgery! Courtney Love did. (Yeeeah!)
ï Pics from Britney Spears's new video for "Womanizer". Lots o' wigs, and not a batty pink one amongst them. (Pop on the Pop)
ï Madonna bans Sarah Palin from [...]
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Also tagged Anna Faris, celebrity catfights, celebs in rehab, Courtney Love, David Duchovny, Kristen Bell, Madonna, Miley Cyrus, movies, music videos, Nick Nolte, Pete Doherty, plastic surgery rumors, politicians, Tom Cruise, Vanessa Minnillo
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Did Shia Slip Grenier's Girl La Beef?
Like the prince desperately searching to find the maiden who fits the glass slipper, people have been scouring Los Angeles to figure out who the female passenger in Shia the Beef's Flaming Beertastic F-150 of Death was. Nothing was known of the lady other than the fact that she yelled "FUCK!" after the truck went [...]
Shia LaBeouf Spreads Beefy Goodness All Over La Brea
Shia "The Beef" LaBeouf decided to step up his normal routine of getting arrested for loitering and getting arrested for public smoking. And he did so by getting arrested after getting sloshed and rolling his truck at 3 A.M. today in Hollywood. He apparently made a left turn in front of another car, causing a [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "If I Was Cyclops and You Were Jean Grey"
ï Singer/asshole Ryan Adams goes to comic shop expressly for the purpose of fondling Mandy Moore. Nerds everywhere cut selves. (The Blemish)
ï Tara Reid works a bikini, haters be damned. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï It's entirely possible that Tony Romo will never fumble with Jessica Simpson's footballs again. (Yeeeah!)
ï Celebrity Muppets. (Cityrag)
ï [...]
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Also tagged Amy Smart, Ashlee Simpson, Billy Zane, Britney Spears, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis, Jessica Simpson, Kelly Brook, Lily Allen, Mandy Moore, nip slips, Ryan Adams, Shia LaBeouf, Tara Reid, television, Tony Romo, Tricia Helfer
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Britney Spears Caught in (Vehicular) Pile-up
You would think that with all that time Britney Spears spends locked up in her bedroom with nothing to do but dress up her doggies, she wouldn't feel the need to multitask. But you'd be wrong. Girl still thinks that her Benz is the perfect place to put on Fabulash. It must have excellent lighting. [...]
Britney Spears Ran Over a Cop's Foot
Dumb fucking idiot.
Britney Spears: Foot Squisher
We have tried to sever our ties with Ms. Britney Jean Spears. She just takes and takes and takes until we are dry. Only Peter Cetera knows our pain; Britney truly is a hard habit to break. So she will continue to do stuff, and we will continue to talk about it.
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Also tagged Britney Spears, celebrity offspring, paparazzi, plastic surgery rumors
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