Tag Archives: celebrity accidents
Bai Ling’s Cheetah Half-Breed Has a Taste for Nipples
We’re in love with celebrity pets. There are the ones that are essentially living jewelry, like every animal Paris Hilton has ever come in contact with. Then there are the endearing mutts who take an otherwise boring celebrity and make us think that they can’t be half bad with a cute companion like that, like [...]
Brooke Shields Defies Death in Harrowing Prop Plane/SUV Tragedy
You want to know what comes between Brooke Shields and Hearst Castle? A plane crash. Apparently, she and Jim Belushi were being flown to an event at the landmark when, according to TMZ:
The Cessna prop plane landed safely … but here’s the problem — the pilot forgot to set the parking brake after the plane [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Hold on Tight, Spidermonkey, Here Comes Another Text
Robert Pattinson is as creepy as his fictional blood-lusting counterpart; sends Kristen Stewart 400 texts a month. (Celebitchy)
Ashley Olsen in her underwear. Hey, don’t look at us. You were the one with the Olsen Twins Countdown to Legality calendar on your computer for years, nerd. (Cityrag)
Getting down to the wire here! Mr Skin’s Top 100 [...]
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Also tagged Ashley Olsen, Ashton Kutcher, booze, celebs in bikinis, Cindy Crawford, Demi Moore, Jessica Simpson, John Hughes, Kristen Stewart, Milla Jovovich, movies, Robert Pattinson, Tiger Woods, Twilight, underwear
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Pink Attacked by Frog While Peeing
How many times have you been out on a bike ride and all the sudden had to take a piss? Naturally you hopped off the bike, found a nice bush, and took a shaded squat. And how many times, while you've been squirting it out behind that bush watching for passing cyclists, has an angry [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Two in the Pinkett, One in the Stinkett
Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith claim that they porked in the car on the way to the Oscars. Billy Bob/Angelina Jolie wannabes, all. (The Blemish)
Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson lesbian parody porno. 1 Night in Lilo? (Drunken Stepfather)
Crank THAT, Soulja Boy. Is that a Mr. Microphone in his drawers? Faker. (Yeeeah!)
The actual video of [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, Amy Winehouse, awards shows, Blake Fielder-Civil, celebrity breakups, Jada Pinkett Smith, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Jackson, movies, RenÈe Zellweger, Samantha Ronson, Soulja Boy, Will Smith
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"C.C., Pick Up That Guitar and OW, My Skull"
Before we get into this video clip, can someone please tell us why Bret Michaels and Poison were performing at the Tony Awards? Is there a Rock of Love musical we don't know about? (Actually, that's a fairly amazing idea. Complicated dance schemes involving throwing the devil's horns. A chorus line of skanks in bikinis. [...]
Fried Winehouse
What with her estrangement from stoat-like husband Blake Fielder-Civil and her exile on the isle of St. Lucia, soul-singin' hivehead Amy Winehouse has been doing a fairly nice job of keeping herself out of trouble the past few weeks. Only now the celeb has been snapped wandering around the beach with an open, weeping sore. [...]
Madonna Finally Off High Horse
Look out, Madonna! Pancake is about to whinny and toss his mane! You're going to go headfirst into a trough! Well, you know what they say. If you fall off the horse, you just dust yourself off and get back on. And then, if you're Madonna you fall off again. Haha. What a gimp. On [...]
Natasha Richardson in Critical Condition after Skiing Accident
We know that you probably think that we at CelebNewsWire are cold, uncaring, unfeeling jagoffs who just like to make fun of people. And, true, we do take great pleasure in ragging on Paris Hilton's wonky eye and ass goiter, and if we saw Denise Richards fall down a well, we'd probably laugh for about [...]
Kate Moss Viciously Attacked by Christmas Decorations
Kate Moss and boyfriend Jamie Hince have a wonderful explanation for why they're covered in cuts and bruises: it was all thanks to a "Christmas decoration accident." Thanks, guys. The next time we get caught up in a nasty domestic assault, when the cops show up we'll forgo the usual "I walked into a door" [...]