Tag Archives: celeb engagements/weddings
She’s the Boss . . . and the Wife
Let’s pretend for a moment it’s 1989. Daniel Radcliffe is born in West London, you’re wearing Fashion Bug jeans with zippers at the ankles, and you’re listening to “Soldier of Love” by Donny Osmond. It’s 20 years later, Radcliffe is a huge star, you’re wearing $100 acid-washed zipper-ankle jeans from Urban Outfitters, and you’re watching [...]
He Did It For the Nookie
Ladies, when you were little, did you imagine your wedding? A fluffy white princess dress, a 6-tiered cake with pink roses, a sparkling diamond on your finger? Yes? You probably also dreamed of your future husband. He would be strong, kind, intelligent, insightful. And prone to wearing red baseball caps and writing serious love songs [...]
Zooey Deschanel, Who Is Engaged, Doesn't Believe in Marriage
We don't expect Hollywood types to have any convictions whatsoever. Everywhere you look there are gay men pretending to be homophobes, vegetarians stuffing their maws with In-N-Out burgers, anti-Semitic Jews. So it doesn't so much surprise us that cute-as-a-sack-of-three-legged-kittens Zooey Deschanel doesn't believe in marriage even though she's planning a wedding of her own. She [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Botox Not Nice for Weisz
Jenna Fischer is engaged. And not to you. Suckerrrrr. (Fatback)
Rachel Weisz wants a Botox ban for actors. Easy for you to say, Miss Prettyface Pretty of Prettytown. What about the rest of us Buseys? (Amy Grindhouse)
Large-eared, fame-starved dermatologist Arnold Klein says he didn’t father Michael Jackson’s kids. Maybe. Probably not. Not to [...]
Posted in Uncategorized
Also tagged Britney Spears, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, Jenna Fischer, Kendra Wilkinson, Kristen Stewart, Lady Gaga, Lily Allen, magazines, Michael Jackson, Natalie Imbruglia, Prince Harry, Rachel Weisz, Robert Pattinson
4 Comments
CNW Junk Drawer: GIRL FIGHT IN DA CLUB!
Anna Kournikova gets involved in a girl-on-girl brawl. Your fantasies become reality. (Daily Stab)
Courtney Love vows to gain 15 pounds. Oh, it’s going to be a hard road. A tough challenge to face. It will take a lot of dedication. She’s going to have to eat food and . . . uh, yeah, that’s [...]
Posted in Uncategorized
Also tagged Anna Kournikova, Bradley Cooper, celebrity catfights, celebrity hookups, Courtney Love, Jonas Brothers, Lindsay Lohan, RenÈe Zellweger
Leave a comment
The Bride Wore Bunny Ears
It wasn't all sobbing hysteria, MJ tributes, and Lohan in a half shirt this weekend. No, friends, some beautiful things happened too. For example, former Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson married her beau, pro athlete Hank Baskett, at the Playboy Mansion. From the looks of these grainy, shoddy pictures, it was a lovely wedding. Really, [...]
Aa Beaautiful Maatrimony
You thought you'd never see the day, but possibly the world's worst hyphenation prospects are now a possiblity: Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard have married. Says IMDb:
The Dark Knight star Maggie Gyllenhaal has wed her actor boyfriend Peter Sarsgaard in a romantic ceremony in Italy.
The couple exchanged vows in a small chapel in Brindisi on [...]
Mr. and Mrs. Useless
We normally have a strict "no Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt stories" rule that we follow to the letter, but since today's a very slow news day, here you go. Heidi and Spencer got married this weekend. Legitimately , this time. And from the looks of this picture, the couple got started on the honeymoon [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Pamela Anderson-Lee-Rock-Salomon-Padgett
ï So they're saying Pamela Anderson is set to wed again. This time to scuba diver Jamie Padgett. Eighteenth time's a charm! (Yeeeah!)
ï Jamie Foxx wants Miley Cyrus to do heroin, smoke crack, make a sex tape, and get chlamydia from a bicycle seat. Uh, it was a tractor and my doctor said [...]
Posted in Uncategorized
Also tagged Angelina Jolie, celebrity deaths, celebrity nudity, Celebrity Sex Tapes, jail, Jamie Foxx, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, Pamela Anderson, Phil Spector, upskirt shots
Leave a comment
Brad Pitt Begs "Please, Please, Please Marry Me Already"
In today's bullshit Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie story, they're getting married! Yay! Except that if they got married every time a magazine said they would, they'd have more ceremonies under their belts than Larry King. Says OK! magazine (via Celebitchy):
Superstar parents Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are the worldís most glamorous couple ó but [...]