Tag Archives: celeb engagements/weddings
NicJoel Make It Official. We Think.
We’re pretty sure that Nicole Richie and Less-Annoying Madden (a.k.a. Joel) don’t actually qualify as famous people anymore. If either of them currently have anything going on, work wise, we’re completely unaware of it. Maybe they decided to pursue more normal lives and Nicole’s going to nursing school and Joel’s studying up to become an [...]
Joanie Loves Chi-Chis
Christina Hendricks plays red-headed Joanie on Mad Men, but you might know her by her given name, Goddess of Perfection Crafted from the Finest Silk and Gold By the Hand of God Himself and Sent from Heaven Above. Christina got married this past weekend, her flawless face flushed with excitement and her hubcap-sized breasts threatening [...]
Some People Got Married. And Some People Got Divorced.
The world demands equilibrium from its celebrities. A beloved starlet goes off to rehab? A younger, hotter, less-drugged-out (for now) starlet pops up in Us Weekly in her place. This law is why today we heard about two celebrity unions and two celebrity divorces. First up, Jaime Pressly did the sensible thing and married a [...]
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Also tagged celebrity breakups, Claire Danes, Emmy Rossum, Fred Durst, Hugh Dancy, Jaime Pressly
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Khloe Kardashian Gets Fake Married
Hey everybody, Khloe Kardashian is married! Everybody send her your well wishes on a long and prosperous partnership and everlasting lov . . . wait. What’s that? She’s not really married to some dude she just met? It was a sham ceremony? You’ve got to be shitting us. But this is the dream, man. Two [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Rubber Duckie, You’re the One
A preview of Keeley Hazell’s 2010 “Erotic” Calendar. It’s especially erotic if you like vintage vacuum cleaners and oversized novelty bath duckies. (Yeeeah!)
Karina Smirnoff would rather dance naked then wear fur. Well, good, then. Why don’t you just do that? (The Blemish)
Lindsay Lohan hand job! Oh, wait. It says Lindsay Lohan lands a job. Eh, [...]
Kardashian Acts Like Kardashian; Media Shocked
Kardashians! They’re everywhere! They’re on TV. On the gossip pages. In Playboy. Hiding in the bottom of our cereal box and in our closets. Popping up in hellish nightmares, cackling amongst the flames of the river Styx. And none of us will escape any time soon, because Khloe Kardashian is marrying Los Angeles Laker Lamar [...]
Christina Milian Is Now Christina The Dream
Christina Milian married The Dream last week in a secret ceremony in Las Vegas. This story is everywhere so we thought we should write about it but the truth is we don’t know who Christina Milian or The Dream are. But we should all be so lucky as to find a mate with such a [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Minka Jeter. Minka Jeter. Minka Jeter.
Derek Jeter makes 500 trillion dollars a year and now he’s going to marry Minka Kelly. And you guys don’t want Socialism? (Yeeeah!)
Jennifer Aniston nips out for Elle. Fashionably sharp, old girl. (CityRag)
Even Anderson Cooper can’t hide the vitriol when it comes to indulging Heidi Montag’s poppycockery. (Gone Hollywood)
Gerard Butler slapped a dog. And he [...]
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Also tagged Anderson Cooper, Avril Lavigne, boobs, booze, Britney Spears, celebrity breakups, Derek Jeter, Gerard Butler, Heidi Montag, Jennifer Aniston, Kirsten Dunst, Megan Fox, Minka Kelly, Miranda Kerr, Robert Pattinson
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The Fifth Element Is . . . Marriage
Third time’s a charm for doorknob-nippled Milla Jovovich. The supermodel/actress was previously married to some dude when she was 16, then Luc Besson, and now she’s married Paul W.S. Anderson, her Resident Evil director. The wedding looks to be a low-key, earth mama, hippie type affair. US Magazine reports:
Milla Jovovich wed Paul Anderson at their [...]