1. Nicole Kidman
2. Jennifer Garner
3. Tom Cruise
4. Cameron Diaz
5. Jennifer Lopez
6. Jim Carrey
7. Nicolas Cage
8. Drew Barrymore
9. Will Ferrell
10. Cate Blanchett

Moist of these we understand; what a bunch of turkeys these hacks have turned out (besides the lovely, talented, irreplaceable, poured-from-porcelain Cate Blanchett, of course). But Cameron Diaz? She is worth every single shiny penny. Did you see What Happens in Vegas? That film was a touching tale of how to find love through humility that spoke to every single human being with a beating heart. And you just can't put a price on meaning like that.

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Christina Aguilera has finally confirmed reports she is expecting a baby with husband Jordan Bratman. The singer has previously refused to comment on the status of her bulging belly, despite her father Fausto Aguilera and her pal Paris Hilton letting slip about the 26-year-old's happy news earlier this year. The couple has also been spotted shopping at baby boutiques in Los Angeles on numerous occasions in recent weeks. But Aguilera, 26, has now spoken out for the first time about her excitement at impending motherhood, revealing to U.S. magazine Glamour that she is expecting in the New Year. When asked about her New Year's resolutions for 2008, Aguilera says, "That'll be about the time I enter into mommyhood, so… I'm hoping to have started a beautiful family with my husband!" And music executive Bratman is delighted at the prospect of becoming a father. She adds, "Oh, he's thrilled! He's just great." The baby will be a first for both Aguilera and Bratman, who married in November 2005.

Yeah, thanks for finally fessing up, Xtina, but what we really need to know is how you conquered the hardships involved in being inseminated by a monkey. Were there scientists involved? Will this open a whole new world of cross-breeding possibilities? Will Paris Hilton soon get knocked up by her pet goat?

Also admitting to the fetus in the tummy is Cate Balnchett, also via IMDB:

Notes On A Scandal actress Cate Blanchett has put a stop to reports speculating about her expanding waistline – she's announced she is expecting her third child. The Aviator Oscar winner, 38, first sparked pregnancy rumors in October, when she stepped out to promote her latest film Elizabeth: The Golden Age in Rome, Italy, sporting a sexy new fuller figure. The star made the confession during a red-carpet appearance in Australia on Saturday, when she revealed she is four months pregnant – although she does not yet know the sex of the baby. She says, "It's early days yet. It's due in April." Blanchett already has two children with her husband, playwright Andrew Upton: six-year-old Dashiell and three-year-old Roman.

You already know of our love for Cate, so we cannot say anything negative about her. Instead we'll just say this: J.Lo, you just got faced by an elf. What you gonna do about it, preggo?

And in the celebrity births category, Milla Jovovich finally popped one out, and as far as we know it didn't weigh forty-seven pounds. According to Celebrity Baby Blog:

Actress Milla Jovovich, 31, and her fiancÈ, director Paul W.S. Anderson, 42, have welcomed their first child. Daughter Ever Gabo was born on Saturday morning at Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles, a day before Milla's due date of Sunday, weighing in at 7 lbs, 8 oz. According to a source, "Everything went really smooth."

Ah, we get it. As in "This kid isn't Ever going to forgive her parents for giving her a stupid name." Good one.

CATE Blanchett is shy about baring her butt on-screen. For the second time in her career, the Oscar winner is using a derriere double in her upcoming film, "Elizabeth: The Golden Age." She tells London's Daily Mail: "It's not my bottom. It's someone else's. . . . It looks very nice, but it doesn't belong to me. Only my husband sees my bum." She previously used a double for her rear end in "Little Fish." But Blanchett is less uptight about her chest. There was a "very brief shot of a left breast while making love" in "Elizabeth," according to mrskin.com.

Way to turn it around, there, Page Six. Here we are being upset with Cate Blanchett for her tushy tease and you start talking about our internet boyfriend Mr. Skin and we swoon. Maybe you're the clever one, Page Six.

Quite the opposite of Cate is Jennifer Jason Leigh, who, with eighteen nude movie appearances under her belt, is usually a sure thing for flesh on film. And her boobs show up for number nineteen, Margot at the Wedding. She stars opposite Nicole Kidman, who's also a nudity vet. Nic turns up for a masturbation scene in which her bush may possibly–if you lighten the film and freeze frame and use binoculars and 3-D glasses and X-ray vision and a protractor–be slightly visible. If you're a completist that work may well be worth it, but for the rest of us a repeat viewing of Billy Bathgate will suffice. Although we are quite curious to know if she dies her pubes the same hideous straw color as her hair.

It's about time for a '90s revival to replace the neon legwarmers and ironic Journey t-shirts so popular with the kids, so we'll start with a return to Mena Suvari nudes. She hasn't shown nip since American Beauty, so we're happy to see her return to her youthful ways in Stuck–and she added some A to her T. Now if only Thora Birch would follow Mena's career-resurrecting lead.

And now for the best movie title you will ever hear: Young People Fucking. So direct. So honest. So real. And get this: It actually shows young people fucking. OK, OK, pretending to fuck. And those young people include Wedding Crashers star Diora Baird, who offers up nipples; Popular star Carly Pope throwing in some boobs; Punch hardbody Sonja Bennett giving some boobs and butt; and newcomer Natalie Lisinska showing breasts. Fucking awesome!

Also screened in Toronto were Disengagement, starring Juliette Binoche's full-frontal nudity; two films featuring our old friends, Asia Argento's breasts, The Last Mistress and The Mother of Tears–The Last Mistress even throws in some ass and fur so we don't get bored; and Ang Lee's ode to hardcore sex, Lust, Caution, which has already received an NC-17 rating, thanks in part to Wei Tang's three B's. Ang Lee: Exploring the taboos of sex since Jake and Heath climbed that mountain.

In the sequel to Elizabeth, the actress reprises her Oscar-nominated role as the 16th century monarch, and at some point in the film she is completely nude — although not full-frontal — according to British journalists who got a sneak peek of footage from the film.

So the critics just got a tiny peek, and contained in said peek was naked flesh? Logically, that means that there could be more naked flesh in the rest of the movie. In fact, we're just gonna go out on a limb and say that Cate is naked throughout the entire film. And that they're going to change the name to The Golden Age of Cate Blanchett, Who Is Naked Throughout This Entire Film. And then she will win every Oscar including Best Costume and Best Original Score and Best Animated Short Film. And Best Supporting Actor.

Cate the Great is naked already at MrSkin.com.