Tag Archives: Carmen Electra
Carmen Electra-fies Your Eel with Her Bikini
You ingrates didn't seem to like last week's Debra Messing side bean, so here's our attempt to get back in your good graces with Carmen Electra stuffed into a bikini or two. If the pictures don't yank your chain, there's actual striptastic video footage at TMZ, in which the paparazzi sound like they're [...]
Carmen Electra's Txt Sx
Carmen Electra has written a book. It's called Wave-Particle Duality in Quantum Mechanics. Haw, no, it's called How to Be Sexy, a book in which Carmen teaches us all manner of lip-quivering, cooing, and smelling pretty. Oh, and texting. She writes:
"I am a texter, I love to text. There is nothing wrong with getting a [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Powderpants
ï Kate Bosworth takes off her bikini just long enough to slip a bit of nip. (Egotastic!)
ï John Voight finds his daughter "fascinating" and "attractive". And "stunning". If Papa Joe Simpson ever gets out of the daughter managing/ogling game, he might have a worthy replacement. (GlossLip)
ï Sienna Miller slips both nip and [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, Angelina Jolie, Busta Rhymes, celebrity arrests, celebrity nudity, drugs, Eddie Murphy, Eva Mendes, Jon Voight, Kate Bosworth, Kate Moss, magazines, Melanie Brown, Sienna Miller, underwear, upskirt shots, Vanessa Minnillo
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Kimbo Stewart FHM's Most Eligible Bachelorette. Must Look up Definition of "Eligible Bachelorette"
When you imagine which young, single, hot girl you would most like to share your dangly bits with, names like Jessica (either Alba or Biel will do) or Scarlett might come to mind. But in the FHM offices they want nothing more than to drive their collective Downtown Train into Kimbo Stewart. Hey, Joe Francis [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, Gisele Bundchen, Ivanka Trump, Kate Moss, Keeley Hazell, Keira Knightley, Kimberly Stewart, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Maria Sharapova, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton, Scarlett Johansson
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CNW Junk Drawer: "I Am In the Process of Putting on Weight, and That Should Be Enough"
ï Oprah was not invited to Tom and K-Hole's wedding, but she is trying to figure out what to send them as a gift. Duh! A couch.
ï Bigger news than Santa arriving at the lighting of the Macy's Christmas tree: Victoria's Secret supermodels getting on their boob-shaped spacecraft and arriving on Earth after [...]
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Also tagged blind items, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity hookups, celebrity offspring, eating disorder rumors, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Joan Jett, Katie Holmes, Kirsten Dunst, Madonna, models, Nicole Richie, Oprah Winfrey, Orlando Bloom, Paris Hilton, Ron Jeremy, Tom Cruise, upskirt shots
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CNW Junk Drawer: Pink Pee
ï As a half-Jew, Rob Schneider refuses to ever work with Mel Gibson. Braveheart 2 just got 54% less zany!
ï Ever seen pink pee before? No? Ever seen Pink pee before? Also no? Well, here ya go.
ï Carmen Electra and Shannon Elizabeth are pals. If C-list hangs with D-list, does that elevate [...]
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Also tagged Al Reynolds, booze, Britney Spears, celebrity bathroom habits, celebrity gay rumors, celebrity offspring, Cindy Crawford, David Geffen, Gwen Stefani, Mel Gibson, Melanie Griffith, Penelope Cruz, Pink, Rob Schneider
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CNW Junk Drawer: Apologies; Pregnancies
ï Christie Brinkley's husband says sorry. "Sorry! Sorry for having sexy sex with a teenager. Seriously, sorry about that. My b."
ï David Hasselhoff as Captain Hook in a London production of Peter Pan? Those are some pretty gay big shoes to fill. Only one man can replace The Hoff, and that's The Fonz. [...]
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Also tagged celebrity breakups, celebrity gay rumors, celebrity hookups, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, Christie Brinkley, David Hasselhoff, Fergie, Gillian Anderson, Jamie Foxx, Josh Duhamel, Lance Bass, Mo'Nique, Natalie Portman, paparazzi, Peter Cook
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