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Carmen Electra's Parisian Pair in Las Vegas

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:33:54 +0000

Congratulations to Carmen Electra, who found a job! The economy is in the toilet, and even celebrities are struggling to make a buck. Carmen is performing in a burlesque show (hi, 2003) called The Crazy Horse Paris, which is not in Paris, but in Las Vegas. But the naked boobs, bobbed wigs, and spangly silver beading tell another tale. A tale of a wide-eyed, curly-maned urchin lost in the city of sin, working her way up from eating Doggy Chow and giving lapdances at the Cheetah to wearing Ver-says and winning the starring role in Goddess! Nomi Malone, Cristal Connors, eat your hearts out.

The boobs are after the cut.

Kate Moss, Lydia Hearst, and Carmen Electra Get Naked for the Sake of Fashion. Or Boners. Maybe It's Boners.

Agent E. — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 17:59:36 +0000

Naked ladies here! Get your naked ladies here! Today's crop of celebrity gossip didn't bring with it much oomph in the way of titillating stories, but it did bring something even better: a hell of a lot of celebrity nudity. The great thing about the internet is that it's global. So when Carmen Electra shows up nude in some magazine in Mexico, you can see it. And you don't even need mail order and those pesky unmarked manila envelopes. Same goes for heiress Lydia Hearst and always nude supermodel Kate Moss. All three of those ladies are naked in magazines from other countries, and the wonder of the internet is bringing them right to your computer. Ah, technology. After the cut, see Kate Moss, Lydia Hearst, and Carmen Electra nude. You'll like. You know you will.

Find more pics of Carmen Electra nude in Mexican Maxim at Egotastic!

See Kate Moss nude in London's Love magazine at Nudography.

And get your fill of Lydia Hearst nude (and we mean NUDE, a lot) at Drunken Stepfather.

Ass of Spades

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:41:29 +0000

Why, yes, that is Carmen Electra deep in conversation with Lemmy from Motorhead. What do you think they're discussing? The fact that Lemmy's facial goobers are larger than Carmen's yabbos? The world may never know.

Carmen Electra's Sex Play Secrets Come out of the Closet

Agent E. — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:01:41 +0000

Some people like handcuffs. Some people like whipped cream. Some people like artfully bedazzled My Little Ponies. But Playboy cover model Carmen Electra's sexual aids are a bit more out of the norm. She won't say exactly what she does with them, but girl likes to keep a couple of wire hangers handy for when she's in a randy mood. Says IMDb:

Sexy Carmen Electra uses wire coat hangers to ramp up her sex life!

The actress/model refuses to go into details about how she uses her homemade sex aids, but admits she's found a hot new use for hangers.

She teases, "A little pleasure, a little pain. It's all about fun."

The current Playboy pin-up tells the magazine she's a big collector of sex toys and visits the world's top boutiques to stock up.

Electra, who is engaged to rocker Rob Patterson, adds, "I love going to different sex shops… and collecting the coolest handcuffs and naughtiest lingerie. That's exciting for me."

What could this mysterious sex play be? Hmmmm. Hmmmm. What ever could it be. Ooh, ooh, we know! Erotic abortions! That's gotta be it! Sexy!

Carmen Electra Might Be Multiplying

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:20:45 +0000

But you know who is pregnant? I mean, besides everybody? Carmen Electra. Or so says Hot or Not Gossip:

Carmen Electra is pregnant!! The 36-year-old actress recently got engagement to rocker, Rob Patterson, and now she is knocked-up!! The couple have been dating for about a year now.

A friend of Rob's confirmed the happy news to us late last night, "The couple is happy to bring a child into this world within a family setting. Rob knows Carmen will be a great mom and is excited. I'm happy to pass along this news!!"

Reps for both parties couldn't be reached for comment, but just look at Carmen – She looks prego!! Congrats!!

No twins? How pedestrian, Carmen. How behind the times. Like when your moms wore that Sisqo shirt last week. Burrrrn.

Naked Carmen! Dig in at MrSkin.com.

Carmen Electra Is Wiggly

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:48:26 +0000

We're a little confused as to what exactly Carmen Electra does for a living. She's not really a full-time actress. She's not a model. She's not a reality star, either. As far as we can gather, she just applies lip gloss and sits on a mound of money and bangs some dude from Korn. And does burlesque stuff, like last night. Reports Top News

The former Baywatch babe had men drooling when she performed at Les Femmes Cheries – a new event that strives to create original Hollywood glamour by mixing cabaret, heart-pumping rock, classic pin-up beauties and high fashion.

She also performed a red-hot act in the Plush Lounge at the Key Club Hollywood, California.

Electra is no stranger to burlesque. She was chief Pussycat Doll a decade ago debuting the kinky cabaret at Johnny Depp''s Viper Room in 1995.

Her trademark numbers included a hip-shimmying rendition of "Big Spender", Bjork's It's Oh So Quiet" and a sultry cigarette-smoking dance to Henry Mancini's Pink Panther theme tune.

After the show, Carmen got a flaming cherry tattoo and went swing dancing with her rollerderby team before catching a Squirrel Nut Zippers show and working on her Bettie Page fanzine.

Get electric for naked Carmen Electra at MrSkin.com.

CNW Junk Drawer: Rhys Is in Pieces

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:09:45 +0000

ï Sienna Miller finally cuts loose her improbably-named, leonine lover Rhys Ifans. (CeleBuzz)

ï Angry whelp Miley Cyrus wrecks equipment on the set of her new video. "Grrrr! I'm so mad! Like a bear! Grrr! Like a fluffy bear! With a bow around its neck! Grrr . . . awwww." (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Kim Kardashian and Vanessa Minnillo dressed as cheerleaders, Carmen Electra in jazzercise gear. You're welcome, pre-verts. (The Hollywood Gossip)

ï The fetus is out there. And by "there" we mean in Gillian Anderson's womb. (F-Listed)

ï Oh yeah, Charlie Sheen married Brooke Whatsherguts last weekend. We didn't report on it because it didn't involve insulting Denise Richards. (Allie Is Wired)

ï Lily Allen's hair is pink, her face is green, and her liver is pickled yellow. Fun drunk shots! Luv u Lily. (Derek Hail)

ï Astley Tisdale: prepare for mass RickRollage. (The Blemish)

ï Vanity Fair is in deep shit for implying that Gina Gershon let Bill Clinton's presidential peen into her Oval Office. Crystal Connors, NO! (Defamer)

ï Eva Longoria is sporting what appears to be an inflated pregnancy rack, highlighted by the most burnt sienna of tan-spackle. (D-listed)

Sex Kitten with a Sex Kit

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:59:13 +0000

Carmen Electra must be a fan of the Babysitters' Club books, because she has adopted their idea of carrying around a kit conducive to success. But while Kristy, Stacey, Mary Ann, Claudia and the gang had Kid Kits full of toys and coloring books, Carmen Electra totes a sex kit full of erotic accouterments. She gives the following tips to readers in the new issue of Cosmopolitan:

"Keep a sexiness kit in the car or in a drawer at work with the essentials in it – perfume, lip gloss and a pair of heels because they'll help you better showcase your legs. Knowing you look hot also boosts your all-around confidence."

Hmmm. So we kinda understand the mechanics of Carmen's sex kit. You lube up the heel of the shoe with the lip gloss before inserting it into the orifice of your choice, right? So where does that leave the perfume? Some sort of new age aromatherapy contraception? Diabolical.

Dig into some naked Carmen at MrSkin.com.

Carmen Electra Proves She Has a Type, Gets Engaged

Agent E. — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:55:52 +0000

Carmen Electra is continuing her quest to out-Pam-Anderson Pam Anderson by preparing to take on her third husband. We hope her wedding-day attire will be as inspired as Pam's. Reports People:

Carmen Electra is engaged to her boyfriend, guitarist Rob Patterson, her rep Jill Fritzo confirms to PEOPLE.

"He told friends three days ago that he got engaged," adds a source. "The ring is a black diamond set in white diamonds."

Patterson, 37, who is the former touring guitarist for Korn, popped the question over the weekend while he and Electra were in Las Vegas to celebrate her 36th birthday, says the source. The couple have been dating less than a year.

This will be the third marriage for the actress-model, who was previously wed to rocker Dave Navarro and, briefly, to NBA star Dennis Rodman.

Touring guitarist? Carmen sure is moving down the washed-up-rock-star feeding chain. Is husband number four going to be the former roadie for Staind? No matter, Patterson sure is a lucky guy, especially when you consider the rumor that we heard oh, so many many moons ago that Carmen commemorated her marriage to Dave Navarro by getting a little tightening procedure in the poonal area. How will she celebrate this latest betrothal, with some preparatory asshole irrigation?

Carmen gets all kinds of naked at MrSkin.com.

CNW Junk Drawer: Pamela and Camela (Toe)

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:12:53 +0000

ï Pam Anderson's marriage to Rick Salomon has been annulled. In the eyes of the law, that means it never happened. Let us never speak of this again. (Hollywire)

ï MrSkin.com scores the first ever interview with Christian Landers, the dude behind the high-larious StuffWhitePeopleLike.com! (Mr. Skin)

ï Madonna claims that her marriage is ripe with "erotica". Excellent way to work your song title in there, Madge. Was your wedding La Isla Bonita? (Female Foist)

ï Kate Moss sans the clammy, crackulous influence of Pete Doherty = foxy. (Cityrag)

ï Awwww. Carmen Electra has found herself another funny little eyeliner-wearing alternarocker to love. (Daily Stab)

ï Sophie Monk's religious last name belies the deep cleave of her camel toe. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Renee Zellweger attended a screening of Leatherheads donning a leathered face. Sorry, Renee. You seem like a nice lady, you just make it so easy. (Allie Is Wired)

ï Sorry, boys! Looks like that hot slice of preggo jailbait Jamie Lynn Spears is off the market! (The Blemish)

ï I'm a Pepper, you're a Pepper, he's a Pepper, Axl Rose is a Pepper. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)