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Camilla Belle to Be Pelted with Flaming Feces by Hoarde of Jilted Tweens
Recent studies show that the average CelebNewsWire reader is male, age 40-48, and a virgin. So in the interest in capturing the desirable tween demographic: LET'S TALK TWILIGHT, PEOPLE. R U Team Edward or R U Team Jacob? How about TEAM JONAS! OMFG! LOL! Joe Jonas's well-browed concubine, actress Camilla Belle, was seen getting cozy [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Britney? Is it You?
ï Promo pic for the new Britney Spears album is more airbrushed than a T-shirt at the county fair. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Is Lindsay Lohan on the sauce again? Does the pope shit in the woods? (Celebitchy)
ï Check it out: pictures of Harry Potter's hairy peter. (Cityrag)
ï Hugh Hefner is like a father [...]
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Also tagged Adrienne Bailon, booze, Britney Spears, celebrity bathroom habits, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis, Daniel Radcliffe, Hugh Hefner, Hugh Jackman, Jonas Brothers, Kendra Wilkinson, Kristen Bell, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, music, Scarlett Johansson
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Is Maria Sharapova Lying Sharap-unda Camilla Belle?
If you are a famous lady in Los Angeles, and you have a female friend, the two of you are either "frenemies" or you are "lesbians". That is the way of the Hollywood. Or, rather, that is the way of all of you fat dude sweating behind your computers, feverishly imagining Nicole Richie and Paris [...]
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Also tagged celebrity BFF, celebrity gay rumors, Maria Sharapova
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CNW Junk Drawer: Pregnant. Pregnant in Bikini. Not Pregnant in Bikini.
ï Beyonce still not talking on the wedding rumors, but is she also gestating Hova Jr.? (Celebitchy)
ï Eva Herzigova is definitely pregnant. You can tell because of the giant baby inside her belly. And the naked breasts, gravid with lactocity. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Also pregnant and half naked? Tori Spelling in a bikini. [...]
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Also tagged BeyoncÈ Knowles, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity gay rumors, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in bikinis, Eva Herzigova, frivolous lawsuits, Jay-Z, Johnny Depp, Kate Bosworth, Maria Sharapova, Naomi Campbell, Rob Lowe, Sophie Monk, Toni Braxton, Tori Spelling, Vanessa Paradis
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