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Like Father, Like Son (The McConaugheys, Not Dudley Moore and Kirk Cameron)
Little Levi McConaughey. He's got his mama's eyes and his daddy's love of a nice breeze wafting across his bare nipples. JK livin', little man, JK livin'.
Famous People Keep Reproducing
Do you subscribe to Modern Bride? Did you preorder your DVD copy of He's Just Not That Into You? Are you completely obsessed with babies and the gestation of them? Then this is a story for you. Hollywood baby boom! Bump alert! Baby joy! Blah blah! Yeah, there's not much to write about today, so [...]
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Also tagged celebrity pregnancies, Gisele Bundchen, Matthew McConaughey, models, Tom Brady
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Matthew McConaughey and the Tribal, Pukey Pecker
When contemplating what stories to cover this morning, we thought, “Eh, who cares about girls in bikinis or which drug won out in Amy Winehouse’s nightly intoxication lottery? We want to hear Matthew McConaughey talking about his newborn son’s wiener!” So here you have Mr. JK Livin’ with his son, Levi, and high-tech incubation machine, [...]
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Hold onto your Huggies, Sunday Rose Kidman Urban, there's a charming new stud in town. Welcome to the world, Baby Boy McConaughey! That's right–golden-bronzed bongo bopper Matthew McConaughey took the toothbrush out of his mouth long enough to help his girlfriend, model Camila Alves, deliver their first child yesterday. US Weekly gives a few more [...]
Stop Everything: Matthew McConaughey Has Lost His Flip Flop
We're guessing that Matthew McConaughey's full o' fetus female friend Camila Alves doesn't expect Matt to stay home nights knitting baby booties and watching America's Got Talent. That's just not his style. So she's probably not all that surprised to hear about him L-I-V-I-N it up in Nicaragua dancing with girls and bellyaching about his [...]
Famous People Do Nothing, Get Paid
Your wedding and baby photos: You pay $3.79 at the Walgreens photo kiosk for a stack of glossy 8×10s. Famous people's wedding and baby photos: Magazines pay them millions of dollars to run the images for the whole world to see. That hard-won managerial position at Hot Topic seemed like a pretty sweet gig last [...]
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Also tagged Ashlee Simpson, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, magazines, Matthew McConaughey, Pete Wentz
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Welcome To the World, Bud Weiser McConaughey!
You remember that girl in your high school who got knocked up junior year and ended up naming the kid Boone because "the little fucker wouldn't exist if it weren't for Strawberry Hill" and then thanked Jeebus that her loser ex-boyfriend couldn't afford Jager? That girl should set up a play date with Matthew McConaughey's [...]
Celebrities Spending Writer's Strike Having Tons of Sex, Getting Knocked Up
Just like your 35-year-old spinster sister, Hollywood is baby crazy. We're beginning to think that Governor Arnold secretly passed a law that every showbiz personality must spawn by the year 2010 or be forced to spend two years working the craft services table. Jennifer Aniston better start prepping her uterus, because we hear she's a [...]
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Also tagged Adnan Ghalib, ailing celebs, Britney Spears, celebrity pregnancies, celebrity websites, Chris Martin, David Spade, Eva Longoria, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jillian Grace, Matthew McConaughey, Tony Parker
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McConaughey's Chiseled Abs Take a Bride?
In today's "Preposterous rumor, but it's a slow news day so what the hell" news, Matthew McConaughey was spotted walking with his girlfriend, a model named Camilla Alves. And he was wearing a ring on his left hand, so folks are automatically saying that the couple were secretly married. We don't know about you guys, [...]