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Cameron Diaz Dance Off!
We have seen into the future. And what awaits us is a world where judges and juries and governmental agencies and international diplomacy are obsolete. In the future we will celebrate all milestones (birthdays, weddings, etc.), grieve all deaths, and settle all disputes the Cammy Diaz way: with dance offs! Page Six reports:
CAMERON Diaz doesn't [...]
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Eva and Cameron Seal Friendship with Flatus
Picture Eva Mendes. Her skin creamy cocoa latte. Her hair like bronzed silk. She comes to you at night in a diaphanous robe, a halo of soft light illuminating her indecent beauty. She leans toward you, closer, closer . . . she smells like fresh-baked cinnamon rolls. A sexy, shy smile tugs at the corners [...]
What Every Girl Wants: Sex Wax
Men, they are from Mars, and they are wont to find a move that works and stick with it, carrying it from relationship to relationship. One girl responds well to being serenaded by Breathe's "Hands to Heaven"? You better bet all subsequent girlfriends are gonna get an earful of mid-'80s English pop. Justin Timberlake is [...]
Cameron's Hamerons
We're not sure if this picture is old or not, but here are Cameron Diaz's lower chair cheeks. Judging by the jaunty way her skirt has been lifted, the male arm to the right the possible culprit, and the "oh, YOU!" look on Cam's face, we can assume that this was taken on Friday Flip-Up [...]
John Mayer Likes the Pretty Ladies
Yesterday we saw pictures of Mandy Moore and John Mayer, presumably on a date. We weren't too happy about the prospect of Mandy getting Jessica Simpson's secondhand cooties, especially after the horrible luck she's had with men in the past, but we weren't sure whether we otherwise condoned the coupling or not. Turns out we're [...]
Cameron Diaz Is An Adulteress
It's just like Ray Parker Jr. sang lo, so many years ago: I'm in love with the other woman. My life was fine till she blew my mind. Actually, those lyrics have very little to do with the following story, but we had to give props to RPJ for dropping consistently smooth and sexy platters [...]
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Cameron Diaz: Enemy of Peruvian Freedom
"Hey look, Cameron, there are a bunch of people you're offending right this very second. Do you see that little old lady with the shawl and the cane? The one carrying her grandson in a papoose on her back? I think she's crying."
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Pirates on the Cameron-Beans
Yarrr! Avast, me hearties! And by "hearties", we mean "Cameron Diaz's yams". As of late, she's been greatly enjoying lots of bikini time generally involving her rather astonishingly toned body and a surfboard. Not quite sure what's up with the camo/skull and crossbones swimwear here–perhaps Cameron is trying to scare people away from her right [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Porking a Model is the Best Revenge
ï Angelina and Brad are thinking about adding a Czech orphan to their multi-hued brood. NO. F U. MORE SHILOH. (Derek Hail)
ï Brooke Hogan performs in frayed denim chaps. We haven't seen such creative scissors-meet-fabric self-styling since Billy's Squier's "Rock Me Tonite" video! (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Nicole Richie pregnant. Yeah, rite. (Female First)
ï [...]
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