Tag Archives: Cameron Diaz
Feeling Minnesota (and Each Other)
The media likes to focus on the unlovableness of Jennifer Aniston, but honestly, let’s not forget Cameron Diaz. She’s long in the tooth in Hollywood years, insiders say her pustules rival a 9th grade boy’s, and she hasn’t had a long-term relationship since Justin Timberlake. But that all might change, because she went on a [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: MF T&A in UK GQ
All the pics from Megan Fox’s UK GQ shoot. That should keep you busy. (Yeeeah!)
David Carradine was found dead in a hotel room in Bangkok. Grasshopper, no! (TMZ)
Melissa Joan Hart was praying that Farrah Fawcett wouldn’t die . . . because that would have bumped her off the cover of people. Melissa [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Sabrina Gives You a Sa-bonah
Sabrina the Teenage HOT DAMN girl looks nice in a bikini. (Daily Stab)
Hilary Duff’s sister Haylie Duff got a new mug. (Yeeeah!)
Chris Brown pulls an Elephant Man and says “I’m not a monster”. Cool, but you’re still A ASSHOLE! (Anything Hollywood)
Michael Lohan got arrested. Again. He’s a nurturing caregiver and a wonderful [...]
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Also tagged celebrity deaths, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, celebs in bikinis, Chris Brown, Courtney Love, Haylie Duff, Lady Gaga, magazines, Megan Fox, Melissa Joan Hart, Mike Tyson, plastic surgery rumors, Robert Pattinson
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CNW Junk Drawer: Cannes You Dig It
Brad’s all, “C’mon, Angelina, we have to get to Cannes” and she’s all, “Hold up, Brad, I gotta show the paps a little more of where Shilohs come from.” (Yeeeah!)
Maria Bello. Topless. Tied to a bed. Believe it. (Nudography)
And speaking of Maria Bello, did you know that she was from the greater [...]
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Also tagged Adriana Lima, Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears, celebrity bathroom habits, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis, film festivals, Hayden Panettiere, Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan, Maria Bello, nip slips, Rihanna, Samantha Ronson, tattoos, underwear
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CNW Junk Drawer: Heidi Christ, Superstar
ï Reality show star/monster Heidi Montag promises to make a Christian album, compares herself to Jesus. "Because we both have really shiny hair and heal leopards," Heidi says. "That's what the poor people with zits are called, right?" (Yeeeah!)
ï Katherine Heigl downblouse cleavage shot. By the by, why is the term downblouse? What [...]
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Also tagged Anne Hathaway, celebrity gay rumors, Eddie Murphy, Eva Longoria, Heidi Montag, Katherine Heigl, Lindsay Lohan, music, nip slips, plastic surgery rumors, Samantha Ronson, tattoos, Zooey Deschanel
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Dick Fiends!
Do not deny Cameron Diaz her Jesus Goat, lest ye be labeled dick fiend. Lo, it is the law of the land. Take heed. Take heed. Today's tale of creative celebrity tantrumming comes courtesy of Digital Spy:
Cameron Diaz rowed with staff at an Abercrombie & Fitch store, say reports. The Charlie's Angels actress got angry [...]
Cammy D Thinks Sex Is Pretty Neat
That Cameron Diaz, she's on the cutting edge. She's always saying stuff that just blows our mind, like, "Grass is green," "Kittens are cute," and "Sex is the best." Seriously, who does this girl think she is? It's going to take a lot more than a pretty face to make us question our core beliefs [...]
Cameron Diaz Is a Towering Cyborg of Legginess
As far as fetishizing body parts goes, it's been 1871 for a long time in America, with everyone salivating like a horny cartoon wolf over colossal asses. Only instead of crinolines and bustles, we have surgical butt cheeks implants. And so alas, the poor leg man of yore has fallen by the wayside. But here's [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Eatin' Kids, Beatin' Pigs
ï Bite-sized Heroes star Hayden Panettiere volunteered at World Children's Day, where she proceeded to devour all the babies under age two and pick her teeth with their discarded, semi-gnawed rib bones. (The Blemish)
ï Even when you take away her hand-held communication devices and remove her from the vicinity of assistants, Naomi Campbell [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, Anne Hathaway, Brandon Davis, celebrity arrests, celebs in bikinis, Gisele Bundchen, Hayden Panettiere, Jerry Seinfeld, Megan Fox, Mena Suvari, Naomi Campbell, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise
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