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Lindsay Lohan Knows Her BJ Skills When She Sees Them
We weren't the only ones duped by that supposed Lindsay Lohan beej photo that was floating around last week; Lindsay thought it was real too! But to give her self recognization skills a little credit, there's no possible way on God's green earth that Lindsay could ever remember every situation in which she's given a [...]
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I Know Who Blew Me
It's celebrity dong-smoking week here at CelebNewsWire! Invite your pals over for Li'l Smokies, don your best foam fingers and cram them down the gullets of your neighbors! Lindsay Lohan caused a bit of a stir when she simulated oral sex on camera for the movie Georgia Rule (see left). Today, life imitates art as [...]
You Mean Vodka Is Alcohol? Oh Crap.
Remember how you felt when Lindsay Lohan went to rehab? You probably thought, "Thank Vishnu. She'll finally slow down and maybe stay home and read Cosmo once in a while instead of partying every night." But girl didn't even stop partying while she was in rehab. Plus, there's really nothing Lindsay could learn from reading [...]
Lindsay Lohan: Sex Freak
When you imagine Lindsay Lohan having sex (which we're sure you were doing just four minutes ago), you probably think of her in a chaste white dressing gown, pulled up just enough to accommodate her lover but not enough to be indecent, strains of Beethoven wafting gently through the lavender-scented air, and Lindsay lying wide-eyed [...]
Lindsay Lohan's Top Popped By Best
Lohan and her balding English man candy, Calum Best, have taken their international love to the Bahamas. Best grabbed Lohan in the water, squeezed her in a bear hug, and popped her like a 3 day old whitehead. Only instead of releasing an ivory bounty of pus, her bikini top released a nipple. Which is [...]
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Lindsay Lohan Canoodles with Calum, Hikes up Skirt, Is Backseat DJ
In the grand tradition of Spears and Federline, Spears and Howie Day, and Minnelli and Gest, Lindsay Lohan is now dating beneath her. Rush and Malloy report:
Lindsay Lohan locked lips with British scene-maker Calum Best at Wednesday's Nylon Magazine party – despite the frowns of some pals. "This isn't a serious relationship," one friend tells [...]
Lindsay Lohan Finally Achieves Goal of Becoming Kate Moss
Shocker! Of! The! Century! Lindsay Lohan does coke. Oh, and she humps lots of boys too. We may never recover from our shattered illusions. When we're ninety and sipping a creamed corn and mashed potato smoothie on the lanai in our nursing home, we will utter our first words in sixty years: "Can't believe . [...]
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