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CNW Junk Drawer: A Feast Fit for a Bosworth

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 09 Aug 2006 17:38:22 +0000

ï Suri No Middle Name Cruise pictures might finally appear soon . . . in Vanity Fair! Hopefully on the cover, wrapped in swaddling clothes, using Scarlett Johansson's ass crack as a manger.

ï Bryce Dallas Howard is baking up a big batch of baby.

ï Kate Bosworth ate! Ate cigarettes, water, and lettuce. Baby steps, people.

ï Pam from The Office becomes Pam from The Duff-ass.

ï When Janet Jackson wants her water cold, she wants her water cold, dammit. Also, yes, she did feel that pea placed under her 12 mattresses last night.

ï Newly-separated Dave Navarro is dating newly-separated Jenna Jameson. And she's now #1 on his MySpace Top 8, so you know it's love.

ï Jen and Vince: engaged! Whhheeeeeeee! Yayyyyy! Whoooo! Who gives a crap! All riiiiight!

ï Robin Williams is in rehab. Body hair rehab, we hope.

ï Sienna Miller dons dirty pink cowboy boots, a wedding dress, a red Cleopatra wig, and an exposed upskirt cotton panty look. Indeed, she is truly the fashion icon of our time.

Bryce Dallas Howard Shows Us Where the Red Fern Grows

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 17:59:28 +0000

It was hard enough to wrap our heads around the fact that Ron “Opie” Howard, he of the jug ears and the Alfred E. Neuman countenance, somehow managed to create a child of such incomparable beauty and grace. But the fact that said child, Bryce Dallas Howard, is comfortable enough to show the world that she is, indeed, a natural redhead, by baring it all in her new movie Manderlay, is blowing our feeble minds all over the creation and into next week. Exceedingly NSFW pics after the jump. Fire on the hooooole!

Manderlay is a Lars Von Trier joint, and the Von Trier, he likes making the ladies get naked. The movie has something to do with BDH traveling to a town in which slavery has not been abolished, so she tries to set things right. “Set things right” translates to “get naked as a lima bean and have sexual intercourse with an African-American gentleman.” Looks like she found a “Manderlay”! Eh? Eh???? Anyway. You don’t care about the plot, you care about the pics. There’s even a little something for the ladies there. And by “something” we mean “ball bag”.

And guess what? MrSkin.com has even MORE pictures and clips of this scene. Yes! Even more! No foolin’! Go! Look!

BREAKING NUDES: Chicago International Film Festival Lineup Announced

Agent E. — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 21:32:28 +0000

We Chicagoans like to complain a lot. Our sports teams suck, winter lasts about nine months, and the wind is constantly messing up our hair. But at last we have something that the rest of you donít: The first (and possibly only) U.S. screening of the highly anticipated and probably boob-filled film Havoc will happen at the 41st Chicago International Film Festival. Suck on that, Cleveland.

Havoc will screen at the Chicago festival October 8th, 9th, and 11th, giving lucky Chicagoans a chance to see Anne Hathaway and Bijou Phillips flash what their mommas gave them nearly two months before the scheduled November 29th DVD release–and on a beautiful big screen to boot. But while this is the definite standout highlight of the festival for skin lovers, Chicago promises to offer oh, so much more. A few entries are already confirmed as containing nudity, including Manderlay with Bryce Dallas Howard, Shopgirl with Claire Danes, Kissing on the Mouth with Kate Winterich and Kris Williams, The Matador with Azucena Medina, and Brick with WB staple Nora Zehetner. The festival, as the name would imply, is heavy on foreign releases, including Free Zone with Natalie Portman (for all you hopeful dreamers out there), Gabrielle with frequent French peeler Isabelle Huppert, and Sunflower with one-time Anne Heche lesbian co-star Joan Chen. Weíll also be keeping our eyes all the way open for Nuit noire, since star Clotilde Courau has a wonderful track record of doffing her duds in front of the camera, and for Too Much RomanceÖItís Time For Stuffed Peppers, directed by Lina Wertm¸ller of Swept Away fame and starring a still sexy Sophia Loren. Classy and oft-nude Frenchwoman Juliette Binoche has two films screening at the festival (Bee Season and CachÈ) and a few of her countrywomen (Mathilde Seigner and MaÔwenn Le Besco, along with Arielle Dombasle) will appear in Le Courage DíAimer. The Charlize ìI Want Another Oscarî Theron film North Country will get some screen time, and even though the film revolves around sexual harassment, weíre guessing it wonít contain any worthy skin. The same goes for the Felicity Huffman starrer Transamerica, since she plays a pre-op male-to-female transsexual. Laura Linney can usually be counted on for at least a flash of boob (and often much more), so weíll definitely be checking out The Squid and the Whale, even if it does sound like an animated Disney feature. We donít recognize one single actress in I Am a Sex Addict, but the title is fantastic and it contains characters named Italian prostitute, Asian prostitute, and French prostitute. One of our other most-anticipated films of the Chicago festival (besides Havoc) would have to be the horror/comedy Feast, which will be a Chicago world premier. It stars former soap star Krista Allen, whom you probably remember from her eight Emmanuelle movies and a brief stint on Baywatch. She hasnít done any nudity since her last Emmanuelle film in 2000, but weíre hoping that this creature feature was able to change all that. The Chicago International Film Festival runs from October 6-20, and as always we will have our Skin Skouts searching for every nipple, every bush flash, and every cheek peek and bring you their findings. And for a complete rundown on the festival, check out chicagofilmfestival.org.

Opie's Baby Girl Shows All Three B's in Manderlay

Agent E. — Wed, 21 Sep 2005 19:42:10 +0000

We told you about Bryce Dallas Howard's nudity in the upcoming Lars von Trier film Manderlay back in May when it debuted at the Cannes Film Festival, but we never tire of talking about boobs so we thought we'd mention it again. After all, it's not every film that includes nudity by the grown up daughter of a former child star (yeah, yeah, we know, Ron Howard is a big-time director now, we'll stop calling him Opie, just get off our back, will ya?). Back in May we didn't have much info on exactly what Bryce shows in Manderlay, but now that the film has played at the Toronto Film Festival we know she gives us everything (quite a debut). And we know she's a real redhead. (You think Lindsay Lohan is ever going to prove that? Fat chance.) Her best scene is when she's viewed full-frontally nude before getting into some interracial sex. We bet Richie Cunningham is proud. Stayed tuned for further information on a U.S. release date.

See Bryce at MrSkin.com.

Happy Days! Richie Cunningham's Kid Gets All Naked-Like

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Fri, 20 May 2005 17:45:24 +0000

A magical beam shaped like a boob was just beamed into the sky, informing us of another starlet peeling down for a debut silver-screen nude scene. It's Opie's kid, Bryce Dallas Howard. No word yet on whether or not she shows all three B's. Or all three Aunt B's.

The redheaded star of The Village says that she was "in terror" over filming the dark sex scene in Lars Von Trier's film Manderlay, which recently debuted at Cannes. "I said, all right, you have to do this. It's ridiculous for you to have issues with this. Just view it as if you're doing a sketch on Saturday Night Live and this is funny, because I'll do anything to be funny, and most people will . . . So that's what happened. I just started to look at it as some sort of comedic scene . . . The scene wasn't written funny at all, but there are some really eccentric and absurd moments in that scene that people tend to chuckle at." Bryce is quite the trouper! Not only will the daughter of the dude who played the two most wholesome characters on TV (aside from Michael Landon in Highway to Heaven, DUH) do a nude scene, she takes it in stride when the audience laughs at it. She may just have replaced Mariah Carey as the new CNW idol!

See Opie Jr.'s Nude Review at MrSkin.com.