Tag Archives: Bryan Adams
An Elle of a Hookup
Musical visionary. Philanthropist. Photographer. Raspy voice-haver. Canadian. Provider of shattered teacup upon which Lindsay Lohan sliced her speckled flesh. Is there anything Bryan Adams can't do? Apparently, the answer is no, because he has somehow landed himself one of the most storied beauties of our times as a concubine. According to the Daily Mail:
Supermodel Elle [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Cuts Like a Knife
ï Paula Abdul has a new contorted face! Look into her stretched eyes! Oh oh! She's been tellin' lies! (Yeeeah!)
ï Larry Birkhead thinks Dannielynn has her mom's pouty lips, long legs and chubby toes. Jury's out on who she takes after in the implant and veneer department, though. (I'm Not Obsessed)
ï Britney [...]
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Lindsay Lohan took a trip to the hospital on Friday, for the eighty-eleventh time in a year. Seems she took a little spill over at Bryan Adams's house and gashed her leg on a broken teacup. When asked about the accident, Lindsay said, "It cut like a knife, but it felt so right."
Summer of Socks-ty Nine
If the continued music career of Posh Spice wasn't testament enough, here's more proof that Brits will work themselves into a frenzy over anything involving D-level celebrities: a pair of Bryan Adams's dirty socks went for £551 on eBay.