Tag Archives: Bruce Willis
Garner and Affleck Become One
Bennifer II is now official! Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have been joined together in connubial bliss. They were married Wednesday on a beach on the Turks and Caicos island. Goddammit, another celebrity wedding outsourced to an exotic foreign locale. The American wedding industry has taken such a huge hit this year that John Cougar [...]
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Willis Gets (Die) Hard For Lohan
Weíve heard a lot of rumors about which washed-up scuzzballs Lindsay Lohan has been schtupping, but this one really is too much. Now the eighteen-year-old is reportedly getting cozy with fifty-year-old Bruce Willis. We couldnít even accept the idea of Willis doiní it with Jennifer Aniston in that one episode of Friends.