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Ashton Kutcher Gets Meta
We’re convinced that the early death of the CW series The Beautiful Life had not so much to do with Mischa Barton’s cuckoo crazy times or terrible scripts or anything; it was the marketing. The show just didn’t have the balls to tout itself as the newest project to come “from the daring mind of [...]
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Ashton Kutcher Celebrates Bruce Willis's Nuptials by Tweeting a Pic of Demi Moore's Ass
So Bruce Willis got married this weekend. Huh. Really, what can we say about that? We hope his new bride (32-year-old model Emma Heming) likes the feel of a newborn's fuzzy head? Mazel tov to them and whatnot, but the real story here is Bruce's ex-wife, Demi Moore, who attended the ceremony with her new [...]
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The Fifth Element is Youth
Bruce Willis is rumored to be dating his Perfect Stranger costar. Balki, NO!!!
CNW Junk Drawer: She Wants to Be The Girl with the Least Cake
ï Courtney Love, in a bikini, weighing less than her 12-year-old daughter. That's what making out with Bruce Willis will do to a body. It happened to Lohan, now it's happening again.
ï Uma Thurman's one-piece strains against the weight of her Nordic kahooblies.
ï Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson's illicit extramarital blonde people [...]
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Bruised Bruce Boo-hoos 'Bout Boo-boo
Everyone stop what you're doing and prepare yourselves for the disturbing news we're about to relay: Bruce Willis was bruised on the set of Die Hard 4. We know, we know, it's hard. But everything will be ok. Bruce is a trooper and we're sure he'll pull through.
Look Who's Clocking (Photographers)
A paparazzo has filed a police report against Bruce Willis, claiming that the cueballed celebrity pushed him and shoved him with his own camera. Willis's spokesman, Paul Bloch, says that Bruce simply raised a hand up "to protect himself" because he was "blinded by the lights." Furthermore, Willis was also revved up like a deuce, [...]
Bruce and Berry: Hologram Humpin'
Bruce Willis allegedly refused to shoot a sex scene with Halle Berry because she is simply too beautiful and it would have been "awkward". Instead, Halle was filmed writhing solo on a bed while Bruce's recorded voice played in the background. Sooo, we can assume the writhing she was doing was caused by disgust, or [...]
The Sexth Sense
We always thought our best pick-up line–ìI seem to have lost my phone number. Could I borrow yours?î–was the best way to score chicks, but Bruce Willis sure has us beat. We just werenít thinking sleazy enough. But Bruce seems to have a lot of practice in that area.
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