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CNW Junk Drawer: Hayden Panettiless, But Not For You
Hayden Panettiere nude!!!! In her home. Privately. Wow, what a story! (Female First)
Jon Gosselin is an elegant gentleman who is charming with the ladies. (Yeeeah!)
Kanye West’s fierce-ass girlfriend Amber Rose naked. The Louvre is probably negotiating to buy her butt. (Drunken Stepfather)
Kristen Stewart and Megan Fox are fighting over Robert Pattinson. Who will will the [...]
Brooke Hogan Votes for God
The last time we checked in on Brooke Hogan, she declared that voting was for nerdy dorky super-non-cool people. Or men. But it seems that in the weeks since she has changed her tune slightly. It's not voting that she finds lame now, it's the choice of candidates. Brook would rather cast her ballot for [...]
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Brooke Hogan Sez: Voting Is Lame
"Hi, I'm Brooke Hogan. My likes include bikinis, hair bleach, the company of my daddy, visiting my brother in jail, and creative uses of denim. My dislikes include anything higher than SPF 4, my mean mom's creepy gross disgusting boyfriend, and voting." According to E!, the junior Hulkster divulged on her own reality show (oh, [...]
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Hogan Ogles Best
Hulk Hogan is fast becoming the new Papa Joe Simpson. Actually, scratch that. Hulk has surpassed Pops Simp. At least–and this is probably the first sort-of-nice thing we've ever said about him–Joe didn't ditch his wife to hook up with some young'un who looks just like Jessica. Fox News brings us a tale about Hulk [...]
Hulk Hogan Inserts Foot Into Mouth. Linda Hogan Inserts Teen Into Mouth.
When the most exciting stories involve people with the last name "Hogan", you know it's a bleak day for gossip. For all you Hulkamaniacs out there: last night Hulk Hogan went on Larry King to discuss his son Nick being jailed for a drag race/car accident that turned Nick's best friend John Graziano into a [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: She's Still Got (T)it!
ï Elizabeth Hurley's colossal cleavage never seems to age. Baffling! (The Blemish)
ï Amy Winehouse and her imprisoned husband: they're either going to be "together forever", or she's cheating on him and will be forced to give him three million dollars. Either way, she's screwed. (Female First)
ï Tom Cruise was once Cher's bagel [...]
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