Tag Archives: Brody Jenner
Joe Francis Goes Wild on Girl, or, Don’t Tase Me Bro(dy)
If you were at the Los Angeles club Guys and Dolls last night, no doubt you were driven from the premises because of a strong stench of vinegar and spring freshness. That’s because king douches Joe Francis and Brody Jenner got into a fistfight after Francis boxed the ears of Jenner’s girlfriend Jayde Nicole. TMZ [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "Never Killed a Pot Head"
ï Stallone steroid scandal. Stallone steroid scandal. Stallone steroid scandal. Say it five times fast.
ï Tyra Banks recreates her iconic swimsuit issue cover shot. Too bad her face looks like she's dropping a log in her bikini bottoms.
ï Gretchen Carlson finally lends credibility to FOX News with a liberal view of her [...]
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Brody Jenner Nabs Second Place to Howard K. Stern in Ultimate Asshole Showdown
We don't usually enjoy giving publicity to lazy rich assholes who have no claim to fame other than where they've stuck their dicks. Yet we do it anyway. Just look at how many times we've mentioned Howard K. Stern. If a scary sci-fi future where everyone is dying of starvation is ever realized, he's the [...]
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Lohan Will Never Detox from Burgers and Banging
Lindsay Lohan is reaching out–to a rather unlikely person, Brody Jenner–from behind the inpenetrable fortress that is the Wonderland rehab facility. Most of its denizens probably crave crack or Tanqueray, but Lindsay's rehab cravings, transmitted via text message, are for "McDonald's and sex", in that order. Unless, of course, she hastily sent the message without [...]
Bathrooms: For More Than Just Coke Fixes
Nicole Richie is quite fond of bathroom quickies. Enh. That's not very special. Call us when she's found naked in a Camero with two girls, a goat, and twenty pounds of salami. Celebrities just have no imagination these days.
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People You Don't Care About Are No Longer Porking
Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have broken up. And so have Nicole Richie and that one guy. He's like the son of some famous guy who, like, did the luge or synchronized swimming at the Olympics or something. He dated that girl from that show that's like The O.C. only "real"? C'mon, he's tall, has [...]
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