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Brittany Murphy is a Fairy
Brittany Murphy has been cast as the voice of Tinkerbell in a new Disney animated video. Even though, if we remember correctly, Tinkerbell doesn't speak. At any rate, it looks like she's already covered in shimmery pixie dust:
As for the curiously rigid and bloated upper lip, well, that's also magic! Magically spine-chilling.
Take a Trip to 1987 with Brittany Murphy
Brittany Murphy has recorded a song for DJ Paul Oakenfold's new album. Brittany Murphy has filmed a video for said song. We went here and watched the video. The video confused us.
The grainy, black-and-white video. The abundance of black spandex. The lamÈ. The alley cat cheekily baring his fangs (rowrr!). The hoop earrings, the backup [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "All Nose and Hose"
Vida Guerra displays her ripe rump for mateworthy males in Playboy.
Daryl Hannah “arrested for farm protest“? What the . . . ? What kind of sick person protests farming?
Ashlee Simpson’s in the new issue of Marie Claire talking about how women should embrace themselves no matter what size or shape and love [...]
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ScarJo's Got the Best of the Breast
So what were the serious journalists over at In Touch doing while People was negotiating their $4.1 million buy of the Brangelina family fun pics? They were rating celebrity racks. Because who cares about Piloh Shitt when there are boobs to ogle?
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Late Bloomin' Brittany
Brittany Murphy would like to give a big shout-out to her Moms for forcing her to get her cherry busted. Thanks, Ma! Couldn't have done it without your support and guidance!
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Brittany Murphy Goes Pin-Up
In the past, soldiers stationed overseas stroked their AKs while looking at pinups of Betty Grable, Ava Gardner, and Raquel Welch. Now another actress has signed on to uplift the troops' morales by posing for sexy pinups: former Kutcher schtup-puppet Brittany Murphy has agreed to model her spectacularly pointy chin in an upcoming issue of [...]