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This Is Just Gross
Now that Brittany Murphy’s steady King of the Hill paycheck has gone to syndication heaven, girl’s gotta work. And though we haven’t seen her in anything since that movie where she nannied Dakota Fanning (Shut up. It was on TBS.), she apparently has five movies in some state of production. Yes, five. So she needs [...]
Brittany Murphy Only Loves One Single Thing–and That Is Just a Peanut-Butter Sandwich
There are some people who are allowed to be demanding on set. If Mariah Carey scored a ten-second walk-on cameo on Lost, she could demand that the entire set be relocated to New York–complete with the revelation that the island is actually in the middle of Central Park–and she could get away with it. But [...]
Questions
#1: How good are Simon Monjack's drugs?
#2: Did Brittany get a hunk of maguro sashimi stuck to her face on a recent trip to Koi, or is that intentional?
CNW Junk Drawer: Keifer in the Klink
ï Brittany Murphy's husband is Artie Lange??? (Bricks and Stones)
ï Lindsay says that rehab was a "sobering experience". You don't say. (IDLYITW)
ï Tara Reid in FHM looking . . . good? Oh, look, a flying pig. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Charlize Theron is Esquire's Sexiest woman. Which is a nicer honor than being [...]
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Also tagged booze, celebrity gay rumors, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in rehab, Charlize Theron, Clay Aiken, Halle Berry, jail, Kiefer Sutherland, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Tara Reid
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Brittany Murphy: Stalked or Just Cracked?
We're sure that meeting the man of your dreams and marrying him four months later (you know, cause otherwise he'd be deported) only to find out that he's a big old thief and fraud and criminal and whatnot can make a girl mighty paranoid. But we also think Brittany Murphy may be taking things a [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Stuff on My Lohan
ï Jessica Simpson dons dress with Venetian blind chestpiece. (Yeeeah!)
ï Fun with Photoshop: "Stuff on My Lohan". Hee hee hee hee hee! (Cityrag)
ï Hollywood romance meets the Primetime weekend mystery: Brittany Murphy has awesome taste in men! (ICYDK)
ï Claire Danes and My So-Called Nip. (Taxi Driver)
ï Anna Kournikova and Enrique [...]
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Also tagged Anna Kournikova, booze, celebrity breakups, celebrity nudity, Claire Danes, Enrique Iglesias, Eva Mendes, Jessica Simpson, Joaquin Phoenix, Lindsay Lohan, movies, nip slips, Paris Hilton
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CNW Junk Drawer: Ain't No Hollaback Doll
ï "Eva Longoria Loves Facials". Yep, that sounds about right.
ï My Gwen Stefani doll can beat up your Peaches N' Cream Barbie.
ï Still no word on whether or not Lohan is engaged to Harry "Pink Taco" Morton, but she's sporting an '80s-style pear-cut diamond that Alexis Carrington herself would find distasteful.
ï [...]
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Also tagged celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity breakups, celebrity nudity, Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes, Gwen Stefani, Harry Morton, headlines, Kate Bosworth, Kate Moss, Kelly Clarkson, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Orlando Bloom
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CNW Junk Drawer: Mauled by Rap Community, Embraced by Crap Community
ï Brittany Murphy has ended her engagement to best boy/grip Joe Macaluso. Brittany, do you actually think you're going to be able to do better? He's the BEST boy, for Christ's sake!
ï "Kevin Federline mauled by rap community." God, if only that headline were literal.
ï Janet Jackson says that fiancÈ Jermaine Dupri [...]
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