Tag Archives: Britney Spears

17 March 2010

Britney Spears and Kim Kardashian Break Up (Not with Each Other)

Hey, boys! Dab a little Frito-Lay product behind your ears and grab your butt-spelunking device, because Britney Spears and Kim Kardashian are both single! E! says:
Britney Spears is once again a solo artist. The 28-year-old pop princess and her talent-agent boyfriend Jason Trawick called it quits at the end of February after about a year [...]

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11 March 2010

CNW Junk Drawer: Corey of Love

Amy Winehouse plans to remarry Blake Fielder Civil Servant and have children, because she makes terrific life choices. (Yeeeah!)
And Renee Zellweger wants to marry Bradley Cooper, because her other marriage to a rumored gay dude went so very well. (Allie)
Coco T posted a nude photo of herself in a tanning bed on Twitter, if you [...]

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28 January 2010

Hold On, Haiti! Britney’s A-Comin’!

We were really, really upset yesterday when we heard that Jessica Simpson was donating 50,000 pairs of shoes to Haitians. Because OMG, you can’t wear an open-toed platform bootie with that ripped-up outfit covered in earthquake ooze! Gross! Thank God for Britney Spears, who is donating a dress for the cause. England’s The Sun reports:
The [...]

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16 November 2009

Britney Spears and Jennifer Aniston Costar in Comely Bikini Pics

Prince once urged us all to party as if it were the year 1999. CelebNewsWire takes most of its cues from the doily-clad dwarf, so after masturbating with a magazine and Batdancing, we would like to invite you to ogle new pictures of Britney Spears and Jennifer Aniston in bikinis, just like it was 1999. [...]

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06 November 2009

CNW Junk Drawer: They Tried to Make Me Go to Silicone Rehab

Amy Winehouse has traded needles in the arm for needles in the boobs and lips. (The Blemish)
Rachel Bilson sports Gwyneth Paltrow-style greaseball legs in Flaunt. (Yeeeah!)
James Gandolfini assaulted a paparazzo. Sadly, he later found out that the photog was not, in fact, carrying any nachos on him so it was all for naught. (Anything Hollywood)
Strap [...]

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06 November 2009

We’re Surprised His Semen Isn’t Pure Lard By Now

If you place Kevin Federline’s semen on a slide and peer at it through a microscope, you will see the mustachioed strongman from the circus, Batman, Captain “Sully” Sullenberger, Juggernaut from the X-Men, and the ‘85 Bears. His seed will not be stopped. He has two children with Shar Jackson, two with Britney Spears, and [...]

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15 October 2009

Britney Spears, Motherhood’s Pinnacle

You fear for humanity every time you walk down the Wal-Mart frozen foods aisle and see a 300-pound woman in an “I’m Too Sexy for This Shirt” tee smacking around her kid and yelling, “Get Mama some Hot Pockets, shithead.” But apparently that’s just good parenting, at least according to Britney Spears’s British fans. Says [...]

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29 September 2009

Britney Spears Blows a Wad on Stuff to Suck on

You remember that one time you were really depressed and needed chocolate so you went to the Jewel and bought their entire stock of Three Muskateers? It must’ve cost you like 70 bucks. You thought you were going totally over the top on that one. But really, deep in your heart, you knew there was [...]

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22 September 2009

Megan Fox: Britney Spears Records Are Better Than Death

Humans have been striving for immortality for centuries, so it’s kind of weird that the key to staying alive has finally come to us from the pretty much vacant mind of Megan Fox. What’s the secret to never-ending life? Just listen to Britney Spears all the time. The universe wouldn’t be so cruel as to [...]

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27 August 2009

CNW Junk Drawer: Minka Jeter. Minka Jeter. Minka Jeter.

Derek Jeter makes 500 trillion dollars a year and now he’s going to marry Minka Kelly. And you guys don’t want Socialism? (Yeeeah!)
Jennifer Aniston nips out for Elle. Fashionably sharp, old girl. (CityRag)
Even Anderson Cooper can’t hide the vitriol when it comes to indulging Heidi Montag’s poppycockery. (Gone Hollywood)
Gerard Butler slapped a dog. And he [...]