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Megan Fox Is Single and Showing It
They're on, they're off. It all depends on if she's promoting a movie or not. This weekend, after a Transformers 2 premiere, Megan Fox told The Sun that she and BAG were done, saying, "I'm currently what you would call single I guess." Great! At this point, we can kind of use a Mad Libs [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes Dash of Her Board
ï Diamond Dash is neither the game that came preloaded on your cell phone nor the new baby of mogul Damon Dash. It's what Paris Hilton just paid $280,000 to have installed in her pink Bentley. It's the economy, sluthead! (The Blemish)
ï Holly Madison will be replacing an injured Jewel on Dancing [...]
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Megan Fox Bags BAG Once More, with Feeling
Poor Brian Austin Green's ballbag is soon to be neglected. Never again will it know the gentle caress of Megan Fox's genetically superior fingers. The couple, long rumored to be on and off, have broken up for real this time. We think. Us Weekly says:
Megan Fox and fiance Brian Austin Green have split, Usmagazine.com has [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Rip Off Them Spanx
ï Eva Longoria upskirts; shows off some sizzling shapewear from the Sears "Silver Fox" foundation garment collection. (Yeeeah!)
ï A plane carrying Winona Ryder was forced to make an emergency landing, presumably because she was all zorked out on goofballs. (Yeeeah!)
ï Homoeroticism on the Twilight set. Rawr! (Hollywire)
ï Despite her unending, ultra-desirable [...]
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Megan Fox Dates Strippers, Cups Ball Sacks
Sometimes we put on our horn-rimmed glasses, sharpen our best number two pencil, and wrack our brain as if we were trying to solve an impossible calc equation. The topic? Why people love Megan Fox so much. Sure, she's hot, but is that enough? Enough to cancel out the terrible, terrible tattoos and the David [...]
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Megan Fox Hates Dogs, Nudity
Megan Fox knows that she can make men do just about anything. Make her loverman ditch his beloved pooch just because she wants newer, fluffier ones? Sure thing. Make hoards of male viewers pay to see a movie written by Diablo Cody just because she maybe might be sorta kinda naked in it? Of course. [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: The Fox and the Hound Camel
ï Megan Fox straps her camel toe into some stretch pants for a shopping excursion. (Faded Youth)
ï And speaking of Megan Fox, her former(?) fiance Brian Austin Green denies the breakup rumors, says the couple are "solid". Solid as a rock? So nothing's changed it? And what you're saying is that the feeling's [...]
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Megan Fox Bags BAG
When you're the bitchy rival in a little-seen Lindsay Lohan joint that features a mash-up of Eliza Doolittle and David Bowie (seriously), getting engaged to a former teen soap star/once aspiring white rapper seems like a good idea, a possible career boost. But once you've starred in a huge Michael Bay movie opposite Shia TheBeef [...]
Megan Fox Has a Naked . . . . . . . . . . . Finger
We've long wondered why America's Next Sexiest Sexy Lady Megan Fox was engaged to Brian Austin Green. Turns out that Megan has long wondered that, too, and on the set of her new movie, she's been acting suspiciously BAGless. According to Star:
An insider on the set of Megan's movie Jennifer's Body says that the 22-year-old [...]
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Cryin' Brian Austin Green: "My Hot Girlfriend's Annoying. Boo Hoo."
Brian Austin Green. Let's review the facts. He was the geekiest and most annoying character on a show full of really irritating people (Although, if memory serves, he was the originator of The Peach Pit After Dark, which might make him a genius). He had a (thankfully) failed rap career. He's easily confused with David [...]