How exactly is Lindsay Lohan going to celebrate her sobriety and release from rehab? With a nightly ritual of a bubble bath, a Dickens novel, and some chamomile tea? Or by getting half naked and strutting around a film set in front of ratturd director Brett Ratner? Our gossip sobriety coach, FemaleFirst, believes it's the [...]
We can only think of one person who comes close to being a bigger pile of cat turds than Brandon Davis, and that man is Brett Ratner. (OK, maybe Chris "no fat chicks" Klein.) Ratner has spent the last few years yelling "Action!" and "Cut!" and pretending he knows what those words mean, but it [...]
Some days it feels like trying to keep up with who's getting a taste of Lindsay Lohan's lady business is a full-time job. We hear that over at Lindsay's image-control and coke-denial headquarters they had to hire on half a dozen interns just to track her vagina's whereabouts. The last we had heard Lindsay was [...]
We know that in your fantasies the catfight between Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson involves your living room, a kiddie pool full of Jell-O, and bikinis, but in reality it just involves an unacknowledged round of drinks, an L.A. bar, and Hollywood hack Brett Ratner. Not quite as titillating. Ha! We said tit! We're twelve, [...]
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